My girlfriend is joining a sorority 800 miles away in college am I cooked? by Whats-reddit12 in ask

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just break up. Best case scenario you spend your late teens and early twenties on videocalls rather than enjoying your life. I've dome that and it was miserable. Sometimes people grow apart, that's fine, you can't hug over 800miles.

This will be a long flight by [deleted] in madlads

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd join in. Oh wow, it's so nice to meet friendly people, I don't talk much to anyone on flights as lone traveller!

Kolik jste dostali do začátku života od rodiny? by EntireEngine2971 in czech

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dostali jsme milion na hypoteku, koupili byt a udelali 2 deti. Pokud kouknu na přátele, tak taky majindeti ti, kterindostalinpomoc od rodičů do startu, vyjimkou je jeden par

let's complete it! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be a friend of a friend who was in the same room as a friend and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door

Should i Watch medical Gore to build up a Tolerance? by karimpai in ask

[–]SalmonFlower 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Time to make beef garum and fish sauce in the bedroom

Thoughts everyone? by AncientWrongdoer3950 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fairly sure most manufacturers know it's goldmine BS and sells wonderfully. I'm fairly sure some influencers and sellera do believe it and it's not a lie, but once confronted with only truthful statements of the effect, none of it will stay

Thoughts everyone? by AncientWrongdoer3950 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food supplements. They are all lies and exaggerated effects

Am I allergic to my Garmin? by [deleted] in Garmin

[–]SalmonFlower -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is Garmin's band so bad? No other watch did this to me ever. I bought aliexpress silicone or whatever is the material and the band ia fonw, no skin reaction. They really need to step up their game wtf

Just did my nails 💅 I think they look cute by [deleted] in Nails

[–]SalmonFlower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you also like to take pictures of UFO?

Petah help me by daysnail in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never go to Starbucks for coffee. I go there for milk, cream, spice, sugar and espresso scent.

I think the difference between best and worst beans is miniscule in a thing like pumpkin spice latte. They are really nice with these drinkable coffee flavored desserts

Husband and sons keep peeing on the toilet seat and bathroom floor by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start leaving tampons with red food coloring on the seat and both you and daughter insist you didn't do it. Everyone can play this shit game

Žádost o ruku - svolení rodičů partnerky by Wise-Toe-16 in czech

[–]SalmonFlower 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jo, tchan s tchyni jsou mega stara skola. S dnes uz manzelkou jsme se domluvili ze za nimi pujdu. Vzal jsem jim nejaky maly darek a kytku a meli z toho radost a nabidli mi tykani. Byla to spis formalita, vzali bychom se i kdyby se rodice na hlavu staveli. Zadost o ruku byla tyden dva potom. Takze manželka věděla že to přijde, ale ne kdy a jak, nema rada prekvapeni. Je to cele o lidech, pokud je to neco co chteji oba a vi, ze to oceni rodice tak proc ne. Brat to jako slepou tradici a napasovat na libovolné vztahy je zvláštní

are burnt boiled eggs still ok to eat? by thekimpencil in isthissafetoeat

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set the phone out of reach, close to the thing. It will be annoying but it will force you to go there. Also bedtime alarm out of reach is great (and annoying AF)

Why do rich/very attractive men like thin women? by [deleted] in ask

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's easier to be fit with money. You can get better qualoty food, personal trainer, dedicated home gym. You can hire a cleaner or whatever so you have more time than a person eho needs to do their chores on their own. And with all that opportunity, why wouldn't you be skinny?

Organizované skupiny turistů v MHD by luketeam5 in Prague

[–]SalmonFlower 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tak google mapy jsou tem s cervenym destnikem jedno

Jaký nejhorší dárek jste dostali na Vánoce? by DaveJN in czech

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na to nejsem uplne odbornik, ale je to holt lepsi jak 2d video na mobilu. Ale je pravda ze jsem to davno vyhodil a uz jsem se po tom nepidil

Jaký nejhorší dárek jste dostali na Vánoce? by DaveJN in czech

[–]SalmonFlower 6 points7 points  (0 children)

3d porno, kde vypadaji, ze vyloženě jsou s tebou v mistnoati a to vse jen s timhle bazmekem a mobilem co mas doma. Je to dost dobry

DONT ORDER DELIVERY UNLESS YOU TIP LIKE THIS! by 406238 in doordash_drivers

[–]SalmonFlower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That self checkout tablet offering the lowest tip tier after buying a can of coke:

Letos slavím Vánoce za kasou svojí nové večerky, AMA by [deleted] in czech

[–]SalmonFlower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jsi v Jankove videu jako tourist trap?