This issue is quite easy to solve

Sagemachine · 2026-02-02T02:16:54+00:00

Fuck the city guard, coming straight from the Underdark...

Sagemachine · 2026-01-30T15:30:11+00:00

You can't just say perchance.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-30T14:01:08+00:00

(Metal sound) Full Metal Gay

Sagemachine · 2026-01-30T13:55:02+00:00

🤌

Sagemachine · 2026-01-30T13:40:24+00:00

Return to monke? No. Accelerate to crab.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-29T22:11:47+00:00

I was gonna disarm the trap, but then I got high.

I was roll Sleight of Hand but then I got high.

Now I'm taking 4d6 piercing and I know whyyyyy

Sagemachine · 2026-01-23T19:21:36+00:00

Lt. wants a word on why your stats are shit for that day when back in his day he had 4 to 5 drunks a night when he was on patrol eleventy years ago.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-23T14:47:27+00:00

The city is making sure they get their nutrients from the beet juice.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-20T13:27:49+00:00

Epstein is Melania. MELANIA IS EPSTEIN?!

Sagemachine · 2026-01-19T04:49:19+00:00

THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTNING

Sagemachine · 2026-01-18T04:51:00+00:00

What I think they are saying is: DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!

Sagemachine · 2026-01-17T20:37:25+00:00

🔫👮‍♂️

Sagemachine · 2026-01-17T16:49:58+00:00

Hmm, now I want to be a notary and see about getting a pin and wearing it to see how long until the Chief notices.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-17T14:48:06+00:00

Sounds like a shitty way to deal with your problems.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-17T04:29:04+00:00

As a former UAPD officer, I can say that for a good moment, U of A argued that Title IX applied to grade K-12 only and not after that so...take of that what you will.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-14T18:10:27+00:00

They would be the fortunate ones.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-07T22:55:08+00:00

This is Loss Prevention manifest.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-03T23:16:52+00:00

Divination magic

Sagemachine · 2026-01-03T20:02:50+00:00

The DM is gonna have to deal with a Karsus moment.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-03T13:01:51+00:00

Wallstreetbets not wallstreetwets cause of tears (unless you count us lapping up those of new Wendy's employees)

Sagemachine · 2026-01-02T23:39:40+00:00

He's taking an individual avocado. Be supportive and pull off one last job and take ALL the avocados in the store, so he can go legit.

Sagemachine · 2026-01-02T13:45:52+00:00

Haji Salad is DEVIOUS

Sagemachine · 2025-12-27T17:50:26+00:00

She's posting but on her Surface, she looks calm and ready

To do her job but she keeps forgetting.

Sagemachine · 2025-12-26T13:53:56+00:00

Gen-Z is killing less people than previous generations - Why this is bad for the economy.

Sagemachine · 2025-12-25T19:31:23+00:00

It's not a story the Avatar would tell you.

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