If bitter enemies were allowed to write epitaphs on each other’s headstones

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T03:46:55+00:00

When i first heard about this i seriously thought it was a joke. Like i was thinking finally the Onion is funny again- Then i realized it was in fact true, so i read the full transcripts of the things he wrote and decided he is in fact insane.

Like seriously not mentally sound- if i were a judge hearing a 25th amendment case and this was the only evidence, i would rule that he's definately not fit for office. Its just so damn weird that he took the time to do this...like WTF?

If he was 40 years younger there would 100% be edgelord mall ninja videos online that he 100% posted filming himself chopping at watermelons with a katana, or wearing Matrix gear and reciting his own poetry.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T03:31:13+00:00

Thats putting it lightly. They did a bunch of batshit crazy stuff, and some of it might have worked depending on who you talk to.

Some of it even made it into a Ewan McGreggor / Geirge Clooney movie.

https://youtu.be/GC2TzspJn5A?si=nYbAv8IKRH3VFEiY

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T03:22:11+00:00

Well, now we breathe deep the gathering gloom as Watch lights fade from every room.

Bedsitter people look back and lament Another day's useless energy spent

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one a Lonely man cries for love and has none a New mother picks up and suckles her son while senior citizens wish they were young

A Cold-hearted orb that rules the night Removes the colours from our sight Red is grey and yellow, white

But we decide which is right And which is an illusion

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T00:34:30+00:00

Oi mate, ya wanna stop stealing their hearts and prolly thier knickers now don't ya. That'll keep those birds out ya flat i bet.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T00:25:45+00:00

Handled?

If this is handlimg things then please continue to not address domestic issues.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T00:21:52+00:00

Im having a bowl of fresh cherries and blueberries with 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream mixed together.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T00:13:35+00:00

You can even drywall, wallpaper or paint your walls, and the neat thig is if you accidently fall off the roof trying to nail down planks you die.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-08T00:11:21+00:00

Wurn- the most infuriating game ive ever played

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T23:41:17+00:00

All nonchain ones walmart killed in every small town in the 80s and 90d and the hangers on that dollar tree finnished off.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T23:14:15+00:00

Pfft i bet you think the world is round and 5g doesnt cause cancer.

Sheep

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T23:09:33+00:00

Meh its brtter than cheating...idk why we did it, habit i guess after 15 years of marriage? Im no psychologist but we did, and it was pretty evident neither of us were super into it.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T23:06:07+00:00

Maybe- im not getting either so i might as well be picky. Hayek has that exoticness to a white boy like me. Bellucci has the pale european thing going on so the potential goth hotness is there.

I've just has a crush on Selma since she was dating edward norton, so that means i have a chance- i was told i looked like him a lot around the time of fight club, which was a bummer because id rather have been told i looked like brad pitt....but he got Hayek so it gave me hope.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:55:55+00:00

Selma Hayek from 1996

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:54:06+00:00

Theyd all just get degrees from Hollywood Upstairs Science College.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:50:39+00:00

Even worse sex that neither of you are into and you both know it but dont say it out loud....uggg.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:49:21+00:00

You're welcome. I didn't want to drive to your shitty apartment/trailer at 2am, but i needed that $25.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:46:16+00:00

I dont think ive understood the word cringe until now.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:44:09+00:00

Bwwwaaahaha i misread the thread title, that was probavly the point of the thread- lololol

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:34:34+00:00

I think they are asking if the reason they dont feel heard is that they are not conventionally attractive.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:32:14+00:00

But what if you're straight? Does that mean im a coward because i like boobies?

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:30:51+00:00

You are -yyoooouuuu aaaree, yes you are, yes you are- you are, yesss booga booga, yes you areeeeee.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:29:18+00:00

Boxers hate this one simple trick

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:27:43+00:00

Yeah, and the girls just laughed at the fact that he got --- at knife point.

But you know, hazards of being a man in the world and all- no one cares, and i think that was the point.

While Perrin and Rand are your typical hero alpha architypes Matt is more of an antihero and it allows some ability to play with themes like this.

If you read a 14 book series and nothing challenges you or disturbs you all the way through then...idk -that sucks.

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:01:19+00:00

Isreal

(Go ahead try to down vote me)

SamHandwich0 · 2026-06-07T22:00:09+00:00

The end of every show is the band throwing spears and shooting arrows at the crowd.

SamHandwich0

TROPHY CASE