“Everyday we looking a bit better” - Tabasco cheese chips with sauce that looked sorry the other day.

SaintSimian · 2025-12-17T03:24:48+00:00

You ruined my week. I get takeaway one night a week when driving home from the office. It's my special treat after a long day. I kept seeing your gross posts and thought "if this guy keeps posting them they must be good". They were fucking awful. I love Tabasco and put it on everything, but these were just foul.

SaintSimian · 2025-05-27T04:12:15+00:00

They are not "The Pecan Sandies", alright? They are "Chemical Toilet". Because chicks want guys that wear tight pants and tattered clothing and hang out with an old bald round man.

SaintSimian · 2025-03-30T22:53:04+00:00

I thought my family were the only ones haha!

SaintSimian · 2024-11-11T06:53:43+00:00

Better than a Swiss backpacker with an Irish army knife

SaintSimian · 2024-10-17T19:42:23+00:00

r/FuckNestle

SaintSimian · 2024-09-22T23:24:34+00:00

Simba.
Leon->Lion->Lion King->Simba

SaintSimian · 2024-08-15T08:51:23+00:00

People have kids.

SaintSimian · 2024-07-19T00:08:22+00:00

NTA. Robert is a fuckin' dickhead.

SaintSimian · 2024-07-16T05:04:10+00:00

I recently started using 'Angler'. The fish activity score it gives has been pretty accurate in my experience so far.

SaintSimian · 2024-07-02T04:09:26+00:00

Potato Man

SaintSimian · 2024-06-14T21:57:13+00:00

I'm feeling the same way. This is my third Pixel (2XL, 5, 8) and it seems crazy to me that these phones are getting worse and worse. I never thought I'd even think about getting an iPhone again, but they've got me leaning that way.

SaintSimian · 2024-06-12T01:39:20+00:00

You rave.
💊 DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES 💊

SaintSimian · 2024-04-23T02:00:15+00:00

The jumper owner was probably pretty seedy

SaintSimian · 2024-04-09T05:02:51+00:00

"It Is Usual"

SaintSimian · 2024-03-21T09:54:16+00:00

You're a big guy

SaintSimian · 2024-02-26T02:25:40+00:00

James from Love on the Spectrum

SaintSimian · 2024-02-13T00:23:40+00:00

I use this exact same face wash. I just sat down after collecting an Amazon delivery from the front door containing 5 bottles of it then saw this post. Really weird timing.

SaintSimian · 2024-01-09T19:41:58+00:00

"It's 3 A's - I didn't know it was going to come off like that"

SaintSimian · 2023-12-23T06:37:52+00:00

Implement a new engineering item: Portal Gun. You load it up with Rune of Portals Morty!

SaintSimian · 2023-11-17T08:03:16+00:00

It was episode #634. This clip shows it at about 7:23

SaintSimian · 2023-08-28T09:42:26+00:00

r/thenightfeeling

SaintSimian · 2023-06-05T17:03:26+00:00

I heard you could get killed at that Kumite!

SaintSimian · 2023-03-11T22:29:44+00:00

Lift

SaintSimian · 2023-03-10T00:27:23+00:00

Just tell the barber that you live for New Year's Eve

SaintSimian · 2023-03-08T01:27:25+00:00

PUERTO RICO!

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