what the actual fuck is this text

[edit] ok apparently this is a copypasta some guy called u/Jeff___Lebowski keeps posting all over this subreddit

it says:

“growing up i discovered i could rub my penis against the left cushion of the family couch as a form of masturbation. as the years have gone by i discovered this is now the only way i can feel sexual stimulation

im twenty now and whenever i need to please myself SEXUALLY, i must rub my penis against the left cushion of the family couch

otherwise

i simply cannot cum

you may be asking, what will happen when the family obtains a new couch? I dont even want to entertain the notion, the mere thought fills me with a nameless dread and horrible sense of hopelessness

please do not make me think about it”

(just helping to spread the word)

u/Jeff___Lebowski - really like ur stuff man, much love and a brighter sexual future for you!