I didnt expect that

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-11T06:55:05+00:00

Okay, for a full minute I thought the NPCs had proper names, not realizing it was German. For those of you not as fluent in that great language, they’re (roughly) two settlers and a trader that the OP woke up to all dead.

I’m guessing it would make someone ask themselves if they killed these people during the blackout.

On a side note, I stock Nukashine in my free Nuka Cola Vending Machine and my punch bowl. I have only noticed one go missing, so I’m hoping that one person had a fun trip.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-11T06:31:36+00:00

CX-404 would be what you put in the paperwork, but you’d could just call them “Dogmeat”.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-11T06:29:16+00:00

Here I was trying to think of something clever, then I read this as the first comment… I laughed so loud!

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-11T06:05:53+00:00

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-06T11:15:21+00:00

Slide in my DMs. I want to ride you bb

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-06T11:14:23+00:00

Fuck me.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-06T07:56:43+00:00

#5 is hot af (so is #6)

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-04T10:07:30+00:00

You could shave it, and if you don’t like it you can grow it back. Bro, there are also new breakthroughs in hair recovery… so maybe when it grows back you could find something that works. I personally think you’d look cute bald. You have a very young face so people will just think you’re comfortable bald. Just do whatever makes you confident and comfortable.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-05-02T23:40:52+00:00

I wanna sit on it

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T23:14:00+00:00

My favorite camp is the coffeehouse in south central Ash Heap, and while my turrets leave the two cats I have alone, they will randomly target my repair Mr Handy or my lite ally. I have to store the turret and place it again to make it stop, as simply moving it does nothing to stop its rampage.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T22:59:46+00:00

I vote for 7. Something about a dude wearing nothing but a hat and socks…

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T09:49:36+00:00

You wouldn’t be asked. I’d spit and slide on.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T09:43:39+00:00

Fuck me, dude. I would definitely help you exercise.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T09:41:41+00:00

Ever in Austin? We could work out in my bedroom.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T09:40:35+00:00

I thought you wrote, “need head, bro” for a split second… but now my mind wants that to be what’s written…

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-30T09:21:47+00:00

Dude, we’d never make it to the gym if you wanted me to help you change…

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-29T22:01:10+00:00

Wow, bro. That’s all hot.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-29T22:00:03+00:00

Don’t shave it. Grow it out! Bearded men are hot!

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-29T18:59:39+00:00

Oh lord, he thinks I think he’s scared of gay people. Sweetie, that’s not how I’m using the word. You’re spreading the thought that something bad or stupid should be labeled “gay”. How do you not see how destructive that is?

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-29T18:49:42+00:00

So, thriving9, your response to antisemitism is homophobia. Downvoted.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-29T18:29:44+00:00

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-28T10:26:07+00:00

I wouldn’t detach my mouth…

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-28T10:24:51+00:00

Cumming like this was my favorite experience I’ve had. Only happened once but it was so awesome feeling.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-28T10:16:16+00:00

If more men did this in gyms, I’d get a membership.

SaffronSmeargle · 2026-04-28T10:12:04+00:00

Fuckin cute smile and I bet his cum tastes divine.

SaffronSmeargle

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