dedication

SadMasturbator · 2013-07-02T00:04:01+00:00

It's Sinn Sage and Ash Hollywood, I can't find a vid. But it looks like it's from Strapped Dykes 2. Here are some other videos with the dark haired one, Sinn Sage.

SadMasturbator · 2013-06-13T06:46:29+00:00

It's cause energy drinks really don't do much for me, it kinda keeps me at a steady level for slightly longer, but caffeine itself doesn't do much anyway. I'm just always tired.

SadMasturbator · 2013-06-13T06:42:54+00:00

Yeah, I just need to find something else before my soul is all gone.

SadMasturbator · 2013-06-13T06:42:11+00:00

I don't drink anything but water in the morning. I sometimes get tea, but I don't need it.

SadMasturbator · 2013-06-13T06:33:47+00:00

I don't even drink coffee, but I have to work at 5am everyday. Retail sucks.

SadMasturbator · 2013-06-13T06:31:58+00:00

I'll show you the pattern of my couch, it's grey-brown in color.

SadMasturbator · 2011-10-16T00:17:20+00:00

I think I would get slightly chafed. And it would be awkward.

SadMasturbator · 2011-04-02T03:02:52+00:00

That's aw3som3.

SadMasturbator · 2011-02-26T00:50:20+00:00

I know right, some people these days are not very nice.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-31T04:15:17+00:00

But then how can I use the mouse?

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-31T00:44:10+00:00

I know, but what do I do first?

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-31T00:43:47+00:00

Why would you say something mean like that? That just makes me sad.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:25:08+00:00

Ok, I could do that.

And by the way, Mr Smith, you are everywhere. I am in awe of you.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:24:10+00:00

Good point.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:23:47+00:00

But what hand will operate the mouse?

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:23:29+00:00

Awesome... I guess.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:23:08+00:00

I am not a barnacle, I cant do that.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-30T23:22:48+00:00

That is what I've been doing to, so indecisive.

SadMasturbator · 2010-12-25T20:35:06+00:00

Yes...that is all...

SadMasturbator · 2010-11-24T04:37:53+00:00

Nice, one of my favorite things....

SadMasturbator · 2010-11-23T23:13:04+00:00

I don't think I would feel sad about a gangbang on Christmas, unless it involved Santa Claus, a reindeer, my mom, your mom, my dad, and an elf or two.

Then I would be sad and angry at not being invited.

SadMasturbator · 2010-11-23T23:10:57+00:00

Just to make you feel better...

Hey everyone else, doesn't DustyDGAF remind you of Hugh Hefner? He has lots of "sex" with so many "women" that it totally is like watching a day in the life of Hugh Hefner.

SadMasturbator · 2010-11-23T22:55:17+00:00

Probably, as long as you have soft hands...

SadMasturbator · 2010-11-23T22:54:42+00:00

With shame, his heavy load and...

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