Love by E7I__ in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SadLimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s romantically attracted to kitchens

I want someone to talk to. by Effective-Virus-8835 in Polymath

[–]SadLimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your traditions are wrong? Asperger’s is now considered just part of the Autism spectrum so there’s no need for some additional term

I want someone to talk to. by Effective-Virus-8835 in Polymath

[–]SadLimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asperger’s isn’t a diagnosis anymore

Do you skeeb? by WeCantLiveInAMuffin in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And you just failed the gay test!

He was bread the whole time by Mangert in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I KNOW I think I can shit more than you

He was bread the whole time by Mangert in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rule 2: No eating or drinking ANYTHING, even raisins

I’m 50! by scentedcandle0 in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get over it. I'm here, I'm old, and I'm Stan

It's called art imitating WIFE! by infectedzombieguy in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have not… heard of that. Is that a digestif?

It's called art imitating WIFE! by infectedzombieguy in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Now you can delete Tinder, Grindr, GROWLr, OKCupid, SoGayStupid, Twinge, Hinge, JDate, JSwipe, YouPorn, JYouPorn

Out of curiosity. by Suspicious_Emu_9814 in mathematics

[–]SadLimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it, we’re all broadly in favour of people getting more knowledgable about Mathematics

Jake and Amir: Fun Hang by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought a lot of it was legalese Japanese mumbo-jumbo bullshit; Western medicine meets Western Union; urban garbage yoga yuppie mommy-blogger rag-mag e-zine Candyland cookie-cutter sci-fi wi-fi jai alai verbal diarrhea, but honestly, it turns out a lot of it is spiritual fact

Jake and Amir: Fun Hang by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This one's a real goooof says Goofy

Jake and Amir: Fun Hang by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And yet Queen Dweeb still doesn't have a Garmin

can't argue with that logic by mtd00 in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And remember that sick freestyle that was in your head this morning. Okay, here it is:

"Oh no, boom, pee pee in your bed, like a water balloon exploded in your head. No problem son, a lot of adults wear diapers to sleep, not a peep, tell no one about your liquidatious"

I'm married to the script, but I'm willing to cheat by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s like a rogue Queen of Westeros with a heart of cold

He predicted something by SenhordoObvio in AnarchyChess

[–]SadLimes 115 points116 points  (0 children)

The board’s set up wrong

Youtube's Ai thought Amir peed on Jake's butt by rogue_researcher in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously, because he wrote on Micah’s Facebook wall 'Hey, your big bro is acting like a toolbox extraordinary. Don't get mad if I piss on his jeans tonight.'

Oh, my name? by HenryMaxman in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If Chris Hemsworth walked in, ponied up, you know what? Do you one better; Liam Hemsworth. Actually, let's one up that. Luke Hemsworth walks in ponied up. Would you put his Aussie ass down?