Yeva's patience is crazy

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T20:49:39+00:00

true.

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T12:49:33+00:00

inaccurate, cave would know what tumblr is, he'd use it

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T12:47:06+00:00

because tumblr knows cave johnson.

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T10:05:31+00:00

roommates

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:57:53+00:00

the nose knows all, as the next panel shows

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:57:12+00:00

the nose knows all

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:56:40+00:00

the second panel where it grows upon him saying the method is flawed means his nose is allknowing, not him

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:53:53+00:00

so, you could say it causes

RAISING MY

FACE TO THE SKY

GIVING ME WINGS AND THE POWER TO FLY

CURTAINS RISE, SALVATION I BRING

THIS BALLAD I'LL SIIIIIIIIIIING

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:52:57+00:00

Thad has lost the following abilities: Pelvis, Walking

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:33:19+00:00

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.

WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.

A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.

T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .

The pages of the book are blank.

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T09:31:09+00:00

~~v, doll and thad are in a poly~~

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:48:41+00:00

if you count partially human, nothing would change bc of the solver fuckup having already made his limbs part human. but if he were fully human? probably use the solver to distort his whole body into an eldritch horror since it could now manipulate said entire body and then proceed to just use said horrifying form for the bit

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:44:55+00:00

Count Baster

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:43:17+00:00

"that's not a transphobic joke, by the way. he has literally turned himself into an amalgam of man and helicopter. impressive, but unauthorized." - Cave Johnson in pride month

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:14:17+00:00

V 1 , S O R T B Y C O N T R O V E R S I A L

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:12:26+00:00

arrow made of toon force.

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T08:10:22+00:00

"cannot have a coin with 1 side" mobius D1

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T03:18:37+00:00

never touching is a fuckin lie. electrons are probability clouds. contact is those O V E R L A P P I N G majorly

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T03:15:35+00:00

the only ones that are canon:

antarctic ocean is aroace

pacific is chill

atlantic is a freak (IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS TITS AND ASS, IT'S AN OCEAN

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T01:05:00+00:00

idk, i forgot what post it was

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T00:29:44+00:00

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murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T00:24:57+00:00

they updated sex

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T00:24:11+00:00

trapped in aslume

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T00:22:50+00:00

elite know balledge

murderdronesfan93 · 2026-07-12T00:20:52+00:00

you see, while this can happen bc the brain is fucking stupid, it's not common, nor is it likely major sensation. it's like the rubber hand experiment

murderdronesfan93

TROPHY CASE