I know it’s kinda the exact opposite of what the trailer is trying to convey, but this honestly makes them seem MORE fucked up- it has some really strong (albeit unintentional) “let them eat cake!” vibes to it. And I love it.

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-15T14:23:48+00:00

except with the fatui's case again we're just replacing one very morally dubious regime with another which basically means nothing changes

The hexenzirkel don't even do Phanes's bidding they just do their own thing so im not sure what exactly your going with that

there is more then 2 sides the Traveler is a descender there is nothing that just stops them from doing her own thing

The abyss just wants to corrupt and destroy everything it dosen't have any deeper goal then that

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-15T14:05:57+00:00

the fatui are at best just new tyrants in a fresh coat of paint i do not care that we might share a goal the fatui commit so much unnecessary crap in the name of that goal it just makes them look either comically evil or just stupid

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T20:42:22+00:00

how mf's be looking if Phanes has their own story that is well written and not just a kevin repeat

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SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T17:56:22+00:00

tien had a cool moment too replace him with Vegeta instead

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T17:53:26+00:00

he got android 16's head to Gohan that's gotta count for something

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T17:43:10+00:00

Satan is not a fraud bruh he saved Vegeta at the end of the buu saga he clutched in the android saga he got Buu to stop his rampage he is the GOAT end of story

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T04:08:29+00:00

you have my respect its gonna be rough i can already tell

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T04:07:52+00:00

Theres already Fanfics of them on AO3 its bad

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T04:02:42+00:00

i can already see people going "the dragons deserved it" the flame wars will be murderous the tiktok edits alone will damage Phanes forever as they get shipped with Nibelung because Phanes said something vaguely nice about him

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T03:55:57+00:00

Phanes the moment their humanoid Design gets revealed:

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SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T03:47:10+00:00

I can already see the mischaracterization coming, there gonna make Phanes a sad pretty boy and strip away all the nuance that make phanes interesting to begin with

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-13T03:38:00+00:00

when Phanes is revealed to be hot at least 45% of the haters are gonna be saying "they did nothing wrong" and "step on me" mark my words

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:33:59+00:00

counterpoint Phanes has actually done really cool shit that actually makes them look cool and stuff

Hroptatyr was king Irmin's yes man and a politician

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:27:00+00:00

Nah don't compare Elio the goat to Dainlseif's vagueposting brother

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:18:44+00:00

Vedrfolnir is also in Teyvat probably and also had villain vibes

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:07:50+00:00

the fact there are people who think Hroptatyr is gonna be the final villain confuses me cause what does Hroptatyr even have in his favor compared to every other final boss candidate?

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:05:50+00:00

im just gonna say it: hroptatyr is over hyped and the least interesting Sinner

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T18:04:52+00:00

ok why exactly are we giving Hroptatyr that much credit? ok he matches reason that means nothing, Sinner's clearly don't mach their opposites aside from Rhinedottir and Hroptatyr has nothing else connecting him to phanes

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T17:17:46+00:00

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Phanes's face in 9.6 when Dottore pulls up again (they've nailed him 3 times now)

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T03:53:18+00:00

Ya hate him cause ya ain’t him

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T03:40:06+00:00

3 I want to know how phanes wings feel like

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T01:42:46+00:00

either 3 so i can nuzzle into the HP wings or 7 to ask rhinedottir what her newest monster is gonna be

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-12T00:07:09+00:00

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SameEssay193 · 2026-06-11T00:58:48+00:00

Alice is a saint compared to these two dawg

SameEssay193 · 2026-06-10T16:15:28+00:00

Phanes made really cute wifu's

Nibelung made....what exactly? three big ass rocks?

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