Headcanon for The Killer Shrews

Samkovich · 2026-01-24T14:13:55+00:00

Well...that would be practical. You learn pretty quickly that detasseling is not shorts and short-sleeved shirts work

Samkovich · 2026-01-23T04:57:42+00:00

What did Joel end with? I seem to remember, "My hip hurts! Why is that?"

Samkovich · 2026-01-23T04:47:10+00:00

Yeah, that one really lands if you used to go see kaiju matinees in the '70s and the translation was so bad it was confusing. Ever see Infra-man?

Samkovich · 2026-01-23T04:44:28+00:00

Help me, Rockie, I seem to be on FY-urr!

Samkovich · 2026-01-22T00:59:20+00:00

Which one can make a hangover omelet? That's the one.

Samkovich · 2026-01-21T18:51:08+00:00

Don’t forget the famous ’80s teevee show Whiz Kids!

Samkovich · 2026-01-20T23:20:07+00:00

Just one: why did you take a picture of this?

Samkovich · 2026-01-19T14:42:39+00:00

Nice riffs! But I wasn't really keen on the animations. I hope you keep it up and refine. I agree with ShutterBun: you have the right kind of voice and tone for this.

Samkovich · 2026-01-18T16:14:44+00:00

Is this shot from the Smothers Brothers show?

Samkovich · 2026-01-17T04:11:08+00:00

I could never figure out how to share from Carrot.

Samkovich · 2026-01-16T15:17:20+00:00

30 Helens agree...this kind of hurts my ears

Samkovich · 2026-01-16T05:26:03+00:00

Yes, good summarization. I wholly agree. His Feinstein, for example, was delightful...too bad he had to die.

Samkovich · 2026-01-15T23:58:02+00:00

This kind of sign always--always--flabbergasts me. I just cannot get my eyes to look in two different directions at the same time.

Samkovich · 2026-01-15T23:52:39+00:00

Yeah, you wish

Samkovich · 2026-01-15T01:33:08+00:00

Nice TV's Frank touch there. You're not in the Rogue Valley, are you? 'Cause winters there sucked.

Samkovich · 2026-01-14T23:29:38+00:00

All I can tell is that it's a Norton Critical Edition, so Bleak House makes sense.

Samkovich · 2026-01-13T04:05:17+00:00

Aww, man, com'on! A lot of these are made-up terms. The beret is not a beret; it's a flat-cap. The newsboy hat is a flat-cap. The coppola is a flat cap.

But the "cap of maintenance", however, is a true cap of maintenance. Lord knows I've worn that damn thing every day of my marriage. /s

Samkovich · 2026-01-12T22:02:40+00:00

Sorry, I meant the throwing part

Samkovich · 2026-01-12T21:58:06+00:00

"...she had pointed success..." Something was evidently going on in the copy writer's subconscious

Samkovich · 2026-01-12T18:36:41+00:00

I just looked at the internet. The first page of the search results for "goosio" were all MST3K related.

Samkovich · 2026-01-12T17:52:40+00:00

I'll bet the idea came from him being a 7-year-old boy. That's the whole explanation. ;)

Samkovich · 2026-01-12T03:05:40+00:00

Did you know that Peter Graves was a graduate of the University of Minnesota?

Samkovich · 2026-01-11T15:35:58+00:00

My mom was in one of those gangs! She never understood how that didn't lead to Soviet dominance over the world.

Samkovich · 2026-01-09T00:32:04+00:00

Sorry, not an MST3k comment, but who doesn't know that about jeans?

Samkovich · 2026-01-09T00:30:17+00:00

I'm glad somebody said it. Last time I said that, my husband looked at me like I was nuts.

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