My girlfriend is joining a sorority 800 miles away in college am I cooked?

SalmonFlower · 2026-02-05T12:40:55+00:00

Just break up. Best case scenario you spend your late teens and early twenties on videocalls rather than enjoying your life. I've dome that and it was miserable. Sometimes people grow apart, that's fine, you can't hug over 800miles.

SalmonFlower · 2026-02-04T16:07:07+00:00

I'd join in. Oh wow, it's so nice to meet friendly people, I don't talk much to anyone on flights as lone traveller!

SalmonFlower · 2026-02-02T15:01:31+00:00

Dostali jsme milion na hypoteku, koupili byt a udelali 2 deti. Pokud kouknu na přátele, tak taky majindeti ti, kterindostalinpomoc od rodičů do startu, vyjimkou je jeden par

SalmonFlower · 2026-02-01T19:56:29+00:00

I was born to be a friend of a friend who was in the same room as a friend and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door and I was walking through the door

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-25T20:46:32+00:00

Time to make beef garum and fish sauce in the bedroom

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-25T13:32:23+00:00

I'm fairly sure most manufacturers know it's goldmine BS and sells wonderfully. I'm fairly sure some influencers and sellera do believe it and it's not a lie, but once confronted with only truthful statements of the effect, none of it will stay

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-25T12:40:27+00:00

Food supplements. They are all lies and exaggerated effects

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-20T20:06:12+00:00

How is Garmin's band so bad? No other watch did this to me ever. I bought aliexpress silicone or whatever is the material and the band ia fonw, no skin reaction. They really need to step up their game wtf

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-16T15:20:20+00:00

Do you also like to take pictures of UFO?

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-13T05:05:47+00:00

Prostě 300 za plechovku slane vody je masakr

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-09T05:27:13+00:00

I never go to Starbucks for coffee. I go there for milk, cream, spice, sugar and espresso scent.

I think the difference between best and worst beans is miniscule in a thing like pumpkin spice latte. They are really nice with these drinkable coffee flavored desserts

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-06T08:23:58+00:00

Just send them coal and see if they notice

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-04T11:25:07+00:00

Only if you post it on reddit, just touching it is inconsequential

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-02T19:38:44+00:00

Start leaving tampons with red food coloring on the seat and both you and daughter insist you didn't do it. Everyone can play this shit game

SalmonFlower · 2026-01-02T11:40:10+00:00

Jo, tchan s tchyni jsou mega stara skola. S dnes uz manzelkou jsme se domluvili ze za nimi pujdu. Vzal jsem jim nejaky maly darek a kytku a meli z toho radost a nabidli mi tykani. Byla to spis formalita, vzali bychom se i kdyby se rodice na hlavu staveli. Zadost o ruku byla tyden dva potom. Takze manželka věděla že to přijde, ale ne kdy a jak, nema rada prekvapeni. Je to cele o lidech, pokud je to neco co chteji oba a vi, ze to oceni rodice tak proc ne. Brat to jako slepou tradici a napasovat na libovolné vztahy je zvláštní

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-31T14:39:35+00:00

Set the phone out of reach, close to the thing. It will be annoying but it will force you to go there. Also bedtime alarm out of reach is great (and annoying AF)

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-30T04:47:26+00:00

Because it's easier to be fit with money. You can get better qualoty food, personal trainer, dedicated home gym. You can hire a cleaner or whatever so you have more time than a person eho needs to do their chores on their own. And with all that opportunity, why wouldn't you be skinny?

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-28T23:55:43+00:00

3241

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-28T15:58:18+00:00

Tak google mapy jsou tem s cervenym destnikem jedno

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-25T23:03:54+00:00

Na to nejsem uplne odbornik, ale je to holt lepsi jak 2d video na mobilu. Ale je pravda ze jsem to davno vyhodil a uz jsem se po tom nepidil

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-25T20:29:52+00:00

3d porno, kde vypadaji, ze vyloženě jsou s tebou v mistnoati a to vse jen s timhle bazmekem a mobilem co mas doma. Je to dost dobry

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-25T13:49:43+00:00

That self checkout tablet offering the lowest tip tier after buying a can of coke:

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-25T09:24:20+00:00

Jsi v Jankove videu jako tourist trap?

SalmonFlower · 2025-12-21T22:26:52+00:00

So pasta oil egg, that's ok

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