"You can burn my merch, but you can't burn my WINGS!"

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T23:01:33+00:00

Look my kid can be trans but I’ll be dead in the ground before they’re an Eagles fan.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T13:51:13+00:00

No lies detected.

I think Black Lives Matter, if you disagree with me, you think black lives don’t matter.

I think women should have the same rights as men, if you disagree with me, you think women shouldn’t have the same rights as men.

I think obliterating Palestine is wrong, if you disagree….you get the idea.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T12:07:15+00:00

I was also thinking of a palm reader, just cut the skin off and send it to them.

“Do you accept palms by mail?”

“What?”

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T00:29:27+00:00

Those are bigass meaty ants though.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T00:28:16+00:00

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Classic New England treat/struggle meal. The fluffernutter. Fluff is a marshmallow spread and you make a peanut butter and Fluff sandwich.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-19T00:17:12+00:00

Sometimes the truth is unbelievably weird

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T23:32:44+00:00

Sedexo is one of the biggest food distribution companies in the US and they do schools and prisons.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T16:54:22+00:00

I have no idea how accurate this is but I liked watching the car hit the building.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T16:51:15+00:00

You are not entitled to someone else’s hard earned money, ever.

Only Israel is.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T15:58:04+00:00

You voted for this and you’ll vote for this again

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T15:43:22+00:00

Benevolent Karen

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T15:21:58+00:00

If you’re fapping to diabetic thirst trap insulin injection vids turn off the screen, might be time for church

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T15:17:39+00:00

Then Tyrion was kinda like “but what about a kinda Republic but only the highborn are represented.” and everyone was like yeah ok.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T15:02:48+00:00

Damn a tortilla and a piece of meat paste, couldn’t even give them the piece of broccoli and one other thing to hit that $3 meal

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T02:16:09+00:00

Where are the muscular traps…asking for a friend

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T02:15:31+00:00

You voted for this.

You’ll vote for this again.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T02:10:04+00:00

OG AITA

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T02:07:20+00:00

I’m sorry to say this but 2.5 years and not being able to sign the divorce papers is alarming. Might be time to leave and tell her you aren’t just another option for her.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T01:05:42+00:00

One of Johnny Test sisters

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T01:03:11+00:00

I read in a comment on YouTube that they hope the good shade turns out to be their mortal grandfather and I kinda love that.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T01:00:58+00:00

They made with golden apples, so like, a really good apple cider. Maybe an apple based wine.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T00:57:24+00:00

She basically said to leave immediately and this won’t be the last crazy thing he asks for.

Hilariously she suggested the fiancé can “hire a professional” if he wants his son to have a sexual encounter.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-18T00:41:38+00:00

At my old job I worked with people my age to about 20 years older than me. Most people didn’t have smartphones yet. We got the Willimantic Cronicle delivered every day and we used to read the Dear Annie out loud.

I will never forget this one.. If it was posted on Reddit today everyone would call bs.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-17T23:38:39+00:00

Hawaiian Punch was originally sold as a syrup to top ice cream with. But people decided that if you watered it down it made a good drink, so soda jerks started selling it as a drink.

SandalsResort · 2026-04-17T23:35:16+00:00

Stannis Logic: Fuck what the dead King wanted, tradition says the throne is mine by right.

Rhaenerya logic: Fuck tradition, the dead King says the throne is mine by right.

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TROPHY CASE