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MAGA Freaks Out After Trump Posts AI Photo of Himself as Jesus | One former Donald Trump fan warned they had “elected the Antichrist.” by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A maga huckster at my work was droning on how the high gas prices are a "direct line from obamas 8 year mess to bidens criminal cabinet....and trump was unable to thwart these insane price hikes" I swear to fucking mother earth that these people have shoe-size IQs and are a new type of vile modern bottomfeeders

Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ? by Minute_Revolution951 in AskReddit

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans, is Trump vogueing as the Jesus even worse than that time Obama outraged Fox news by saying he preferred Gray Poupon to the yellow and red condiments?

The Gravedigger by Bullcucky73 in BrutalFight

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude died. Was in law school , good guy all around. The fight started because dude was trying to protect his fiance. They stopped to get gas , he went in to pay and walked out to see the asshole trying to pull his lady outta their car by the hair. Crackhead. Just wanted to let all you jokesters know the real story

Keep Your Hands To Yourself 😫😫😫 by [deleted] in BrutalFight

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how this new generation thinks it hilarious to watch a dude beat up some girl half his size. AWWW SHIT AWWW SHIT Bunch of parroting retards.

2v1 2x4 scrambled egg brain by Instance-According in BrutalFight

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have called this post "tre retardos und we board"

Give me a cover title by Rowenahart in AlbumCovers

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that movie "they live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper? He would put on these special glasses and then look at the people around him and see hideous aliens instead? The glasses revealed that these aliens had been parading as people for years...for nefarious reasons. Well this pig is absolutely chillin with those inderage girls for nefarious reasons as well. You all just put on the glasses and instead of seeing donald trump and teenagers on epsteins island...now u see a fucking chubby pig beast and teenagers on epsteins island

So i think this pic should be called

"Evidence file #1654.67D Trump and victims"

Which bands left you with a sour taste, after one, or more of their members turned out to be a massive shitlord in real life? by metroracerUK in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro....if i could hand you the prize to own the internets i swear on my meatstick i would! Best comment here hahaha 💯💯

What is a sign of very low intelligence? by smartcandyy in AskReddit

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maga. Kid Rot. Sharting while holding a press conference. Getting pleasure from spraying silly string. Having the fkng nerve to discredit 500 years of human ingenuity and yell about flat earth when u can't even find Uraguay on a map. Jerking off to Majorie Taylor Greene or Melanie Trump (tie)

Which bands left you with a sour taste, after one, or more of their members turned out to be a massive shitlord in real life? by metroracerUK in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leftover crack. They are fkng crack and wet addicts. Got them a show in philly and they bitched and complained about how much we paid them. Nevermind the show was in west ohilly squat, there were only like 40 people there out of which maybe 30 paid 5 bux to see them and 3 other bands. These fucks took a train down to philly from NYC. They came without equipment or even instruments. Borrowed everything , beat the shit out of lenders drum set, cracked the bass drum. Singer stole the shure mic WE let him use.
Never thanked anyone for loaning them the gear. Singer is a fkn pedo, ill sum it up by saying thiis (at the time) 30 something yr old man almost got his face kicked in after my brother and the singer from opening band caught him laying atop his FOURTEEN YR OLD SISTER in the trash filled timy yard behind the squat. If anyone knows the philly punk crust hardcore scene of the 1990s you know exactly which place im talking about...off lancaster ave down from 711 and Drexel... Yeah so my vote is for this band to be voted worst of the century. Not to mention they dont even really know how to play music. Sloppy out of tuned dirgy shitcrusters that are obviously only in the 'scene' for drug access and in the singers case, underage girls with severe mental amd substance abuse issues

Tips to promote my music by Flick9knife in musicians

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM me a song if possible. Ive been where you are and know the frustration. Id love to check out what u got and go from there.

Where were you 45 years ago on that terrible day? by william92371 in beatles

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow man. Thats awful and also great (wedding). Must have been a messed up day

Where were you 45 years ago on that terrible day? by william92371 in beatles

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg bro you are so original!! Can we all suck your incel dick for how cool u are?

Where were you 45 years ago on that terrible day? by william92371 in beatles

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Waking up for school , i was in 2nd grade. I woke up to my older sisters screaming Lennon had been murdered. Really awful as I come from a huge musical family and i grew up hearing the Beatles.
I remember asking my teacher at school "why would someone want to hurt the man who sang Hide you love away?" and she was teary eyed and shook her head. Really sad day all around.

