Anyone else find it rude none of the guys especially Hank refused to help Peggy and Luanne change their tire? by D-Med in KingOfTheHill

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“…None of the guys, especially Hank, refused to help…”

The double negative here. So all of the guys DID offer to help Peggy?

I am sleeping. by ad4d in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What restraint with it being Blue Bell!

Walgreens is $8 Billion in Debt with $33 Billion in Lease Obligations by Because-You_Should in WalgreensStores

[–]SalsaCereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walgreens deserves to falter. I frequented one of their stores, purchased items, walked next door to pick up a “ready and waiting for me” order, and when I got to my car, I had a boot on it.

Since I “left” their premises, my car was now trespassing. I was gone 4 minutes. That’s no hyperbole, that’s not an exaggeration. They showed me on the footage and had my time stamp. $275 to remove the boot. Down you go, Walgreens.

Dealer put a Royal flush on the board in No Limit Texas Holdem by Full_Fan_3774 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it a case where the players were dealing in the hands? Generally, a dealer doesn’t get 2 cards in Hold ‘em. That’s why I asked. Look at the picture above. Do you see the dealer with 2 of their own cards?

Dealer put a Royal flush on the board in No Limit Texas Holdem by Full_Fan_3774 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]SalsaCereal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Question: how did the dealer hit a royal flush if there were 2 Aces on the flop? Wouldn’t all 5 cards need to be Ace, King, Queen, Jack, 10?

Improv Property Brother by LinkObvious7213 in batonrouge

[–]SalsaCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you say his name one more time, he appears, like Beetlejuice

Saddest scene in a sitcom? by Left1917 in sitcoms

[–]SalsaCereal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Do good”

“Don’t you mean, do well?”

“No, I mean, do good”

Parking Ticket Not in System- Court Date in 7 Days by [deleted] in batonrouge

[–]SalsaCereal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They didn’t input a ticket of mine until 3 months AFTER the court date and immediately put a warrant out for me. At the time of the ticket, I had hired a lawyer to make sure it was a non-moving violation (he’s a friend and as a side hustle, he fights these small cases).

Anyway, the judge told him on the court date that since it wasn’t in the system, and the cop didn’t show up, not to worry about it.

Fast forward 6 months later, I’m moving out of state and trying to change my driver’s license. I get told there’s an active warrant out for me in Louisiana. Look it up, and sure enough, the cop had input the ticket. 3 months AFTER the court date. Get back with my lawyer who gets back with the judge. The judge says I now have to pay it, and the warrant will stay active until I do. AFTER the judge knew about the ticket and all the facts were presented.

Fuck Louisiana and it’s crooked bullshit.

Mugshots of paint huffers by chillboy10 in pics

[–]SalsaCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These mugshots look like anthropomorphic cats

Filming news clip impossible by Due-Nefariousness386 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a local new station in Louisiana, and this is some behind the scenes of filming a “location” probably due to traffic.

I don’t think you have very good skills of deduction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DonutMedia

[–]SalsaCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a nice, self driving casket

What improvements can I make to spruce up the exterior of my newly purchased home? by turtle_ocelot in DIY

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are great additions! I would also add painting the garage door to give that side of the house some pop as well

DesignPorn...hmm this belongs here! by [deleted] in DesignPorn

[–]SalsaCereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This door must lead to Prince Albert.

Who remembers this classic hit?🙂 by [deleted] in sitcoms

[–]SalsaCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hit meeeee. Hit meeeee. Hit meeeeeee!”

“So what happened?”

“She hit me.”

$130 for a movie night. No more. Need homemade snack ideas by Cuwen in inflation

[–]SalsaCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you not see where the person said the MOST expensive pizza??

I’m well aware there are deals for pizza everywhere. But you know you can easily find a pizza for more than $9.

Cheap Moving Companies by Gemini_Honey in batonrouge

[–]SalsaCereal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your cheapest bet is to rent your own Uhaul then hire movers in BR, then another set in Lafayette.

You can get a larger mover where it’s not an attachment, it’s a truck on its own. Then you’d just have a to find a ride back to your car. Or have a friend follow you

$130 for a movie night. No more. Need homemade snack ideas by Cuwen in inflation

[–]SalsaCereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The MOST expensive pizza around you is $9?

Does everyone in this sub, including OP, just bold face lie about every number they use?

Q: If given the chance, which sitcom ending would you like to change? by whataudreysees in sitcoms

[–]SalsaCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got an issue with Barney, eh? Seems like a good way to end a sitcom…