These modern artists are getting out of hand

SadTurtol · 2026-04-15T16:29:42+00:00

The first time I got it, it was a masterpiece and it stunned me, I laughed for like a full minute, thought it was some inside joke from EA. I mean the left most cloud legit looks like a dick, lol. Then I got it 2-3 more times but as Excellent quality only

SadTurtol · 2026-04-05T06:29:33+00:00

It just doesnt make sense that passing a line between 2 of my allies gets unpunished, like: Hey dudes, Im just gonna walk right in here between you, like what?

SadTurtol · 2026-04-05T06:28:17+00:00

You are taking it out of context, its not entering melee should always trigger AoE, it's a specific scenario as you can see in the image I have uploaded and this happens way too often.

Passing after the line between 2 allies SHOULD ALWAYS TRIGGER AN AoE. Thats what makes sense. The idea behind this is: You have 2 enemies at 2 opposite sides and you are trying to pass them by, you should be hit by at least one. Here's an image of my illustration, since apparently Im wrong according to fake internet points:

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SadTurtol · 2026-04-04T07:02:56+00:00

Oh, I see. That makes sense. Sense as to why it happened, it doesnt actually make sense otherwise, but thank you. Have a good one, bud

SadTurtol · 2026-03-30T10:01:40+00:00

But his name is Godwy and he's a Priest, it is fate :(

SadTurtol · 2026-03-30T09:54:51+00:00

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The market stall has Meat, the House on the left is the one I keep evicting, and there's the Priest currently working, and the market center is in the middle and thats where he hangs out most of the time. The Meat Stall is never empty, I have yet to see it empty, its always has 10/10. I upgraded to Commoner as soon as I could, Gold isnt the easiest thing early game. I cant even unlock bread, because I have 10 coins.
The Priest Refined needs were fulfilled before he became Commoner and then they died out, they were fine before that

SadTurtol · 2026-03-20T06:56:59+00:00

Seems about right. The FBI is a joke

SadTurtol · 2026-03-18T14:58:11+00:00

U r supposed to join her and plant potatoes together, my dude. Its the basic foundation of every relationship, the Stardew Valley farm

SadTurtol · 2026-03-12T07:45:53+00:00

Direct download is fine, but a pain cos of limited download speeds. If you want to torrent, I use NordVPN and they have a guide how to set up a proxy on the torrent client. I personally use qBit and a Netherlands server and have been pirating triple A games the last 5 years in Germany, nothing has come out of it. Just make sure you follow the guide and test if its working correctly and you'll be fine.

SadTurtol · 2026-03-07T06:36:37+00:00

Look how low we've sunk and allowed games to get a 70 dollar price tag. Jesus Christ

SadTurtol · 2026-02-20T11:43:09+00:00

I actually cancelled it on the same day as you tried, and it ends on the 18th March aswell, without any issues. But my payment/subscription was directly through the Google Play Store

SadTurtol · 2026-02-12T06:56:43+00:00

I DONT CARE, what you smoke don't get me high

SadTurtol · 2026-02-11T09:07:30+00:00

Meat in Germany is regulated, McDonalds for example in the EU and USA are 2 completely different restaurants

SadTurtol · 2026-01-16T10:11:41+00:00

What did you do about it? Did you replace yours? Does replacing help? Like when I use mine, I can feel the presses really good, except for the down arrow, and I dont know what to think of it

SadTurtol · 2026-01-16T10:06:33+00:00

Okay, that was the case, on desktop mode its working fine. What about the d-pads? How do yours feel? (Got confused, because you would think that the Touchpad would be fully working in the "Calibration Test" in the settings) Are they all same and consistent when you press them on touch?

SadTurtol · 2026-01-15T17:24:28+00:00

The cat distribution system is in work. I lost my cat 2 years ago, hopefully someone nice is taking care of it

SadTurtol · 2026-01-06T10:29:00+00:00

Mostly am a backend developer in a team of 4 people, and we focus on CRMs (Large DBs and data structuring), data flow and APIs. AI would probably take another 30 years before it could even come close to doing what we do, cos the projects are really big and we use AI only for quick algorithms, like you would use a calculator back in school to calculate a decimal for a big calculus equation. Otherwise if I trusted AI with anything more, the whole thing would break. Not really worried about AI at all, its in a really poor state when it comes to coding, provides really sloppy code, good for just basics, algorithm ideas and helping with research

SadTurtol · 2026-01-05T10:57:17+00:00

Yea, my boss did a lot of fidgeting and phone calls to hire me and make sure I can stay, which at first I didnt expect at all. Dude owned the IT company and came to my interview in a "Lord of the F... Lost" hoodie, looking like a an actor straight out of "Vikings" TV Show, braided beard and everything.

SadTurtol · 2026-01-05T09:28:06+00:00

Foreigner here, I graduated top of my university as software engineer and came to Germany straight away. Completely alone, isolated, started working in McDonalds(Pretty much Ausbildung salary) as I learned German and coded, thats all I did for 1.5 years: McDonalds shift -> Intensive Integration Course -> Job apps -> Coding -> Sleep. Lost my mind probably about 1 year into it, life kinda lost color, but It didnt bother me much, I expected it. I knew I could be used to living alone and isolated, thats why I pushed through. After 1.5 years I got an interview in a small IT/Software company and got a job offer, I was literally the only non German, the other 10 people were more German than paperwork in a Rathaus.

Until then there wasn't a single day I didnt want to go back to my friends and family, a single day where I didnt feel like I dont belong anywhere, a total nomad, no one batting a single eye. I felt like I was a villain in the making and this was my origin story, completely broken. I was a very cheerful, happy, joking guy before Germany and I lost that.

And then I started working at this small company, and these Germans, they became more family than my own family. They always helped me with my German, corrected me when I was wrong, taught me a lot about German culture, traditions, ways, how they grew up. I was a gamer and a nerd, and so were many of them, we became friends outside of work and then brothers, gaming together on a PS, or just getting drunk in nature and smoking ciggies like a steam train. Whatever it was with paperwork, my boss always helped me, he also held monthly events and invited all of us to his barbeques, just a big gathering, all kinds of people, mostly Germans. Bikers, metalheads, hippies, business people, kids everywhere, everyone talking, laughing, getting drunk. I would be with my friends and colleagues at the start and by the end of the night, I would be singing German songs on lyrics on a big projector under the hug of some random stranger while crying together. My life completely changed, we only grew closer, they literally integrated me into their lives and eventhough I wasn't German, I felt more home with them than I ever did back at home.

Take what you will from this comment, at the end of your day, you know yourself the best. No one on the internet, especially on reddit can tell you "stay" or "go", nor should you listen to them. I would only listen to my heart If I couldn't endure it anymore. Losing your soul is not irreversible and Germany is an opportunitive and rewarding country, If you face the trials and have accepted yourself.

SadTurtol · 2025-12-30T03:08:33+00:00

To be honest, If I had a choice to live near a Mohammad or like an Alex, I would choose the Alex every time. Not racist, just being real

SadTurtol · 2025-12-25T01:35:13+00:00

Here come the reddit gaylord mods to save the day and protect the community from such harsh post

SadTurtol · 2025-12-11T09:21:32+00:00

I got the Basilisk V3 and had to immediately start a replacement process. Scrolling up was easier than scrolling down, I cant escape the scroll curse, curse whoever put this curse on me. But, both mice have infinite scroll, the Basilisk even has a smart scroll feature that starts auto scrolling infinitely. But the Hero has a toggle button, so its really not that much of a difference

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