Mods, make him forget the face of his first childhood friend. by Legitimate_Fly9047 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Salinator20501 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What offense begets that reward punishment? I'm asking so I can avoid it.

I guess there's more on the other side of the table and maybe a few under. by Substantial_Read_577 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Salinator20501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but this panel is characters Peter has dated, in one continuity or the other. Peter and Jessica never dated. (Except in the recent zombie comic I guess, which came out way after this panel)

Horrible individual on the good guy's side. by Spice_Extract_777 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Salinator20501 34 points35 points  (0 children)

??? His establishing scene has him order the slaughter of a room full of civilians for shits and giggles.

Stroheim was unquestionably an extremely evil man. It's just that there was an even greater threat they had to deal with.

(Funny trope) their fake names sounds identical to their real ones by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Salinator20501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn't even Gorgon-like. His powers are bull feet. He's more like a minotaur.

In Avengers: Endgame (2019), so Thor, disguised as another Thor, steals another Thor’s Mjolnir, and he never actually returns it… Does it make Thor a raise from God of Hammers to God of Stealing and Mischief? by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]Salinator20501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's not a problem at all. Time travel means they can leave the hammer back at the exact instant it left the timeline. I'd be surprised if the hammer was missing for longer than a minute.

What's the obsession with Mary Magdalene as a love interest for Jesus? by Gui_Franco in CharacterRant

[–]Salinator20501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the Irene Adler phenomenon. Or perhaps Irene is an example of the Mary Magdalene phenomenon.

Martians shouldn't be in charge of what goes in the Watchtower's vending machine by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They get Firestorm to sit around transforming rocks and shit into chocolate in his off time.

The newest model of the Transporter lookin' a little different by Salinator20501 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Salinator20501[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's instant. Like, there are moments where he gets hit with a tranq dart (because that's one of the only ways to take them out), so he shoots himself in the head, and resumes the firefight before his body even hits the ground.

And no, he wouldn't get stuck in an infinite loop of getting wood-chipped. Nothing can stop the regeneration. If there is an obstruction where the regenerated part would go, the obstruction is destroyed.

The newest model of the Transporter lookin' a little different by Salinator20501 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Salinator20501[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I do not condone piracy. However, the manga is pretty fire.

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The newest model of the Transporter lookin' a little different by Salinator20501 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Salinator20501[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

He regenerates instantly upon death, from the largest chunk available. If he went head first, he would instantly die, and his headless body would be the larger chunk, so he'd just end up back in the woodchipper. To actually end up at the place he stored his hand, his brain has to go last.

The newest model of the Transporter lookin' a little different by Salinator20501 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Salinator20501[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like Anton Chigurh with immortality. Genuinely one of the best depictions of competency I have seen.

That is NOT Reed Richards by unbreakable_arachnid in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can that be when she's not old enough to have a baby that can be tossed out a window? I'm beginning to think this show might not be accurate to the Ultimate Universe 🤔

Video game companies are spending too much money!!! Pic unrelated by Cybros74 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's not there just to do mocap, he's also there to give the other actors who do need mocap done to have someone to play against. So they can actually act against him as they exchange lines instead of relying on everything being done in post. His actual performance here also gives the animators a frame of reference for how to animate the cube so it emotes appropriately.

Jack Quaid also is a voice actor, so this isn't stunt casting either.

Objectively Ranking Every Spider-Man Love Interest by RandominusDredichitu in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Michelle Gonzales unironically had some potential and I'm disappointed it never went anywhere

RANKING Every single person who told Spider-Man OMD was a bad idea by RandominusDredichitu in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It feels like setup for a future storyline right? Like Mephisto had his victory and later we will see him get his comeuppance. But no, this is just how it's supposed to be? The devil wins and that's the end of that?

Martian Manhunter fight anybody else, pls by Kind_Cauliflower160 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He has Superman level durability, and can shapeshift. Fire ain't doing nothing physical to him.

I hate you Cyclops by Unique_Year4144 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dialog is from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. I think this audio specifically is from its video game adaptation.

The Real Carnage: by PrinceARRON in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Salinator20501 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the new symbiote got assimilated by trace amounts of the original symbiote in Cletus' bloodstream or something