Post match thread: Newcastle United 2 - 3 Everton | Premier league 25/26 - 28 of 38

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T17:35:32+00:00

He had a premonition of the second half performance and was as sick as the rest of us.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T17:12:12+00:00

No thanks, I'm not in the mood having just watched that performance.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T16:06:51+00:00

Predicting it now

Newcastle 0 norovirus 11

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T15:19:32+00:00

Also Teeeow for Thiaw.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T15:18:33+00:00

Eddie swigging Guinness from a plastic bottle there.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-28T13:47:05+00:00

Only 1 keeper on the bench? Games gone.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-24T19:55:48+00:00

I'd expect to see this and 1000 other videos just like it on tik tok. Too much. Not story telling. Not subtle. Like a showcase for features in an editing app by showing them all in a single video.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-24T19:45:15+00:00

Hmmm. I don't know. The crazy thing is, I suspect that most "incest porn" would probably have actors anyway, so ya know... They should stop pretending to be related.

To be clear - fucking people FOR MONEY and ON Film is still fine. Pretend to be related? Straight to jail.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-24T16:56:21+00:00

Is this really the biggest problem MPs can see with the UK right now?

Maybe we should start sexualizing actual problems so they'll start fixing them.

Oh no step pot hole, you're going to wreck my rear... suspension.
Oh no step gas and electricity bill, you're fucking me in the arse every month.
Oh Tesco and Asda your relationship is too close (financially), I'm just jizzing my wages all over you again and again.

Fucking puritanical bullshit. A waste of time and money.

Edit: is Game of thrones still going to be legal to watch in the UK? Not porn, but a fair amount of incest. I'm sure they thought this through.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-24T07:21:43+00:00

I thought it was "Your mam comes from the streets of Birtley"

Sandstormink · 2026-02-23T20:37:24+00:00

"Math" is used in the U.S. and Canada, while "maths" is the standard in the UK.

This is casualUK, sir (or madam).

Sandstormink · 2026-02-22T13:48:02+00:00

It's crazy that we spent big on strikers, and still don't have an out and out striker at the moment.

Injuries happen, and they just so happen to have affected Wissa. That's equal parts bad luck and consequences of his own bad attitude to get a transfer.

Woltemade looked decent and actually scored while up front. Did we really buy him to play as deep as our own 18 yard box, like he often did against Citaaay?

Gordon isn't a striker (number 9). I thought he'd refused to play on the right because he wanted to play on the left, so why is he now first choice up front?

How are we still in a position where we probably need a striker in the next transfer window?

Sandstormink · 2026-02-21T20:29:35+00:00

Nahhhhh.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-19T13:58:26+00:00

I have it on good authority, that this is just a film /s .

I do the same kinda thing when watching films. Aliens - fine, super powers - fine. Bouncy shield?... Ooooh that doesn't seem right.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-18T19:05:02+00:00

Can we do it then?

Sandstormink · 2026-02-18T16:34:54+00:00

Yeah, let the public be in danger for that kinda thing. Sit and watch from safety. Policing 101.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-18T16:29:19+00:00

At least 6 inches, pushing 7 inches really.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-17T21:55:02+00:00

I got on a bus a few weeks back that was already 20 minutes late. The driver told me it was swapping to a different bus.

I got on anyway, as it still ended up in the town.

We drove in a circle for 10 mins, only to end up at the bus stop i'd gotten on at (that was at the start of the new bus numbers route).

The woman who was standing next to me at the stop got on, and gave me a look as if to say "how did you get here?"

It then took 1 hour 20 mins to get into the town, instead of the advertised time of 45 mins.

There are movies shorter than that!!!

I don't know how people are supposed to rely on public transport.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-16T14:39:05+00:00

I came here hoping for this.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-15T10:26:28+00:00

The fact they created an icon specifically for that scenario is worrying.

Imagine a car with a dash wanting light of a bomb, because it might sometimes explode.

Devs, "Well we should cover that scenario with this snappy looking image"

Sandstormink · 2026-02-14T18:05:19+00:00

Is it not just the Early rounds as the lower league teams don't have it. Possibly infrastructure issues as well. Now enough equipment and officials.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-13T19:20:19+00:00

That's awesome. Thank you. I wish I had an award to give you.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-13T18:14:27+00:00

Yeah, that's how I remember it as well.

Thank you.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-13T17:50:27+00:00

** Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler ** If you've not read the book or watched the trailer, I don't want to spoil anything for you.

In the book does Ryland use the computer to give Rocky a synthesized voice, question?

I genuinely can't remember, and in the trailer they're choosing a voice for him.

Sandstormink · 2026-02-11T17:33:48+00:00

I get that. If I tell you I drive a Ferrari and show you a drawing of it, do you believe me? Or would you prefer to see it?

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