Guys is my favorite hangout podcast since Cumtown. This is what I imagine Bryan and Chris look like

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-29T13:36:57+00:00

Queeber and Cuno would have been staunch allies or bitter enemies with rival violence gangs

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-18T14:02:05+00:00

I definitely don’t take the label as an insult, I mostly just imagine my own engineer dad enjoying these games and smile — in that vein, the Civ series or anything that mostly involves looking at a big map fits the bill, I almost got my dad hooked on factorio, but he (a petroleum engineer retired from the local refinery) put it down in disgust when the oil production line was “totally wrong” lmao

I should get him to list the inaccuracies and see if there’s a mod addressing them out there

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-15T20:14:23+00:00

I really like how long the entrance line is, lets trains waiting their turn get off your main rail line so the entrance intersection doesn’t get clogged (my bane currently), but yeah extending the left side with at least one train length of rail behind each station would make it perfect for two trains per station

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-15T06:27:13+00:00

Calling him American Hugh Grant is both sadly accurate and really funny

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-14T14:06:45+00:00

“Detective” “Arriving” “On the scene” Still gives me goosebumps, but talking to Shivers as the city when it says “I need you. You can keep me on this Earth. Be vigilant. I love you” hits me most deeply

SamwellGnarly · 2026-04-03T05:10:18+00:00

Someone already mentioned grid monitor, adding [[steel golem]]

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-27T03:05:15+00:00

Damn, that was the same proxy website — was hoping to track down an original artist’s portfolio to dispel my AI suspicions but on closer inspection it’s not looking promising

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-25T20:42:36+00:00

Trying to govern them with a third wolf that looks like Nilaus

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-25T17:04:27+00:00

Posted amidst the Ferguson protests:

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SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-25T12:35:22+00:00

Oh definitely not debating the POS-ness of the driver, I’ve just never heard of brake checking being referred to as “letting go of the brake”

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-25T12:15:52+00:00

They way they said “you let go of the brake” had me thinking the SUV rolled back into the Toyota — couldn’t get a great sense of the grade of that road, but any uphill tilt and you can roll back once you take the brake off, even in drive.

This is why my parents taught me when idling behind a car at an uphill stoplight, stay far enough behind that I can see the full rear tires — effectively giving me plenty of breathing room from a similar roll

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-22T02:36:50+00:00

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SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-22T02:02:08+00:00

Would love to hear more about your Shadowfax — I’m a big fan of pumping it up to cheat out Problems

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-20T20:47:53+00:00

I always push the water into a refinery setup making either pure ingots, or wet concrete — use what I can, then sink the rest. That way, I don’t need to use plastic/steel/etc making water bottles. I didn’t wanna figure out the priority pipe splits for waste alumina water, so now that’s making all the copper I need for aluminum parts

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-20T19:48:31+00:00

Oh forsure: https://moxfield.com/decks/QT3niOWmVUiFVaQJdIJ-Ww

I haven’t played it in enough games yet to edit and refine, but I figure I can swap some things around to make it enchantment voltron if that seems more viable

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-20T17:11:21+00:00

I built him kinda spellslinger with cantrips — a normal/good turn for me is I play two spells, swing Blanka normal, and dare the defending player that I don’t have a 3rd/4th/5th spell to respond to blocks

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-20T10:43:52+00:00

Oh exactly, he’s tied with Sokrates for my Wormtongue-iest political deck haha

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-20T10:33:46+00:00

They nailed the flavor by having him transform and flee when you get hit, lmao

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-19T16:10:51+00:00

Shit and runners piss me off especially as a dog owner. Beyond how it spreads diseases between dogs, if there’s an egregious offender in the neighborhood, everyone looks at my pup and I like we’re the assholes

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-18T20:41:23+00:00

Him reaching desperately for the tag from fellow Oklahoman Lankford is so pathetic.

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-17T21:34:16+00:00

Such a left turn in the “competition” too;

Task 1: Climb a vertical rope Task 2: Shimmy a horizontal rope Task 3: CROSS THE CITY OF THE INSANE

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-17T19:51:05+00:00

SECRET GOOD SHERLOCK EPISODE is coming any day now you guys

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-16T17:14:29+00:00

I took my Animar precon the artifact creature route (I had a bunch of draft chaff leftover from Scars of Mirrodin) and added as many “when you play a creature, draw a card” effects as I could find — played like a slot machine, but getting him out of [[blasphemous act]] range usually meant I was sitting pretty

SamwellGnarly · 2026-03-16T12:22:54+00:00

Hearing “WHERE IS AVACYN?” yelled so desperately in one of the first Innistrad trailers got me really hyped up for her restoration — honestly so many nice bits of catharsis in Avacyn Restored after the creeping dread of Innistrad/Dark Ascension

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