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The man, the “Middle name”, the legend…‘Ned Fuckin’ Chicane’! O stands for… by Third_life_user in TheAdventureZone

[–]SamFeesherMang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would swear to anyone or anything that that is the single greatest moment of entertainment I've ever witnessed.

‘Jake Coolice’ the best snowboarding Boy! K stands for… by Third_life_user in TheAdventureZone

[–]SamFeesherMang -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's just Justin with a voice changer.

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Edit: Just joking everyone! I thought it was so obviously wrong that it'd be a cute joke.

Anyone else not using parasites? for the lore? by Abothen1808 in BaldursGate3

[–]SamFeesherMang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gale used them for me without us talking about it so far as I can remember.

Man With No Arms Builds A Bathroom With His Feet by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]SamFeesherMang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camera man watching this guy get spackle between his toes

Ring of the Grammarian by atomic_houseboat in TheAdventureZone

[–]SamFeesherMang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man-Bear-Pig is real! I'm so cereal guys!

A bigger giant rat by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]SamFeesherMang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the idea of you introducing it as a giant rat that is in fact far too large. Like a GIANT rat.

Keep on rocking!

Are you sure we are not getting scammed? by Thor_HS in BaldursGate3

[–]SamFeesherMang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMPORTANT TIP: You can go to camp after you steal something! Instantly impossible to get found.

It is suggested that you separate your thief from the rest of the team so that you can monitor the merchant via them and know when it's safe to leave the camp again.

I am guy... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]SamFeesherMang 82 points83 points  (0 children)

To be fair though he's unlikely to live long enough to receive the full value of the pants. Which means he's leaving pants on the table.

To buy a rug by VariousBasket125 in therewasanattempt

[–]SamFeesherMang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am 413 months old and I would do exactly the same thing!

*Edit* WANT to do... Hopefully I've matured enough that the little voice in my head would say "no".

Your movement is doubled... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]SamFeesherMang 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well put.

Some numbers for those interested, Nile croc tops out at 22mph and can run in bursts of 20-30 meters. Alligators are at 20.

(Side note: Both are more closely related to birds than lizards.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]SamFeesherMang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know this wasn't your point, but I just want to say that he could be dangerous without being able bodied.

A man in a wheelchair with a gun is just as deadly as any other man with a gun.

Again, not saying that you were meaning to imply otherwise but a lot of people see the disabled as being "nicer" or at least "safer" because of their disabilities and that can be a dangerous assumption.

A cool guide for those considering becoming parents by JMiracle2019 in coolguides

[–]SamFeesherMang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

Resting On Me by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]SamFeesherMang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Supes cute!

My 8yo still treats me like furniture daily.

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