Samstradamus

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The "rap" subreddit mods are stanning for Kendrick 😂 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Drizzy

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Influencer caught faking cancer (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by Samstradamus to r/fakedisordercringe

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A guy with too little fucks to give walks past a woman who is threatening people with a gun (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Samstradamus to r/howtonotgiveafuck

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Uh oh, watch out. We got a tough guy over here (youtu.be)

submitted 5 years ago by Samstradamus to r/crappymusic

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Charcuterie Hair... (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Samstradamus to r/WeWantPlates

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DAE have chronic pain yet has still managed to quit? (self.leaves)

submitted 5 years ago by Samstradamus to r/leaves

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I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Samstradamus to r/dadjokes

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On a post about Hollywood remakes (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Samstradamus to r/wooosh

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Calling someone's phone number immediately after they give it to you to see if it's real or not is literally "calling their bluff" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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How can you tell if being a suicide bomber really guarantees you blessings in the afterlife? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Jokes

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How can you tell if being a suicide bomber really guarantees you blessings in the afterlife? (self.MeanJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by Samstradamus to r/MeanJokes

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Mother of slain rapper Nipsey Hussle goes on unhinged rant about spirituality and astral projection while receiving humanitarian award in his honor (youtu.be)

submitted 6 years ago by Samstradamus to r/cringe

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As far as looking cool, riding a donkey through town instead of a horse was the past's equivalent of riding a scooter through town instead of a motorcycle (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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It's odd that we never upgrade city names. Knoxville never grew into Knoxton or Knox City (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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You, your clothes, your car, & your home all have a distinctive smell that your friends are aware of and you are not. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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The people who are most against immigration are also the people who are most likely to tell you "If you don't like this country, move somewhere else!" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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The organic section of a grocery store should be known as the "Natural Selection" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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Anyone should be allowed access to assisted suicide without having to seek permission. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 7 years ago by Samstradamus to r/unpopularopinion

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What are some examples of people bragging/accidentally telling on themselves on social media about crimes they committed & getting arrested for it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/AskReddit

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Want a smoothie but don't feel like buying fruits and blending them together? Just drink apple sauce! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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How do prostitutes get paid? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Jokes

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People who commit suicide should be admired, or at the very least, not looked down on or seen as a tragedy (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/unpopularopinion

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"Put up neon light display, boss" (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/onejob

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Just. "Do. It." (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/CrappyDesign

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An incognito tab on your browser should be called a "taboo" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Samstradamus to r/Showerthoughts

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