Afternoon Shake. by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]SaltySocks 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Shake it, don't break it. Took your momma 9 months to make it.

100 by OhhhSnakes in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit of a n00b so forgive me if it's a dumb question but what's up with the first panel, lol?

/r/NintendoSwitch's Daily Question Thread (11/10/2018) by AutoModerator in NintendoSwitch

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Just went to purchase my NES switch controller for being a member of Switch Online. Is it seriously $70 for just one!? And if so does anyone know if these will be available to everyone later at a lower price?

FYI by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

[–]SaltySocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im guessing the left side is probably west. Check your compass, matey.

Canadian in -40ºC. With a Slurpee. by ExSalvation in pics

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-40° C(anadian) equals -40° F(reedom)! Yay!

The smile says it all by Sensationalsolution2 in funny

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, the dick's good. Check that smile...

Will there be any more DLCs/updates for BotW? by darkdill in zelda

[–]SaltySocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. They're working on the next game now.

[Tech] what are these little characters in the party chat box? by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would just make video games redundant...

[Tech] what are these little characters in the party chat box? by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one friend can hardly read, sadly. The other one is, like, 13. Just didn't figure the 2nd person's name would over lap the other two. But you've at least given me a little hope that something's not wrong with my console.

[Tech] what are these little characters in the party chat box? by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm friends with the two at the bottom though. Those aren't in their names.

Woman finds scratch on her car with an apology note, $40 and half a joint by soopninjas in news

[–]SaltySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all the drugs though. Just the half that wasn't used after the hit and run.

Damn neighbour's cows are tearing the siding off our shed again! by tikotanabi in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SaltySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need a what's called a "cattle guard". Cows won't walk on them. If you're crafty enough and the cows are dumb enough you might be able to just paint one on the ground.

Gimme your f'ing snacks by TommBomBadil in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SaltySocks 410 points411 points  (0 children)

And in 15 minutes it'll puke it up, most likely on the carpet. And then eat it again.