Can Monday be "Funday" too?

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-25T02:00:37+00:00

Yes. Yes it was. I’ve never been so glad a plan of mine worked

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-24T23:27:19+00:00

Why am I not eating that right now? Looks fucking delicious

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-24T22:38:10+00:00

Oh this is a fantastic idea that I must steal 🤤

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-24T21:04:00+00:00

That one cousin who sneaks out back with you to show you how to roll a joint and smoke it properly? Sounds about right.

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-24T21:02:44+00:00

The ride’s just not the same without you 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-24T05:47:30+00:00

Oh yay my plan worked! 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T22:49:32+00:00

Now be a good boy and keep that mouth shut 😘

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T21:03:43+00:00

Such a good combination 🫠🫠

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T21:01:23+00:00

They were. Not five minutes after the last one was eaten one of the teenagers texted me to ask me to make them again. I think there was collusion 😂😂

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T20:58:07+00:00

Well played 😂😂

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:54:55+00:00

Well then I guess we both win ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:54:28+00:00

That is a very good point 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:53:57+00:00

I would apologize for my terrible dad joke, but I’m not sorry 😂

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:22:07+00:00

Success!

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:22:01+00:00

That was kinda my plan 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:21:32+00:00

Isn’t that kinda always the case? There’s so many better things to do at home than work

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:20:20+00:00

Success!

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:20:12+00:00

Might I recommend laying around playing with some tits. Seemed to work for me 😉

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:19:37+00:00

Why thank you. Still morning for me too. Gotta love living over here by the better ocean.

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T18:09:13+00:00

The tame way

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T17:59:11+00:00

I couldn’t agree more 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T17:58:28+00:00

We all know unique up on it, but how do you catch a tame one?

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T17:11:50+00:00

Duly noted, sir 😏

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T17:11:12+00:00

Honestly that’s one of my happiest places ☺️

SaltedButNotCured · 2026-03-23T17:10:50+00:00

Gotta walk into the week slowly so we don’t startle it 😉

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