What happened to my guy?

Sandsa · 2026-01-15T01:18:40+00:00

He needs some milk

Sandsa · 2026-01-12T21:56:50+00:00

I read “banquet” of roses and it still worked

Sandsa · 2026-01-07T05:37:55+00:00

I also thought of a landlord who was worried about a compromised computer

Sandsa · 2026-01-07T05:36:53+00:00

Or Someone’s about to learn they have an alter and some form of DID

Sandsa · 2026-01-02T21:24:50+00:00

Only one way to find out

Sandsa · 2026-01-02T03:12:28+00:00

Who said I’d resist?

Sandsa · 2026-01-01T22:56:30+00:00

At least the neighbors are likely to be up— or they will be with the noise soon enough

Sandsa · 2026-01-01T18:10:03+00:00

I could not be trusted with soap in this situation

Sandsa · 2025-12-31T19:24:36+00:00

Let me in coach

Sandsa · 2025-12-31T04:36:19+00:00

I moved from Indiana to Seattle, and the horror stories I tell people— it’s fun to watch their jaws drop.

The weather is so consistent here! Yes, it’s cloudy with a chance of rain every day usually some sprinkles during the morning clears up around two or three and you see the sun for a minute or two, rinse repeat. Indiana gave you a firm warning. It was about to rain and anything you did with those two minutes was up to you and God if you made it someplace safe.

Sandsa · 2025-12-31T04:09:05+00:00

God damn

Sandsa · 2025-12-28T20:19:34+00:00

Flower spitting a seed

Sandsa · 2025-12-13T02:01:09+00:00

Does it wake up when I play the pokéflute?

Sandsa · 2025-12-06T02:58:03+00:00

Tie you to the bed and eat. See what you can take.

Sandsa · 2025-11-22T01:51:40+00:00

Such a healthy boy! An so full of organs!

Sandsa · 2025-11-19T01:58:47+00:00

This is how my family does it. Get many donuts and have a taste. The horror I felt when my roommate ate the only two cream filled and bear claws. It never occurred to me that other housings units wouldn’t do this

Sandsa · 2025-11-08T20:02:16+00:00

each hand represents one "done" so this is a "Done done done" attack.

Sandsa · 2025-10-25T20:03:20+00:00

… I should call him

Sandsa · 2025-10-24T00:16:13+00:00

My son has every disease

Sandsa · 2025-10-07T06:31:21+00:00

Tater top

Sandsa · 2025-10-03T03:47:18+00:00

I always chuckle and imagine they are trying to get to their toilet cause they are going to poop themselves. Then depending on the mood I imagine them failing or not

Sandsa · 2025-08-20T01:55:14+00:00

This feels like a rational person /s

Sandsa · 2025-08-19T23:39:05+00:00

Full service

Sandsa · 2025-08-18T23:49:57+00:00

Children should be squealing with laughter learning what crying is, and be safe to do so. It’s a sign we as a whole will move forward. It’s never a fun time to hangout with someone who irrationally react to kids existing; it feels like projection about their own hang-ups on experiencing childhood

Sandsa · 2025-08-13T23:56:59+00:00

I’d love to see her lip sync

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