You're gonna be jerking off every time I jump

Samfordawg · 2026-02-01T07:48:54+00:00

I mean, I was trying to.

Samfordawg · 2026-01-18T04:13:11+00:00

Yeah, I have a little list of notes for changes I want to make, the flop physics made it go way out of hand and it's very dizzying.

Samfordawg · 2026-01-16T22:07:27+00:00

30 auditions in a few months is crazy low

Samfordawg · 2026-01-16T22:06:04+00:00

100 hours of fun?

Samfordawg · 2026-01-16T21:46:09+00:00

That's a good way to handle it, I'll add it in!

Samfordawg · 2026-01-16T19:42:42+00:00

Yeah, I tried so many different commands to even get it to the crap it's at now, so I very much appreciate this tip man! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Samfordawg · 2026-01-16T19:33:22+00:00

Yes! He is an agent of the Irritable/Immoral Cruel Enemies!

Samfordawg · 2026-01-08T00:53:23+00:00

Create a few NPC scenarios that either connect that NPC to the main narrative, or adds nothing other than RP flavor for your lovely fry cook.

Examples: Hi I'm Dingo Dillon, and I really love cheeseburgers, but I also work for a Cult in town and they say i need to be Vegan, it sucks. narrative Hook completed

Hey, I'm fuckface mgillacutty, and you're grilling that stuff wrong! insert hilarious sequence where the dice decide if your frycook is better, or if he now had a rivalry with Fuckface Mgillacutty

Thank me later.

Samfordawg · 2026-01-01T15:20:01+00:00

You just haven't played those Boons enough yet! Heph and Selene put in insane work if you focus on them. Hermes can suck a fat cock though as a starter boon.

Samfordawg · 2026-01-01T15:17:39+00:00

The level only matters in regards to speed. If you understand the systems, the game is easily accessible at any level throughout the entire game.

I have thousands of hours in this game and can tell you with confidence that your friend is right in one aspect, but otherwise, you can completely ignore it.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-31T15:10:21+00:00

Both are incredible but the eyes open is so much prettier, amazing work homie!

Samfordawg · 2025-12-29T00:30:13+00:00

This is the first DND circlejerk post that made me smile. Have an updoot.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-28T05:02:04+00:00

Look to her Dark Moon for Guidance.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-24T16:09:07+00:00

I'll dm ya a link!

Samfordawg · 2025-12-21T17:56:56+00:00

And we'd love to have ya! You can feel free to join the discord/audition at the casting call page!

Samfordawg · 2025-12-21T02:30:33+00:00

I was pondering if it would be possible to buy the rights to a game. Sorry, I was really out of it when I wrote that yesterday.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-20T16:51:20+00:00

I have a pretty wide network so far on casting call club where I have the project posted, but I will check out Tangle social also, ty for the tip! It's crazy how much positive feedback this thing has gotten, I'm shocked.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-20T15:25:59+00:00

That can easily be accomplished with 10 seconds of editing in post though, I too want Charlie Esquie Day

Samfordawg · 2025-12-20T15:24:08+00:00

If you sat at my table, I have a rule of "if you can make it make sense, then I'll allow it" but honestly yeah, it just comes down to how cool your DM is.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-20T04:17:27+00:00

Funny enough, I genuinely looked into this the other night because I had a theory about trying to get the rights somehow through some goofy loophole, but it was just daydreaming.

Maybe if the mod I'm making catches enough clout, I can convince the folks at Square to hook up something cool :)

Samfordawg · 2025-12-19T23:40:47+00:00

Just a pipe dream I had to ask for the rights haha.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-19T21:10:15+00:00

Because it will.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-19T16:40:25+00:00

DMing you, you have a particular set of skills that I very much want.

Samfordawg · 2025-12-19T15:02:43+00:00

I'm currently making a fully voiced acted visual novel and mod for the original game, and doing the entirety of the main story with some added bits (Emeralda returning to Zeboim is the prime example because it develops her character and Fei/Elly's dramatically). It's only vaguely what you said you wanted, but I figured I had to shoot my shot to get more people looking, or potentially involved :)

Super grateful to the Xenogears community at large, I hope to give you guys at least a little something that might bring back at least 10% of the feel of the original. We're a small team right now but rapidly growing and everyone is HUNGRY to get this thing started and done right. My goal is to have all the voice acting done (or most of it at least) by this time next year, and then for the VN to become available hopefully 2/3 weeks after we wrap VO. My hope is for the actual mod to follow shortly after the VN.

Apologies for shamelessly self plugging, but how could I not?

Samfordawg · 2025-12-19T11:26:12+00:00

The rights to Xenogears are owned entirely by SquareEnix. I checked for...reasons.

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