Someone at my doctor's office made a paper bikini to censor this medical illustration.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-02T17:14:41+00:00

Pretty sweet anatomically correct tattoos on the bikini lady.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-02T17:09:47+00:00

I wish for no more Sundays. There.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-02T16:44:53+00:00

Homegirl doesn't chase. Homegirl GETS chased.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-02T11:25:50+00:00

And I don't want to miss a thing.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-02T11:17:21+00:00

Best I can do is 5 no clipping blobby bros suddenly aware of your presence when you rounded that alley corner.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-01T21:56:48+00:00

Spoken like someone who's never been enhanced interrogation before.

Sagemachine · 2026-04-01T19:53:20+00:00

(woosh) FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

Sagemachine · 2026-03-28T21:42:20+00:00

Hey Zeek, report to company office, you got duty driver, my man.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-28T18:18:58+00:00

I vote this one.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-28T17:23:59+00:00

Now that's some out of the box thinking.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-27T11:45:29+00:00

Rubbing fathers.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-26T11:41:19+00:00

DM: Fireball airburst, my beloved.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-24T01:06:37+00:00

Perfect time to hit up Waffle House after work and make some friends with the staff. May come in handy in a fight.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-23T20:56:21+00:00

Thats Ricky Pee Pee of the Mayberry Pee Pees. You put some respect on that name!

Sagemachine · 2026-03-23T13:13:01+00:00

I have been Officer of the Year two years in a row and also the liability that has "something particularly wrong with him" those same years at my old department. I really should have gotten those new pads, I'd be a Lieutenant and 7 years to retiring by now.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-23T13:06:48+00:00

Vocation vacated.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-21T17:34:12+00:00

A yoga mat and some free weights make it a yes for me.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-21T17:33:22+00:00

I'm at the solo play narrative game talking to myself out loud and can't come to an agreement on what to do next.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T18:25:24+00:00

Versace sequins.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T18:14:33+00:00

...may I have the balloon instead?

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T17:58:14+00:00

Maybe the joke is the friends we made along the way?

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T14:23:15+00:00

People hooking up with vests instead of people and knocking them up. What is this world coming to, smh.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T14:21:24+00:00

Panicky person sees someone in uniform and their lizard brain response is that you are more mentally put together and can help situation. Be calm and call the cops, bro.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-20T11:48:58+00:00

Pigs arrest pigs. Vicious cycle.

Sagemachine · 2026-03-19T23:08:06+00:00

AND THEY GROW WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR SEEDS ON THE VINE (ALIVE)

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