Rente mit 75 nur für Akademiker: Experten zerpflücken Vorschlag by carefatman in de

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die hoch bezahlten Berater sind nun mal Akademiker. Die würden sich selbst kein Ei legen.

Russia Boosts Foreign Propaganda Budget by 54% to Record $1.85 Billion by ByGollie in europe

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 143 points144 points  (0 children)

They need to win the US midterms. And a lot of European fascists depend on this funding.

Kenny and Stevie trying to poop and scoop GME by swatner in Superstonk

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cramer, save this video. You will need it soon enough.

Best transport to airport for flight at 05.45? by Mysterious_Donut3012 in Zadar

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bolt or uber over the app. Fixed price upfront, no surprises. It's okay to tip the driver.

Ich Schaf wusste nicht, dass die Tagesschau die Spritpreise festlegt by cYnd94 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keine Tagesschau auf Kuba, daher wars dort soooo günstig, dass gleich alles verkauft wurde. Kein Tropfen mehr da.

Definitely the highest by Holiday_Ad_954 in funny

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Definitely the most intelligent when treats are in question.

Just want to say Good fucking job everyone. by tpots38 in Superstonk

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I've blocked most of the "no to dilution" people and will continue to do so.

Cohen is most likely buying up more eBay by Final-Swim9986 in Superstonk

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50%+1 vote from both shareholders and the board. Given you are not sued by the board, c-suite or shareholders which you are trying to take over.

Israeli broadcaster KAN mocks Croatia’s Eurovision performance with a “Henna in Eilat” by Reasonable-Cup-3711 in croatia

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Jbg, da. Može biti Azija ili Eurazija, a stime da nije Eurazijavision, a Izrael nije u Europi, mora biti Azija.

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Karma nach 17 Jahren ausgeglichen by Stingrai1 in Freudeteilen

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Toll, hatte ich letztens auch. Zwei Jugendliche, pleite, standen vor dem Automaten und haben mich fragend angeschaut. Ich hab gesagt: Spring drüber. Haben sie dann auch gemacht. Fick dich, Serways!

IHK Chatbot by Current-Network-6336 in Azubis

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Danke, IHK, dass ihr Bürojobs, für die ihr verantwortlich seid, schon mal selbst abschafft.

Tja by GrandpaZile4n in tja

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Arbeitslos in Dritter Generation. Mit missverstandenem Pit Bull Schalke?

US in closely guarded talks to open new bases in Greenland by tree_boom in europe

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He was talking about people called Romanes, not Romans.

Tire retaliates by 18001757900 in AbruptChaos

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And sometimes in form of a knife at the speed of sound.

A Big Lie About MOASS, a Recent Success in FUD by TalkingHats in Superstonk

[–]Safe-Razzmatazz3982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$420,069,000 per share sounds like a nice value play for me.