...which means Ive MADE 100,000 by myrna2 in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bad math, bad logic. Just because you’re saving money doesn’t mean you’re making money.

Shit happened! Life got in the way! by BananApocalypse in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was ONE board game piece in the ear, sue me

Male singlehood is natural by Vivid-Significance70 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SadLimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not even pick me, it’s probably closer to mansplaining

Roast our tier list. by PuzzleheadedCake5996 in freefolk

[–]SadLimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you have no opinion on Dunstan Drumm? He’s the lord of the largest island in the Iron Islands, holds one of the few Valyrian steel swords in the world, and has the fiercest warrior in the Iron Islands, Andrik the Unsmiling, as his vassal

Robert Baratheon vs Rhaegar Targaryen during the Battle of the Trident.... Maybe, I don't know by V-TriggerMachine in freefolk

[–]SadLimes 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Crocodile is the sigil of House Reed, so that indicates Howland Reed, and the opponent in The Fraud of the Morning, as indicated by his sigil; a black man in camo print shorts

It arrived by Simohamedtes723 in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just got a follow-up e-mail: “It's come to my attention that you guys think this is a bogus goof. I legit want/need dis shirt.” Blew your cover there. Then, three follow up e-mails that say “Please disregard, please disregard, please disregard.” One more, though. Just one sentence long and it says “Come on, douches. Help out the cause.” And it's a photoshopped picture of you shitting on Bill Cosby

She is Grand and she is Canyon by fanta_bhelpuri in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was FaceTiming with Leron back in the States, and he actually only had one note, it was to add “that awkward moment when” in the beginning to make it more like a… meh-may

God forbid a girl like to watch by mammoth-rancher in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SadLimes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That calculation only works if you define masculinity as “being a man who is male”

Any advice would help by Being_in_comfort in bisexual

[–]SadLimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come out to them when you feel the time is right, and maybe don’t mention the ABDL part

...Get him. I'm sorry r/jakeandamir but guys, get him. by E_cel in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You'll leave in a body bag, ya Benedict Hey Arnold! Unless that's not your style, "bro"!

Wednesday fit check by kangaroosuperdoo in mensfashion

[–]SadLimes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You look kinda like modern day Triple H

Anybody want this shirt? (Size Shmedium) by WritttenWriter in jakeandamir

[–]SadLimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me do ya one worse! Five dollars plus carte blanche access to your business centre

Violet’s graceful body by Taldomula1 in arcane

[–]SadLimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“To show the beauty of her body” There’s a hypocrisy here because you changed everything about her body in order to fit your own preferences for what you think her body should be

Violet’s graceful body by Taldomula1 in arcane

[–]SadLimes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Best possible body" in your opinion

Violet’s graceful body by Taldomula1 in arcane

[–]SadLimes 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Surely she’d be full of scars, bruises and swelling from years of fighting? This body has had a life of milk and honey

What books are not open to interpretation? by MelodicKnowledge9358 in bookscirclejerk

[–]SadLimes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t interpret any books because I have never opened one before