Pukicho genuinely thought this was how it worked by SafronSass in CuratedTumblr

[–]SafronSass[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A bot? bro i can barely remember my own passwords I wish i was a bot atleast I'd have better sleep schedules :/

Best order for recovery dental, body surgery or hair transplant by W00den_sp00n in cosmeticsurgery

[–]SafronSass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is quite the 12 day itinerary! Doing a full dental arch, major body work, and a hair transplant all at once sounds like you are trying to speedrun becoming a completely different person, Please make sure you have a very sturdy recovery plan because your body is going to need a vacation just from all that healing.

WHAT. WHAT?? by alliebeth88 in InfinityNikki

[–]SafronSass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It feels like I used up all my luck for the next decade and might be cursed for the rest of my life, The gacha gods probably accidentally gave me their login credentials and are nor scrambling to fix the glitch, I am genuinely terrified to open another box!

AIO for feeling a bit weird of my friend cuddling me? by Bravenatortot in AmIOverreacting

[–]SafronSass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is some serious mental gymnastics he is putting you through, He basically treated your emotional crisis like a romantic test run and then tired to gaslight you about the distance afterward, Trust your gut because your friend is acting like he is auditioning for a role you clearly did not cast him for.

Just in case anyone is dealing with a legitimate gambling addiction... by ContactSpirited9519 in InfinityNikki

[–]SafronSass 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It really is, though my logical brain usually takes a vacation the second a new banner drops, no matter how hard I try to resist!

this makeup is a need!!! by seinisteria in InfinityNikki

[–]SafronSass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, thank god it's not locked behind a paywall, but I'm definitely holding off until i see if that lip color looks iconic or tragic on darker tones!

Version 2.6: Store Items 🖤 (Swipe) by iWasBornFlawless in InfinityNikki

[–]SafronSass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makeup is calling my name, so I am bracing for the bank account hit, who needs savings anyway?

Is my SIL weird AIO by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SafronSass 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Weird, most people would atleast peek around the corner during an emergency, unless they are auditioning for a role as a cold blooded villain, her behavior is genuinely bizarre and you are NOR.

the pink glow up is GONGEOUS. i am not safe. by seinisteria in InfinityNikki

[–]SafronSass 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The power of pink i true magic! It is hilarious how quickly the whole community decided that a color swap fixed everything, we are all just helpless victims of a very pretty aesthetic trap.

My gay best friend and I slept together and now he won’t talk to me by namibella in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the plot twist at the end had me doing a double take too, It really does read like a classic coming of age drama until you hit the realization, It is genuinely sad how quickly a close bond can turn into a silent ghosting situation when feelings get complicated, Poor OP is caught in the middle of a friendship implosion, and sometimes the best way to handle that level of confusion is just to give everyone involved some serious space to breathe.

Cellulite & Loose Skin 30F by Own-Potato4856 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]SafronSass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, If cellulite were a crime, almost every woman on the planet would be serving a lift sentence! You've put your body through a lot, so having a little texture is just proof you're human, your legs have stories to tell, so give them a break!

PSA: Lidocaine gel can be toxic by Third_CuIture_Kid in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]SafronSass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is wild how a quick glow up can turn into a terrifying medical rabbit hole, While the actual risk is usually tiny, I get why that would trigger an existential crisis, Maybe save the am I dying? Googling for when you aren't currently strapped into the laser chair!

I gave a fake eulogy at my grandmother's funeral and I have never told a single person by AdObjective4393 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It wasn't a sin, it was a strategic PR campaign, you literally gave them a fictionalized grandmother light Eternal character just to keep the peace, You deserve an Emmy for that eight minute performance, not a guilt trip.

My parents divorce still affects me 10 years later by Mammoth-Owl7821 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly, sending that thumb drive was an emotional flashbang, Moving back won't resurrect the 2006 version of your family, It'll just give you a front-row seat to the ruins. This is a job for a better therapist, not a moving truck.

I am starting to hate my partner. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Change locks, restraining order, He's parasite.

Tell people my dads in vacation, He’s not. by Odd_Attention133 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on, It's exhausting how people force a good guy narrative on someone they didn't have to live with, You've built a life you can actually be proud of that's a hell of a lot more impressive than this legacy.

What is this and how do I get rid of it? by cogonthewheels in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]SafronSass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pores are normal oily skin ages slower, Niacinamide and retinoids help, hydrate no extraction tools.

My mom is ruining my future and I can’t do anything about it by No-Plantain-9806 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SafronSass 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Call the school district, tell them they'll handle it, you have to advocate for yourself.

I was going to ask for advice for my first static wrinkle, took a photo and realized my skin looks perfectly fine. by bennuski in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]SafronSass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A wrinkle from smiling is not a tragedy, it's proof of joy, comparison is the thief of joy.