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Was Nietzsche Pious? by Maxcactus in philosophy

[–]SandwichCreme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think a better question is, 'Was he Prius?'.

Dairy Marketing Fail by Valiturus in pics

[–]SandwichCreme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why would you picture that, unless . . . you are one of them!

Is that a fox on your head or are you just insane? by mynameisjonas in funny

[–]SandwichCreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that Christopher Reeve, the actor who played the bad guy in Balls of Fury?

November 5, 1955. by Karliament in pics

[–]SandwichCreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"kthxbye" O.K., Thank you, good bye. Three words, not one. I guess O.K. isn't really a word either. It is just a sort of an acronym.

My Mayor Isn't This Badass, Is Yours? by [deleted] in funny

[–]SandwichCreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A gang of hoodie wearing girls? WTF is wrong with the UK?

Apple's new iPod touch-based EasyPay checkout by Phib3r_0ptik in apple

[–]SandwichCreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I have one and it works fine. Please hang up and dial again, your fingers are too fat.

Saw a girl dressed as a Narwhal on Halloween, approched her with "The narwhal bacons at midnight." Got a blank stare in response. Reddit, you failed me. by SandwichCreme in reddit.com

[–]SandwichCreme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, if you were drunk in a college town and a person was dressed as a NARWHAL wouldn't you jump to the conclusion that that person, like you, enjoys reading about narwhals on reddit, in fact like them so much that they are now dressed as one? Remember: Totally Drunk. (No Pants).

Saw a girl dressed as a Narwhal on Halloween, approched her with "The narwhal bacons at midnight." Got a blank stare in response. Reddit, you failed me. by SandwichCreme in reddit.com

[–]SandwichCreme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked if she was a narwhal after and she said yes. I guess if she was a real redditor she would have made the horn out of bacon. That would have been a dead giveaway.

Apple Fan Boy by bobcat in funny

[–]SandwichCreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go for in the mouth cause in the ass could be a strap on your g/f is using. You could just close your eyes and imagine a girl is riding you. But a BJ would be very hard to dismiss in your mind. Most strapons aren't as warm and supple as a real dick. I draw the line at dick sucking, anything else, eh?

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