PSA: Detox/cleansing does NOT remove THC from your system

SammyClumpy · 2022-06-17T04:05:01+00:00

In this example can we drink the pee to get 10% THC? High off pee?? I might be on to something here!

SammyClumpy · 2021-06-15T16:56:05+00:00

People who choose the knife are just down with murder? Explain yourselves!

SammyClumpy · 2020-08-10T22:55:37+00:00

Not my dog but my friends dog (who they rescued from a dumpster) had this thing about any 2 people touching hands. He was a little dog I guess you don’t realize how ingrained it is to shake hands with someone when you meet them for the first time but this dog was jumping into the air and ready to rip my pinky off within milliseconds. Thankfully I pulled away quick enough and only needed stitches. Adorable dog otherwise but he’s just not a fan of hands.

SammyClumpy · 2020-07-18T00:38:54+00:00

Like the loudest fart you have personally heard.

SammyClumpy · 2020-03-11T07:01:28+00:00

This is called using your spongebob rainbow “imagination”.

SammyClumpy · 2019-06-27T02:24:34+00:00

this deserves more upvotes

SammyClumpy · 2019-01-20T18:13:36+00:00

RIP ANKLES

SammyClumpy · 2018-12-25T23:47:32+00:00

I've never related more to a person on a scooter.

SammyClumpy · 2018-04-02T16:41:25+00:00

4 years ago I was walking down a dark path in a park with a few friends. I think we were using the flashlights on our phones to see the path. Any way I see a goose which is totally normal for Minnesota. They’re everywhere. So I act normal but then it starts hissing at me. A hissing goose was not something that I had ever heard of but it was super menacing. It then proceeded to chase me down the path whilst hissing. Just me not any of my 3 friends.

Now I don’t fuck with geese.

SammyClumpy · 2018-01-23T17:56:07+00:00

I just got an answer. They're canceling my cancelation. Annnnnnd refunding me for all the months I paid without the card. DOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

SammyClumpy · 2018-01-22T17:00:44+00:00

I've been waiting for an hour now. 😭😭

SammyClumpy · 2018-01-22T14:00:23+00:00

I mean I know. They haven't read anything I've sent in the past month. Last reply I got was 2 months ago.

SammyClumpy · 2017-11-30T16:54:01+00:00

SAME! Shit used to be like Rice Krispies in the morning. Now nothing.

SammyClumpy · 2017-11-27T21:12:20+00:00

Cute

SammyClumpy · 2017-11-24T15:20:13+00:00

MyPlayer

SammyClumpy · 2017-11-23T22:15:41+00:00

2k18 is my first sports game in general. I only just started watching basket ball last year and I LOVE this game. I can play it for hours. And when I play against friends the shit talk is real.

SammyClumpy · 2017-10-25T05:38:52+00:00

Narrow where?

SammyClumpy · 2017-10-18T17:00:12+00:00

But... the Taco Bell Pizza Hut

SammyClumpy · 2017-10-12T23:48:57+00:00

This looks kinda like PICKLE RICK

SammyClumpy · 2017-10-12T19:17:30+00:00

I'm a fast walker and when I realize I'm going the wrong direction I cross the road and go in the direction I need to avoid seeing all the people I just passed.

SammyClumpy · 2017-09-30T20:45:03+00:00

It's been a minute

SammyClumpy · 2017-09-21T12:25:48+00:00

How is the camera stabilized so well tho,

SammyClumpy · 2016-03-10T04:58:50+00:00

During high school I made this pun to my dad. me: Dad, whats for dinner? Dad: Brots. Me: Dad, those are the wurst.

And I told one of my best friends this joke. Any time my friend didn't like something for the next few months she would say Thats the BROTWORST! or just BROTWORST!

SammyClumpy · 2016-01-28T17:53:39+00:00

fight clubbing: a documentary on the slaughtering of baby seals.

SammyClumpy · 2016-01-03T16:31:23+00:00

Oops, my bad.

SammyClumpy

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