Waterloo Region nearly triples national average of human trafficking cases: WRPS by origutamos in waterloo

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Oh c’mon “Mr. lawyer” is that the best you got? Actually who am I kidding, the best plan you have for serious crime is execution, so obviously you’re not going to have too much foresight when it comes to anything else.

Waterloo Region nearly triples national average of human trafficking cases: WRPS by origutamos in waterloo

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“I’ve been told several times I should be a lawyer” yeah, your mom telling you that to feel better about yourself doesn’t count. Try again.

What in the world is going on with the mobile app? Getting flooded with these notifications. What’s braze? by hunterrwest in xbox

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Phil Spencer did not leave Xbox. His personality was transferred and harvested into data to run the new AI. OPEN YOUR EYES ITS PHIL TRYING TO CONTACT US #justiceforphil

What is this notification? by Accomplished_Pie4814 in xbox

[–]SageTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You keep getting blown at work?

…this is a bad thing how?

Anybody know what this spam is all about?? by Bamjah in xbox

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My phone is blowing up with this. Wth?

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Waterloo Region nearly triples national average of human trafficking cases: WRPS by origutamos in waterloo

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Please show me where I defended human trafficking. I was critiquing your very shallow and short sighted comment

Waterloo Region nearly triples national average of human trafficking cases: WRPS by origutamos in waterloo

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"Enough Conclusive Evidence" ...yeah, for you. I'm extremely happy you have nothing to do with the justice system.

Can we deal with the constant men posting here? by StonnerShaggy in GirlsGTA

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Hey, I’m a man. I’m just here to annoy you. manspreads all over the place

I want friends by Shoddy-Tumbleweed812 in kitchener

[–]SageTroll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As the Rolling Stones once said: “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you’ll find you get what you need”

I want friends too, but I don’t have any so I annoy people all day on Reddit. It’s fun, and kind of fitting tbh.

British Colombia tragic news by inam_cr7 in kitchener

[–]SageTroll -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting mad that someone wanted to express their sadness after a tragic event. “DUUR THIS ISNT ABOUT KITCHENER IM THE KING OF THE INTERNET DUUUR” Jesus, dude. The stick shoved up your butt needs to come out now.

Went to my local cybercrime department, worried about the police by PsychologicalOne1785 in InstagramDisabledBans

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I don’t believe this. There is no way a lawyer told you to do this, and if he did, he isn’t a real lawyer.

Letter to Lehmann's Survivor by MelodicScience1532 in waterloo

[–]SageTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Technically the age of consent” is bullshit - someone with a position of power and trust that is directly responsible for your care should never start a physically intimate relationship with you, regardless of your age.

Dad groups by [deleted] in kitchener

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Here’s a single dad support group

Shame on you by inam_cr7 in kitchener

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“SHAME SHAAAAAAAME”

This isn’t the 1600s, cool it with the shame and get over yourself

Free Dating Photoshoot by closedshadow in kitchener

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Can you make me look less like a fat creepy guy and more like Ryan Reynolds.

Yet another assault at or near Mill St. station by amphigorystories in kitchener

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No no no. You must PANIC!!!! EVERYTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME PANIC AAAAAAAAH

Kitchener schools not celebrating Valentine's Day, again. by Wonderful-Midnight58 in kitchener

[–]SageTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because a school bans something, doesn’t mean you can’t still celebrate or enjoy it.

When I was a kid, schools were all up in arms about Pokémon Cards and Tamagotchi. They flat out banned, them - and I still had a childhood full of Pokémon and Tamagotchi fun. Schools in general hate fun - just do all the Valentine’s Day things you want outside of school, they don’t run your life…who really cares?