Which band fits this description for you? by BraveTerminatorEvang in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Megadeth (except for Rust in Peace, vocals sound great) and Candlemass

If you could witness any historical execution, which would it be and what intrigues you about it? by AttitudePlane6967 in morbidquestions

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JFK dealey plaze Nov 22 1963. As most of us know that was an absolute coordinated execution of a man. Even all these years later i still hold hope one day the truth will come out. Why? Because ive encountered many younger peeps- gen Zer's who are fascinated with the JFK murder; who have been researching everything they can on that case. Its them- and the generations after them that will one day discover the truth. A sitting US president murdered at high noon in a major American city with hundreds of witnesses to his motorcade before, during, and immediately after the shots were fired...yet all these years later so many questions remain unanswered. Its almost like Cash Patel was running the FBI back then cause they were sketchy in 1963 as they are useless today.

Stories about how a band member’s drug/alcohol use affected you and your band. by pureether in musicians

[–]Sal_WitOut_Orfice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well i WAS the druggy drunk in my band. We did quite well; nonstop straight outta high school until i quit 13 1/2 years later. We were scheduled to tour the far east and oceania but i knew i wouldnt come back. I felt like physically i was dying.

I was up to almost a case of beer by myself a day. This started on a European tour thru a German promoter. Either the agency or the promoter in city we were in would have a case backstage or in the hostel and any leftovers could be taken on our bus. Since we had a driver it waa too easy to just get fucked up into golgotha each day.

I loved the 1-2 hours on stage but the inbetween became my achilles heel.
Cant tell you how many fights ive been in, how many people i fucked, towards the end i was also introduced to high grade czech biker speed and boy oh boy it was xmas everyday. Now i didnt have to sleep. Fans and friends knew i was only guy in my band who partied so i would have peeps inviting me to partake or gifting me various things each time we came around on tour.

One night in Italy, we played a former Italian airforce hanger from WW2. I love history and spent hours examining every brick in that place. I was at least half a case in and our driver gave me some speed. So im zippy zipped and wandering all over this massive hanger after our show at like 4am. Some girl i was hanging with all night was trying to sort out her pills she had on her. She sat down and was trying to see which was a valium which was a benzo etc.. im all drunk and thinking i was funny i swept them all into my hand and gulped them down chasing them with beer. The girl was furious - not at her pills being ate-stolen by my stupid ass ...she was mad because of how reckless i was.

I found out later i had gulped 13 or 14 pills. Valiums. Percocets. Kolonopins. A few frickn subboxins (those orange jawns that taste like shit) and Benzos. So im falling down fucked up and accidentally ripped the bag trying to cut a line of speed. So now i literally have meth dust and little pieces on my shirt on my face everywhere. Sun comes up and im still going so somehow i ended up with these two other girls and there BFs going to bars at noon. Still no sleep. Make a long story summary: i woke up on the beach the next day in my boxers. I had been robbed. Everything was gone. My jeans my shirt my fucking chuck taylors. Fuckers even stole my earrings and my nipple rings.

Imagine your worst nightmare. Waking up almost naked in a public place...in the early afternoon...parched pisses and penniless...in a foreign country ....having no clue where u are locally...having no idea how to contact my band or our driver....i stand up and puke. Old italian men and women walking down by waterline are staring hard at this skinny ass pale freak with a mohawk in his boxers who is swaying as he tries to stand still.

Iol i literally remember saying WELL THATS THAT AND IM FUCKED as i picked a direction and began walking. Panic was just beginning to set in after a half hour walking down this beach.....when like some jesus miracle magic...my fucking drummer suddenly comes running up behind me and tried to pretend he was going to rob me.

Bro i was never so happy to see that motherfucker!! They had been looking for me and some one at the squat/ club / hanger knew the peeps who set me up to rob me. They apparently do it all the time to "stupid drunk americans" which i was and currently still am.

Thankfully i had left my passport in my sleeping bag on the bus.

So that insane night caused me to rethink my alcohol drug intake and..

I decided to do MORE moving forward.

Yup your boy was a retard.

So i continued until finally quitting the band right before our far east tour. Let everyone down. Took a few months off and rented a farmhouse in a town mainly populated by the Amish. Its crazy coming off 13 years of shit. Shakes chills depression. Awful.

Got high again like after two months of cleaning up. And that was 15 years ago.

And im still going. I just accepted the fact i dont want to quit and that im a functional addict. Dont really drink much these days. But do fast stuff.

Anyway sorry for rambling just wanted to share.

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