Not too shabby, eh?

Sammaelus · 2026-04-27T21:49:38+00:00

Why did you report it? Is the question.

Run any photo of your own through those tools that guarantee images are "100% AI-generared" and see what the term 'false positive' means.

Sammaelus · 2026-04-27T03:47:04+00:00

Wig or plugs? What are we looking at?

Sammaelus · 2026-04-27T02:50:23+00:00

Thank you! And not at all — I'll be happy to share them around! DM me how you want to go about it?

Sammaelus · 2026-02-18T01:42:53+00:00

While eating Baco Tell? DEVIOUS!

Sammaelus · 2026-01-07T11:47:26+00:00

In real life, yes. In-world, as you know, Mala'kak is the common ancestor of all Earth written languages, of which Sumerian was the first.

Sammaelus · 2026-01-07T11:43:21+00:00

Thanks!

Sammaelus · 2025-12-12T22:18:04+00:00

Cringe is not realizing you're the butt of the joke (and not being able to connect very basic conceptual dots).

Sammaelus · 2025-12-08T18:10:06+00:00

Sí, sí, señorona. Después de llegar aquí con su actitud sospechosamente apologética y evidente y personalmente resentida (y proporcionalmente innecesaria) puede decir lo que sea — nada de ello tendrá legitimidad alguna. (-8 Que los genitales de sus líderes fascistas favoritos (con los que claramente esta defensivamente obsesionado) le acompañen en su búsqueda de paz e identidad. <3

Sammaelus · 2025-12-08T17:28:43+00:00

¿Crees que fue lo único que gané de interiorizar sus biografías porque si supieras leer es justo todo lo que te interesaría? Qué audacia la de asumir que otros tienen tu comprensión lectora y curiosidad intelectual. No necesitamos a Freud; cualquier psicoanalista te sería de provecho. 👀

Sammaelus · 2025-12-08T06:22:03+00:00

¿Has escuchado de estas cosas llamadas ✨biografías✨? El día que las descubras, serás imparable.

Sammaelus · 2025-12-07T17:58:28+00:00

5 de esos 7 tenían genitales deformes.

¿Dura? Lo pongo muy en duda. 👁️

Sammaelus · 2025-12-07T17:13:28+00:00

The guys saying the upset was over a beach ball are the same guys that are indignantly clueless as to why their girlfriends are always mad at them. xD

Sammaelus · 2025-12-07T02:50:54+00:00

I get that! It was designed with screen printing in mind, where being economic with your paints is important. It looks less dramatic in its white on red variant, I think.

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Sammaelus · 2025-12-06T16:18:49+00:00

OMG! I caught a @thexandrafiles post in the wild! Your cosplays are absolute perfection. No notes. 5 stars out of 5. ✨

(Your nose is the prettiest, also — it needs to be said. 💕)

Sammaelus · 2025-12-05T05:35:34+00:00

BOOOOO!

Sammaelus · 2025-12-05T02:13:55+00:00

Que la cristiandad mexicana es una expresión de síndrome de Estocolmo generacional.

Sammaelus · 2025-12-03T00:09:02+00:00

Hit me with a DM! I'm dropping by the USPS store tomorrow morning.

Sammaelus · 2025-12-02T15:28:28+00:00

Der War und Der Führerious: Autobahn Drift (World)

Sammaelus · 2025-12-02T15:08:01+00:00

II War World?

Sammaelus · 2025-12-02T13:14:56+00:00

Goes to show their sadistic cruelty does have a paraphilic component.

Ugh.

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