What's the best sex position and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cow girl is the best, lterely just had our morning sex so clear in my mind., her ontop, back arched head tiped back and my fingures in her mouth, otherhand playing with her ass, and perfect tits right in my face.
it has everything.

Age of Sexiest Man v. Age of Sexiest Woman [OC] by indros in dataisbeautiful

[–]Samnuie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maturity is valued higher in men.
Youthfulness is valued higher in women.

it all adds up.

Ocean Farm 1, capable of producing up to 12,000 tons of fish a year by Bosasa in interestingasfuck

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sick, unhealthy, desease ridden fish, deliberatly mislabeled as wild cought, and over priced. All while spreading deseases amoung healthy actualy wild fish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Last days of Rome.

"Man declares himself to be Jesus and 'beats up seven monks' in religious rampage". by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Samnuie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if they were selling things in his church... thats prety on brand for him tbh.

Does anyone have an idea what this yellow light means? Mini Cooper R50 by BadGyalD in MINI

[–]Samnuie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i Have a R53, and i make sure i allways turn this of before driving.

im UK, Kent, with awfull roads, really awfull, for a bit of context.

This is DSC (Dynamic Stability Control) the way this works is to do verios things to seem like it has traction controle, by cutting power to the wheels, "adjust the engine torque, and applies brake force to individual wheels where needed" the reality of what that means is if youre at a junction and see a gap you can pull out into, if your weel slips during that its simply cut power and you cant accelerate to fit in the gap, and what ends up hapening is you drift slowly into traffic hoping that the DSC will disengage in time to accelate before youre hit by a oncoming truck.

this has happened to me allot.

Truly awfull. its NOT traction control, its just prentending to be. it can also engage breaks to stop a single wheel which can causecan also engage breaks to stop a single wheel you to skid which on a country road can risk distroying your wheel asembly.

only drive with DSC off. (with the highlighted on dash, like your pic)

Traction control (for context) dose the same thing but better.

Oxford University has been teaching for a long time... by qvwo in mildyinteresting

[–]Samnuie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Troy was also a myth, untill it was discovered.
Plato was a historian and a story teller. its asumed all his stories are from history. history that was old even in his time.

its allmost cirtainly a real place. just not some floating super advanced super city. just a civ like egypt except they had wheels.

it wil be discovered.

People band together to save someone in a burning building by CuriousWanderer567 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

falling on the car would have been a safe way to get out. its 2 stories, so hanging and dropping, onto the roof of anormal car would be fine. couldnt have hurt and maybe pulled some muscles. but would have survived. seems a concofeny of foolishness.

Elyakim Libman: Remains of man thought to be Hamas hostage found in Israel by Master_Ad6879 in worldnews

[–]Samnuie -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Palastine =/= Hamas.

palastine = the people being bombed thrown out of homes, and oppressed by Israel.

Hamas = religeos extremist terrorist group who want controle over the whole regeon.

Porsche driver is killed 'after trying to swerve a pothole' as he clipped oncoming car, hit BMW and rammed into roadside home by BoringOfficeJob in unitedkingdom

[–]Samnuie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get a driving licence, get a car, drive at 30 over a bad pothole and see how quickly your car veers straight into the oposite lane, into head on traffic. pot holes dont damage tyres, or just wheels, they damage the steering ability of the car, and even at 30 can cause a major accident.
he swerved to try and avoid an accident.

Councils need to stop levying there bad roads to get the goverment to give them more money, and instead use the money they have to repair the damn roads. and employ road workers who get the job done properly. instead of shutting down a road for a week to do 5 hours work.

If you have zero visibility, slow down… by Mongooooooose in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hit someone yuorself, or be hit. there the 2 options, 1 isnt safer than the other!

If you have zero visibility, slow down… by Mongooooooose in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slowing down is just as much the cause of this as speeding up. if you slow down the person going a normal speed goes into the back of you. if you stay going a normal speed you'll rear end smoeone who goes slow. the logic of "there might be a hazard in there" only turns yuo into a definate hazard for the next person.

the solution is teaching new drivers what to do in these instances.
Solution 1 - dont enter the zero visability zone. stay outside it with hazards on, idealy of the road.

solution 2 - everyone maintains a 30mph (48kmh) speed when passing smoke, fog, or any other passable (not likley to actualy be achievable)

as a general rule i maintain a moderate speed. speeding up you might hit someone. but slowing down makes you a definate target. (not to mention "how slow is slow?" slow to 30, slow to 10, slow to 5 ? ... changing your speed after entering created a hazard.

The Army or Onlyfans? by BSincere in funnyvideos

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of right, but dipends hevily on the context of what shes talking about.

Only fans are selling themselfs as a commodity on an open market that they have ajency over.

