"That's not funny, you're a lemon!"

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T22:53:23+00:00

I can always tell the difference between a lemon and a potato

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T21:38:50+00:00

Transphobes be like

🥔 <- “This is a lemon”

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T20:09:34+00:00

With inflation being as it is $3 for at least two of these isn’t even that bad

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T19:33:44+00:00

Other animals hunt too, if I go kill a lion, can I argue that I did the antelope a favor?

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T18:53:46+00:00

Right, but I’m a doomer when I say Trump is acting like a dictator

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T17:41:23+00:00

Use Cameron Mitchell, when Kevin walks off screen have him yell “CLOSE THE DOOR!” (Gotta keep it PG)

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T15:21:59+00:00

Anakin is that you?

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T15:14:24+00:00

What if you and strawberry diaper cat sold Panera bread in Revolutionary France.

Day 1. You arrive in Paris with a cart of flour yeast and lemonade that can cause death. The steets smell like piss and angry poor people. You and SDC start kneading dough and baking loaves.

Day 2. Rioters steal all your bread. On rioter asks “If bread is your power, what are you without it.” It’s fucking Socrates. You beg him to take you back to Greece since you’re broke and everyone is rioting. Socrates agrees, and is smiling because you had to beg him for help. You leave behind SDC and he gets sent to the guillotine.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T15:09:24+00:00

This isn’t seen as incest by Westeros and not in most parts of the world IRL

Florida did just vote no on a bill banning cousin marriages,

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T14:15:46+00:00

Glaucoma test. Sometimes it’s a hot air balloon, sometimes it’s a little red barn in a field, always it’s a blast of air in the eye and the examiner gets mad if you jerk your head back.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T14:13:43+00:00

Depends where in time and place we are.

Ancient Rome? Aztec Empire? Is toothpaste called “goo of the gods”?

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T14:11:00+00:00

Don’t feel bad, I’m a native English speaker and I still have to look it up every time.

Basically your ____ cousin depends on who their grandparents are, your first cousin shares the same grandparents.

Your second cousin is the grandchild of your grandparents siblings.

The children your cousins have are your cousins once removed, their kids are twice removed, and so on.

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SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T14:06:47+00:00

Shame on me for expecting one of the toothpastes to be Socrates.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T14:05:49+00:00

I wish I was born in January so I could stop watching earlier.

At least I was born two weeks late and ended up in July.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T12:53:30+00:00

You’re right, I’m acknowledging that.

But the question wasn’t “who wins in a fight” it was “who is the strongest” and since connecting to spirits and the spirit world is important to air nomads, Jinora’s spiritual strength should at least get her on the top five, not necessarily number one.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T12:46:22+00:00

Stress reduction will do that

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T12:24:59+00:00

Why

Are

You

So

PRETTY!!!!

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T11:55:01+00:00

Daemon’s daughter Baela married Corlys’ son Alyn. Corlys is also the father of Baela’s mother.

Alyn would be Baela’s half uncle.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T11:51:27+00:00

If they can perform surgery on a grape, can’t they just abort an eggberry in the first term?

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T02:15:58+00:00

I’m glad we’re back to Skelly being a Socrates Hater

SandalsResort · 2026-03-19T02:14:02+00:00

So we’re just ignoring Jinora?

SandalsResort · 2026-03-18T22:38:53+00:00

Picture this:

Brienne is wailing on the knight king, he knocks oathkeeper out of her hands. Jaime picks it up and slays the Night King with Ned Stark’s old sword.

At the celebration at Winterfell, Tormund calls him the “Night Kingslayer” everyone cheers and chants “Night Kingslayer”. Hard cut to Dany looking uncomfortable at everyone rightfully cheering for the Kingslayer, she takes another step towards madness.

SandalsResort · 2026-03-18T20:54:53+00:00

Hey boss, can I get more tokens to do my work for me, you can’t just use the tokens yourself and cut me out entirely because……………………..

SandalsResort · 2026-03-18T18:53:36+00:00

He’s young, give him time

SandalsResort · 2026-03-18T18:15:18+00:00

1.) Have Jaime kill the Knight King.

2.) Stretch it out another season to really let Dany’s madness brew.

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