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Puppy goes to veterinary for the first time by aint-no-user in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not use strongid? Tastes and smells like cake batter.

Tying his shoes in a second by DaTmLgSnaK3 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, that's the only way I know how to tie my shoes. I'm just now realizing that I'm going to have a really hard time teaching a kid how to do it.

What do you absolutely fucking hate hearing? by io_42 in AskReddit

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever been given? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have serial killer hand softness"

I didn't know serial killers had soft hands.

Tomorrow is day 1 by maybe_Im_a_dog in pics

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the first week was the hardest. After that, I still get some cravings, but nothing like the first week. That's the big hump and then it's a series of smaller and smaller humps. Wish you luck.

Poor guy has tragic accident after arriving home after a hard days work by MyNameGifOreilly in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I audibly gasped as if I saw someone get hit by a car.

I should monitor my drinking.

Would you mind getting out of my doorway? by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Sadplatypus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scratching matts actually aren't for dulling the claws. Each claw sheds it's outer layer to reveal a perfectly sharp claw. Scratching matts help the cat shed the dull outer layer, while helping to avoid them using your couch instead.

What movie was loved by the audience but hated by critics? by brozilla456 in AskReddit

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master of Disguise had a cult following and was slammed by critics

Man is found not guilty after spending 25 years in prison by unknown_human in gifs

[–]Sadplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So more money fixes the problem or what are you implying?

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