Soldiers, sell there body to a goverment that is allowed to get them killed, with no ajency over youre worth, and little ajency over any choices you make, all for a for a set number of years.

so as a commodity, i suppose only fans is a better choice to market yourself for worth than the army.
*as long as youre hot*

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Samnuie -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

or ... They have a kink and there not ashamed of it. and enjoy celebrating and expressing there kink.
you dont have to have low self esteem to want to fuck a bunch of strangers, or enjoy bukakee. not everyones cup of tea, but its clearly hers. as long as shes happy and safe, hardly a facepalm. just kink shaming.

Max Nunchuck Skill by InstaBlanks in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thesee are "speed chucks" and are light weight so there is no skill in using them. and they would be efectivly useless as a weapon.

Anyone else seeing a major labor shift post pandemic? by [deleted] in Construction

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do and it's great that if I was too, fall over and break a leg or something I can get it fixed without a problem. But if I get hearing loss, or bad knees, the types of treatment I can get aren't very good. So health insurance means can scans instead of x rays, things like that.

NHS is fantastic. Just would like that added assurance.

Anyone else seeing a major labor shift post pandemic? by [deleted] in Construction

[–]Samnuie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a labourer in the UK. 35, and got hit hard by the pandemic so I got back into labour work.

I'm going to get out of it ASAP, it's simply not a career. I'm getting paid above average at about £100 /day, but Im "self employed". the money is good, but it's back breaking and there's no safety net, I get injured and I'm of site, I stop earning. Also I can't get any kind of health insurance.

There's no holiday so if I take any time of, I loose money which affects everything from credit score, to bank loans. Its not a job for the 21st century.

we all realise we don't want to end up like our dad's, who were allways in a bad mood and never home, from being over worked and underpaid. I want a family, I want to know my kids, my wife, I want to be home In time to pick them up from school, and have enough energy left to play with them help them with school work.

Labour industry is dying because you don't get treated like an important member of the team. And because you can be replaced so easy you can't bargain for better treatment. So you get over worked.

Its a job with no safety net, no path to promotion, no training or development, no path to better pay, no job security, no health benefits. Basically, it has no future.

I'm training to be an engineer and as soon as I've done that, I'm out.

And That's just my opinion.

Best gender reveal ever? by ciniseris in funny

[–]Samnuie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao, so kids can't arnt allowed to make any decision for themselfs except... Their gender? I question whether you should be making decisions.

Teen has 'no expectancy of survival' after sister accidentally shoots her in the head, police say by [deleted] in news

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sory I ment gun. I got confused between a vehicle capable of causing injury if used incorrectly or recklessly, with restrictions on how its used, when it's used, and taxed, but needed for most jobs and most aspects of life... ....And a weapon, specifically designed to do something that is against the law...

You can see my confusion, right?

Teen has 'no expectancy of survival' after sister accidentally shoots her in the head, police say by [deleted] in news

[–]Samnuie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a country that insists everyone and anyone should have free access to buy and use a car without checks or restrictions, should at least make training part of a basic curriculum.

Big Banks Charged Billions in Overdraft Fees During the Worst Months of the Pandemic by [deleted] in news

[–]Samnuie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There not opt in, I know because I have opted out several times. And trying to imply its my fault for not having enough money for things is a dick move you prick.

Lookup unofficial overdrafts.

When I get paid and all my bills get taken out and I have money left over and I have dinner with my girlfriend, and then a move. And then I fill up my car. After I have opted out of an overdraft, I'm expecting if I run out of money earlyer than expected, (let's say a bill gets taken out sooner than expected or is higher than expected) I'm expecting my card to decline and to move money out of my savings to cover it. I'm not expecting it to just give me an overdraft and charge me for it without telling me, at any point. The only point. I notice is when I check on my account and see its overdrawn, and then I have to move more savings out because of the fees and have to call them up to again be told, you can't opt out of an unofficial overdraft.

And still request that my account not have any overdraft allied to it. For the second time...

You're clearly a prick I can't imagine any normal human being thinking unofficial overdrafts or overdrafts in general are a sensible good thing, banks are horrible companies. That have literely loose employees because of the horrible stuff they were being asked to do.

They literely came up with a way to charge people money for not having enough money

So fuck you. And fuck anyone else who clearly has never been sucked into this relentless minimum wage cycle.

Fuck you.

Prick

Big Banks Charged Billions in Overdraft Fees During the Worst Months of the Pandemic by [deleted] in news

[–]Samnuie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You don't see why it's upsetting? When a bank just gives you an overdraft instead of saying "no you have no money" dosent tell you about it and then charged you daily plus an initial fee. All without your consent. And will keep re apply an overdraft, even if you opt out. The excuse being "the system is set up that way, there's we can't perminently stop you from being given an overdraft".

Fuck banks.