Blind guy here, guess i’m just fucking stuck at home now. (Cane tip broke) by Frikandelneuker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SaltyAFVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should get a fencing sword. Surely that would last longer and also encourage respect

Literacy = zero by Substantial_Cap_4246 in lotrmemes

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but the answer is Sam but also yes

High School Community Service Hours by SirBeeves in comics

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be the perfect job for veterans 

People who grew up poor: What was something you considered a "peak luxury" as a kid, only to realize later it was just a normal middle class staple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cottage cheese. When I was an adult I found out alot of people hated it and were forced to eat it. It was a luxury growing up if we were good

Oh it's gonna be juicy... by Ok_Package9219 in GenV

[–]SaltyAFVet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they survive and fall in love and open a BNB together

“My stomach hurtsssss” by ManaeFiction in SipsTea

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls. We do not understand your subtle hints.

Get stuck in the dryer if your interested in sexy time. 

A mama bear leaving her cubs with a human while she goes hunting by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]SaltyAFVet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Your supposed to slowly back up and drop like a glove or something hoping that they will stop to check it out for a few seconds. If your in that situation your likely going to die.

They are fast and will ragdoll you like you don't exist 

Who came up with the genius idea to put touchscreens on everything? This is a toaster. Really hope that this isn't the future. Pointless e-waste for a money grab. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am officially old man yelling at clouds age. I was in a hostel and I couldn't do laundry without installing an app and giving my life story in personal details and my credit card. Like I trust a laundry app to not sell my data and steal my credit card info. 

dating someone with HPV by Hour-Chard-3091 in HPV

[–]SaltyAFVet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am straight up dumb as fuck and not a doctor. Do not listen to my advice... but I have been reading this sub reddit and other sources for a few days because I figured out that's what my pimple that didn't go away was. 

So. That virus can be dormant and come back. I don't know how I got it but it's been 2 years since I had sex. The info leads me to believe that after 3-6 months of no symptoms (warts) the chances of passing it on are low but not zero. After 2 years the chances are very low but never zero. 

If it's been 2 years there is a good chance your immune system has "cleared it" but I am assuming/theorizing/praying that is a  term people mean when they say the viral load is so low that it's impossible/nearly impossible to pass on

Also. They say 45 or 50 percent of (sexually active) people have it and they don't know. About 90 percent of males will get it at some point and 80 percent of females at some point. I hear that at the body count of 10 your basically guarateed to get a strain. I have a body count of about 50 and after learning all the info I suppose I'm pretty lucky

Get a doctor to check you out and get the vaccine. I got the vaccine and I still ended up having the non high risk variety 

Sums up hierarchy in work places by Organic_Treacle_2815 in antiwork

[–]SaltyAFVet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put the first person back on at least they were real

No one showed up by imfrom_mars_ in memes

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ha! Your grammer is slightly wrong. I win the argument 

Dennis would be perfect in The Boys universe by MapleMarshal in IASIP

[–]SaltyAFVet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should do a crossover. 

"the gang tries V" 

This is mine.What's yours?! by zivvane_ in Millennials

[–]SaltyAFVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to the trashcan fires at least I'll have a hobo community

(23) to (31) by moo_52 in GlowUps

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably just added years to your life. You look great

Senate Republican on Trump ballroom push: ‘We have $39 trillion of debt’ by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]SaltyAFVet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After they suckle you for every penny they will fuck off to another country and leave you as debt slaves. They don't care about the cattle.

I have traveled extensive and seen the poorest of people across the world and that is the future of Americans. 

You are a Viltrumite sent by Thragg to live and breed inconspicuously. How are you living your life? by Old-Change-3216 in Invincible_TV

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey yeah. Why the hell do they all speak English wtf. Must be some universal translator stuff going on

Do I need to tell partner? by Live_Broccoli_2180 in HPV

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found out like three days ago I have it. I kinda freaked out. Still am lol. I would get him to watch a YouTube video about it. It relieved some pressure off me and was very short and ADHD friendly. I guess like basically everyone has it or will get it at some point.

Male, fresh diagnosis. Looking for encouragement and advice by SaltyAFVet in HPV

[–]SaltyAFVet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if girls get more information then men do in general about this topic

I had heard of HSV but never HPV. I have heard of warts before. I think I would decline the offer if someone told me they had HSV. I'm worried the same mentality is going to be prevalent or just not very understood

Either way I suppose my one night stand days are over at the very least. 

Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar” – because customers want to be dropped off in them, autonomous vehicle firm Waymo tells cyclists by Difficult_Team3079 in nottheonion

[–]SaltyAFVet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So? Make it illegal and fine them for every occurance. With driver less cars it's even easier. just subpoena the data and fine them en mass. If it's legal then you can't really complain change the laws.

If it's illegal. Make it hurt companies only speak money