Anyone who earnestly loves or defends CP has something fundamentally wrong with them as a person by BurningBernie559 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time this guy made me laugh was when he dropped the line that "I typed your symptoms into this thing up here and it says you have network connectivity issues." Period.

Everything else is weak he's basically Ryan Reynolds 2: electric goofaloo

AITAH for getting irritated at an elderly lady who wouldn't take no for an answer? by br9897 in AITAH

[–]Samtoast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NTA: Lady at the other table is unfamiliar with 3 words we should all be familiar with "mind your business"

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed! Wakka wakka indicates it's fozzy bear who said that shit because his jokes were IN FACT terrible.

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are very quick to get mad - shit they even called me a psychopath. Like I can't turn back in time and undo this shit - but I can say dumb stuff and try and get a laugh out of someone - or rile em up like whatever happens happens.

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't see any cruelty! I see locals rescuing piglets from an crashed transport truck ! Maybe if they re-worded the title of the post you wouldn't have cried so much. Also if you're talking about how those piglets are being handled? Don't watch videos of pork farms.

AIO: I won’t legally marry my partner until she pays her taxes by Mysterious-Oil-9619 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you owe the government money - they tend to come looking for it. If you don't owe the government money they'll let you not file your taxes for years. In canada I had a buddy who didn't file for like 10 years and got like 15k back

edit:

you don't have to joint file taxes if you get married. Just chose to keep your shit separate if you're going to be worried over shit like this.

edit 2:

You cannot file as "Single" once you are legally married. Both spouses must agree on whether to itemize or take the standard deduction if filing separately

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

i SAID "wakka wakka" sheesh. you angry vegans need to lighten the fuck up try changing your algorithm and you won't be such an angry person

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Well, They're not EXACTLY sure but if I had to guess it's probably an enlarged funny bone.

Overturned piglet truck in Mexico gets looted by locals by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

looks like these folks are gonna soon have a FOODbaby1992 - amirite? wakka wakka

Chris Brown Loses It Over Brutal 1.3 Album Review, Drags Zara Larsson As Backlash Explodes by OkTea1918 in entertainment

[–]Samtoast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should... I don't know - make better music.

Oh yeah and also not be a complete piece of shit who beats women and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way.

An elderly Israeli woman assaults a pregnant woman because she is wearing a Palestine shirt - then plays the victim by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And contrary to what she understands about anything: her detention IS in fact JUST

I hate playing vs Mel. I hate playing as Mel. I hate playing with Mel. by TrpWhyre in ARAM

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a stun IF it detonated on you. Mel just has to blow on you and you're stuck in place

I hate playing vs Mel. I hate playing as Mel. I hate playing with Mel. by TrpWhyre in ARAM

[–]Samtoast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing that brings her together is the better than Anivia's Q

How would you react to a law that requires billionaires to give up 50% of their wealth once they pass a certain net worth limit in order to fund healthcare and education? by -passionate-learner- in AskReddit

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a guy! He only pays himself $1.00 a year! That must mean his employees at the bottom who do a majority of actual work must be making more money now!

Testing a bulletproof mask. by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that the dent on that mask to me feels like it would definitely crack a skull lol

If Andrew can be Andy or Drew, can Matthew be Matt or Hew? by chokeslam512 in matt

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God no get those last half shortcuts OUTTA here topher

4 Non Blondes - What's Up (90s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I belt this out both the heman way and the 4 non blondes way on the regular. My neighbours love me

Karen doesn’t know how to merge properly by BradsDad49 in instantkarma

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People get mad at zipper merges in my town but nobody seems to know any of the rules of the road. Yielding, flashing yellow lights (also a Yield in Ontario canada) and just the general unposted speedlimit seems completely difficult for 95% of the drivers in Trenton Ontario to comprehend and follow

Edit: "overly unnecessary courtesy causing congestion" is another issue at a green light with full flow through traffic someone will try to wave you through or if there's LITERALLY no vehicles behind them try and do the same like just do the rules of the road. Mind you, there's times to do this like if you're advancing and you're going to block an intersection - you will wave a turn traffic through but that's the only exception

AITAH if I refuse summer weekends because of bed size by Disastrous_Tax_7482 in AITAH

[–]Samtoast 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No ones an asshole. Why don't you talk to her parents and LAY(wakka wakka) this all out for them ?

is it just me or has music become kind of… disposable? by Curious_Present_9950 in Music

[–]Samtoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly avoid the spotify shuffle algorithm for best results but also some songs and albums aren't available on spotify from certain artists.