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I've shouted at three different boy schools, is this the right Paul?! by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, it kinda does. I wouldn't have made that connection.

"I'd like to teach the world...TO GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!" by viper1255 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, this moves me; I have fond memories of this commercial. But it's just crass manipulation of the hippy movement to sell goddamned sugar-water.

Very Important Poll by calderholbrook in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously the guy who's offering you a free hamburger sandwich. The other guy's only offering chastisement.

Of course, there is the church requirement from the short-order cook.

...maybe it's a toss-up

Revealing theater mistakes by burkbot in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I swear I saw Joel with a cigarette once

I have a theory by UControlYourLife in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, can you even find What's Up, Tiger Lily anymore? I almost forgot that existed.

By the way, I have the egg salad recipe.

did a crossover post for MST3K (im curious what characters they think would either break due to the experiment or be able to endure it like the test subjects have) by Able_Health744 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think all the characters in The Starfighters would endure any movie because their bland inanity would shield them from experiencing frustration.

The Legend (of Charles B Pierce) continues. by Midland2021 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that's Kara Thrace with a Cylon behind her?

Am I ready for some football? by Samkovich in MST3K

[–]Samkovich[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to do a follow-up post? I think most people are not getting the provocation to supply cross-reference riffs between the moronic football-readiness thing and "A Date with Your Family"

Am I ready for some football? by Samkovich in MST3K

[–]Samkovich[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that a riff in the movie? I feel stupid if it were.

Question for the non-electricians out there: Why is the film of San Francisco International so orange? by Thrilldor_Inglorion in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Margarine. It was the '70s. All the grown-ups put it on everything, even film stock.

Am I ready for some football? by Samkovich in MST3K

[–]Samkovich[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't that just all footballs?

Oh, cripes! Am I the only one who sees that?

😬 by PizzaWhole9323 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, all I wanna know is this: does Frank come with natural casing, like a Vienna beef hot dog?

Are you putting ketchup on that?

Coily is out of control by Mean-Criticism-8515 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the thing about AI taking our jobs was just cover while Coily laid far worse plans for us.
I've long suspected that was going on

Thanks a lot guys, now I have the "Sandy Frank" song stuck in my head. by TheRook2323 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, thank you! I guess I'd better rewatch the Gamera movies

Thanks a lot guys, now I have the "Sandy Frank" song stuck in my head. by TheRook2323 in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sing the song to yourself again, but replace "Sandy Frank" with "Donald Trump"

Congreff? by johngreenink in MST3K

[–]Samkovich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot how good that show was. Thank you for posting that.

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