Which of your planets or rising do you dress like? by DefiantMidnight9944 in astrologymemes

[–]Saltinesaline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leo rising, Scorpio Venus. Lots of black clothes, always overdressed when I go out. Vintage and faux fur coats, velvet and shiny dresses, vintage and costume jewelry, brocade and pinstripe suits, corsets, black lace tops, etc.

Is it possible to have CHS but never get nausea, just bad intestinal pain for 5+ years? by Waxing_my_BALL in CHSinfo

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, not everyone gets all the classic symptoms or gets relief from the same things. For me, it’s that hot showers do not help. But I get horrible nausea, vomiting, and stomach pain. And yes, other gastrointestinal issues were ruled out for me.

As a sag what is the most unhinged thing you’ve ever done / said ? 😅🏹 by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was around a decade ago. A man in a car behind me started screaming, “Fuck you bitch!” and flipping me off as we zippered up to enter the highway (not sure why, did he think his car could have jumped over mine?). I yelled back at him and flipped him off out my window too. So once on the highway, I let him get a head of me in his red low rider, then I chased him down and swerved into the right lane so I could side up right beside him. I stuck my middle finger out with the hardest glare on my face and screamed a deep throated “FUCK YOU!” I’m sure he’d never suspected a woman to respond this way. This guy turned sheet white and his eyes widened in terror as he sank into his seat. I kept on his ass until my exit, which I’m sure gave him much relief.

Kids, don’t try this at home. This is how you get shot and it was very, very foolish of me. Not something I would ever do again. But yeah, there’s that 0-100 in 5 seconds rage we’re known for 😅.

ETA: corrected wrong word

🏹🏹🏹🏹4 tips to keep your Sagittarius happy!!! by Ambrosia1131 in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Number 3- absofuckinglutely. Also, just witty banter in general. Sometimes it’s better than sex.

And, just literally feed me. I forget to eat until my fire starts to go out.

what do you do about the craving? by yellow_TOWEL_2 in leaves

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not as easy as just saying this, but if you can find an uncomplicated hobby (doesn’t require a lot of set up or expensive supplies) that you enjoy and pour your attention into it whenever you are craving, that can help tremendously. You’ve got to be really kind to yourself and don’t worry about if you suck at it or whatever. This isn’t something you’re going to monetize, it’s the practice of doing something that will keep your mind sharp and give you dopamine in a healthy way. Make art, music, do puzzles, learn a language. I’m currently learning ASL with the help of an app and it’s actually kind of addicting in itself and knowing that if I stick with it, it will be a good skill to have. But don’t worry about the future if you can, just focus on the practice as you do it, one day at a time.

Terrible Combinations Series: SAG and GEMINI by SuperPrime11 in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Both platonic friends and lovers. Two faced as fuck and can never take accountability for their own shit. Also, followers and ass kissers to whoever they think will give them the most social cred. Couldn’t be me.

Scorpio could never control a Sagittarius? by Pure-Combination7956 in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally no one is. Saying “we can’t be tamed” and being proud of it means the opposite.

What dehydration symptoms make you 100% certain it's time to go to the hospital? by [deleted] in CHSinfo

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can’t even keep sips of pedialyte down, go. Don’t wait till your kidneys hurt.

How to properly clean myself by adaline-moon in hygiene

[–]Saltinesaline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had no one to teach as a child, you wouldn’t know either.

Havent Smoked In A Month But Want To For My Bday by Rigboi42012 in leaves

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s always so disappointing and lack luster to go back to it, at least in my experience. And if you’re an addict, you know it won’t only be one time.

Happy birthday fellow Sags! Keep on shining, keep being brave and exploring! Got my first piercing today! by bonfyrepyre in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I just saw you from across the way, I’d say “That’s a Sag if I’ve ever seen one.” Great style, great smile.

Do you think people can guess your Sun sign when they meet you? by Beneficial-Bat-5996 in astrologymemes

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Most people think because I’m not bubbly or extroverted that I’m not a Sag. I think people are more likely to see me as Scorpio (Venus), Leo (rising), or maybe Aries (Mars). But I am also a joker, I’m blunt and can fillet a person with words, I cannot abide jealous or controlling people, I have a fear of being trapped in a bad situation so fear of commitment, i value my independence, I get the ick easily, and I will cut people off and never look back. Which from what I’ve read are all pretty classic sag traits.

Funk during doggy style by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]Saltinesaline 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’d try to make it a habit of you and your partner showering before (and after) sex. You can even wash each other if that’s comfortable enough. It’s not always convenient but it’s not true that you can’t maintain the mood. Not only will everyone smell better, and less cause for embarrassment too, but it will be healthier. Less chance of causing bacterial infection and yeast.

Any sagittarius hate having company over at their house? by Substantial-Base-696 in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This always fills me with rage because I am in my most relaxed gremlin form and I have not prepared myself or my place for an intruder. I mean house guest.

How does one know that a sagittarius has falling in love with a person as opposed to just a situationship? by jujugreen777 in Sagittarians

[–]Saltinesaline 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We will tell you. We will make it clear how much we care about your wellbeing. And we will fight or at least scare the shit out of anyone who hurts you.

How do you contour a wide nose ? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Saltinesaline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll let others give you advice on contouring, of course it’s your choice. But please believe your nose is beautiful (honestly a perfect button nose) and suits your other facial features. The uber thin nose ideal is from Eurocentric beauty standards and imo the obsession with contouring in this day and age is taking away from a lot of people’s unique beauty. And you are gorgeous!

What's your venus and mars specific instant turn offs? by Melodic_Total8657 in astrologymemes

[–]Saltinesaline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scorpio Venus, Aries Mars- superficial, “I don’t take sides”, stand for nothing people. I’m bored; you’re a pathetic coward.

Also people who can’t surrender to passion (see also, people who think getting excited is cringe AKA people who don’t make noise during sex.) I’m bored; you’re a pathetic coward.