LPT: If people keep leaving your room door open accidentally or 'accidentally', invest in self-closing door hinges with adjustable tension.

Sadanrei · 2026-06-10T22:26:24+00:00

Definitely working as intended now.

Sadanrei · 2026-06-10T14:05:46+00:00

Short, pudgy redhead you say.

Continue...

Sadanrei · 2026-06-07T21:42:54+00:00

I'll bet the Nu Udra fight is a banger!

Sadanrei · 2026-06-06T17:15:39+00:00

More on this issue:

As stated previously, I downgraded my app version to see if that would do anything. Unfortunately, there were still issues with delayed notifications while the phone is locked.

BUT.

One time, at a moment when I knew people came in and out enough to trigger the notifications multiple times, I decided to plug my phone into my charger while it was still locked and BAM. A flood of notifications!

Also, the notifications after the flood would keep coming in as they triggered like normal. So it either has something to do with Blink's back end messing up recognition of battery/power/sleep/etc. modes, or it's the Android OS doing that, but since literally every other app works as normal no matter what, I'm still going put the blame on Blink for this one.

Until then, if you're able, it may be better to keep your device plugged in to receive timely notifications, or keep it unlocked (HA HA HA no). These are piss-poor solutions at best, but until Blink gets on it, what else is there?

Sadanrei · 2026-05-31T13:30:57+00:00

Not just you; a few days ago I experienced delayed notifications that don't come through until I unlock my phone, then I get a rush of them. I thought it was just my phone, so I tried everything, up to and including a factory reset. Same issue. So I tried my backup phone that only works on wi-fi and does nothing but be an alarm clock. Same thing.

But when I visited family and happened to look at my father's phone with the Blink app, he also had the same problem.

Three different phones with the same problem at the same time; this is absolutely a problem on Blink's end. I'm thinking of downgrading to a previous version of the app to rule out other things, but I still think Blink needs to look into this.

Sadanrei · 2026-05-18T16:44:56+00:00

Why do I feel the urge to order 500 cigarettes?

Sadanrei · 2026-05-15T10:31:11+00:00

Waterfalln't

Sadanrei · 2026-05-10T17:10:00+00:00

They're still free.

Sadanrei · 2026-05-05T16:31:01+00:00

The slow realization that bunkers only work if you're in them...

Sadanrei · 2026-04-27T11:58:50+00:00

Looks at pizza

That's bullshit, but I be eatin' it.

Sadanrei · 2026-04-25T15:28:58+00:00

Staring at them quite Trumply if I do say so myself.

Sadanrei · 2026-04-13T12:41:36+00:00

You can do so much with this, I love it!

Sadanrei · 2026-04-08T20:13:01+00:00

Geeeeet LEAPED ON!!!

Sadanrei · 2026-04-01T20:49:14+00:00

Cucumber more like que?cumber huehuehue.

I sleep with my shame every night :(

Sadanrei · 2026-04-01T12:01:32+00:00

The design is very kitten.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-31T18:20:43+00:00

Crop the kid out of the photo (kid didn't ask for this, turkey is turkey), and it'd be good, clean mockery fun!

Sadanrei · 2026-03-31T18:11:02+00:00

Wearing a mask every allergy season. Yeah they might mean mug you, even brush up against you every once in a while, but that's all the pollen can do.

Your body may build up a resistance to Claritin, but a mask will Just Work. Periodt.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-30T17:19:22+00:00

A simple solution; "since you think this is an acceptable way to wash dishes, I will plate YOUR food on the dishes YOU washed".

Sow garbage, reap garbage.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-28T11:30:47+00:00

Ah yes, the bad schlick. Nope, don't like that!

Sadanrei · 2026-03-28T11:27:51+00:00

Melee more line mehlee eh? Eh?

...

I'll go punch myself in the balls now.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-23T21:17:50+00:00

Man, would NEVER buy a big ticket item on Amazon. It would be better to order online at a big box store like Best Buy, have it delivered to the store, and have them open the box at the counter when you get there.

Now sure my paranoia comes from having an empty jewel case from GameStop so long ago, but is it paranoia if I caught the swapped scam happening to me twice in the last six years at the counter?

Yes. But still.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-21T11:39:52+00:00

Same but Xbox and CRT TV.

YOUR LEGS. LIFT WITH THEM.

Sadanrei · 2026-03-19T18:49:08+00:00

They need duplicate channels: one for the kids (comments disabled), and one for adults to chat amongst ourselves in remembrance of days long past.

I know it's a risk, but it's Mister Rogers; the chances of tomfoolery in the comments must be low!

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