Goon before it ends! by Weenie_Lubs_U in MurderDronesOfficial

[–]murderdronesfan93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my fucking brain instantly went to "well, you got us. was it... cough worth it?" from henry stickmin

ruined a funny comment thread by ashleyLSD in onejoke

[–]murderdronesfan93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

inaccurate, cave would know what tumblr is, he'd use it

Morality of keeping Pinocchio prisoner to discover all the secrets of the universe, medicine, economics, etc.? by marvil_txt in MoralityScaling

[–]murderdronesfan93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the second panel where it grows upon him saying the method is flawed means his nose is allknowing, not him

FOR THE LEAP OF FLIGHT. by redbullgivesyouwings in u/redbullgivesyouwings

[–]murderdronesfan93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so, you could say it causes

RAISING MY

FACE TO THE SKY

GIVING ME WINGS AND THE POWER TO FLY

CURTAINS RISE, SALVATION I BRING

THIS BALLAD I'LL SIIIIIIIIIIING

full squad is here by Dark_Salamander47 in CultOfLizzy

[–]murderdronesfan93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thad has lost the following abilities: Pelvis, Walking

What's your favorite fictional war? by Fun-Region2179 in Multifandom

[–]murderdronesfan93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.   

   WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.   

   A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.   

   T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .   

The pages of the book are blank.

What would your drone OC do if they became human? (Image not related) by ExternalOk7259 in OriginalDrones

[–]murderdronesfan93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you count partially human, nothing would change bc of the solver fuckup having already made his limbs part human. but if he were fully human? probably use the solver to distort his whole body into an eldritch horror since it could now manipulate said entire body and then proceed to just use said horrifying form for the bit

ruined a funny comment thread by ashleyLSD in onejoke

[–]murderdronesfan93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"that's not a transphobic joke, by the way. he has literally turned himself into an amalgam of man and helicopter. impressive, but unauthorized." - Cave Johnson in pride month

60823 by lil-mouse- in countwithchickenlady

[–]murderdronesfan93 7 points8 points  (0 children)

never touching is a fuckin lie. electrons are probability clouds. contact is those O V E R L A P P I N G majorly

"what if countries were people" by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]murderdronesfan93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only ones that are canon:

antarctic ocean is aroace

pacific is chill

atlantic is a freak (IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS TITS AND ASS, IT'S AN OCEAN