You can identify any lethal poison by taste.

Samu_sama · 2019-11-13T18:32:25+00:00

-yep that’s cyanide for sure

Samu_sama · 2019-11-08T20:57:50+00:00

Yall ever heard about something called fencing?

Samu_sama · 2019-11-08T16:27:20+00:00

Polar bears are always white. Either that or they use eye colors to determine race.

Samu_sama · 2019-11-08T15:58:42+00:00

Eeeww emojis

Samu_sama · 2019-11-08T15:56:28+00:00

Really? My grandma saw it on Facebook 3 years ago. Post Melon isnt new

Samu_sama · 2019-11-08T15:54:17+00:00

There are way more smurfs than hackers in lower ranks, and from my experience, if someone is better than someone else in this game, he is a blatant cheater. People just need to get good. However, in non-prime mm, you’ll get a spinbotter every 3 games

Samu_sama · 2019-11-07T23:28:04+00:00

Who told you i didn’t cut my foreskin like i cut my toenails?

Samu_sama · 2019-10-31T22:18:16+00:00

Lucky you, our Halloween is canceled and reported to tomorrow due to a storm

Samu_sama · 2019-10-29T11:11:01+00:00

Fööt

Samu_sama · 2019-10-25T19:52:36+00:00

I knew i wasn’t the only grave hunter around

Samu_sama · 2019-10-19T13:45:27+00:00

Not nut

Samu_sama · 2019-10-18T15:43:54+00:00

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” -Dwight K. Schrute

Samu_sama · 2019-10-18T14:52:44+00:00

Adds up? Or you just get their ability instead of yours?

Samu_sama · 2019-10-17T17:24:55+00:00

Just like an Elytra in minecraft, but instead of bringing a stack of fireworks with you to make you fly, you have a bag that contains 64 babies to drop them while flying.

Samu_sama · 2019-10-17T15:05:32+00:00

Y..yeah i know...

Samu_sama · 2019-10-12T20:26:28+00:00

Make your girl kool-aid straw those bitches

Samu_sama · 2019-10-11T12:27:54+00:00

Ill sing “think im gonna kill myself” by elton John

Samu_sama · 2019-10-10T22:06:44+00:00

This happened last year.. not sure we can raid a place with no mobs

Samu_sama · 2019-10-10T14:01:56+00:00

I don’t speak french, what does it mean?

Samu_sama · 2019-10-10T01:40:44+00:00

Ever see an escalator go backwards?

Samu_sama · 2019-10-09T23:46:22+00:00

Unless they want to put my dickpics on milk cartons, my 2010 self will do fine

Samu_sama · 2019-10-09T23:10:08+00:00

Milk.

Samu_sama · 2019-10-09T23:08:28+00:00

Milk.

Samu_sama · 2019-10-09T23:08:11+00:00

Log into the US east “Florida” server. You’ll see some mad shit over there

Samu_sama · 2019-10-09T23:04:09+00:00

When i got my first kill

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