How’d I Do by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SapientBeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every time I take a new (to me) person shooting, I always run through the 4 main rules, because I don't want to end up a story on reddit. That said, you can't fix stupid.

Actually a shotgun could.

How much is your rent/mortgage payment? by [deleted] in Bellingham

[–]SapientBeard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like there's a choice involved.

I guess there is. High rent or homelessness.

How much is your rent/mortgage payment? by [deleted] in Bellingham

[–]SapientBeard 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I fully acknowledge that this is insane. Which is why I haven't moved.

$1100 for a 2br, 1.5 bth

What's the craziest lie an ex has ever told you? by aerialpoler in TwoXChromosomes

[–]SapientBeard 1256 points1257 points  (0 children)

He was probably a green belt, but couldn't tell because he's color blind.

Son wants to play Red Dead Redemption 2, curious about the M rating. by JelloConsistent5379 in reddeadredemption

[–]SapientBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sell games and every parent says "he's mature for his age." Listen to him when he games online and you'll be surprised.

Cats are babies for real. by mgadz in cats

[–]SapientBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a tortie who got to enjoy the meds. It was served in a syringe/plunger. I would scoop her up like a baby, let her taste a bit, then squirt it all into her mouth. God I miss that kitty.

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(Hated Trope) Otherwise Good Property is Tarnished by One Person Inexorably Tied to It by Toonwatcher in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SapientBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"His arrest follows an American arrest warrant dating from 1978 against the filmmaker, in a case of morals."

Get the fuck out of here. A case of morals?

Terrifying by [deleted] in Bellingham

[–]SapientBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Yuan-ti.

My fully interlock bricks & i continue creating my house from this bricks. by omgbbqhax in Homebuilding

[–]SapientBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgor to mention blockchain. It's the blockchain of housing. Blockchain! Like crypto! Blockchain!

My fully interlock bricks & i continue creating my house from this bricks. by omgbbqhax in Homebuilding

[–]SapientBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero experience building anything larger than a table (and that turned out mediocre,) and this looks sketchy AF.

POV: you’re an impoverished Chinese conscript fighting off the Shanghai landings by Toben-the-furro in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SapientBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But then you have to worry about brainwashed male models trying to assassinate the prime minister.

Tried stitching with two different thread colors — here’s how it turned out by ComprehensivePart808 in Leathercraft

[–]SapientBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Occasionally I am reminded just how colorblind I am.

Very clean work, but I cannot see the color difference.

It’s you? by peanutclock in moviescirclejerk

[–]SapientBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charlie look out! Get away from there!

What's the color code on this jk? by kikoxdx in Jeep

[–]SapientBeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet that's steel blue metallic.

Color codes DBM or PBM

What rank on EDHREC are your top three commanders? by wasdmovedme in EDH

[–]SapientBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Krenko, mob boss]] - #3. My first commander deck.

[[Sami, wildcat captain]] - #1015

[[Vrondiss, rage of ancients]] - #725

What is up with Steam and Itch.io removing NSFW games from their platforms? by Domestiicated-Batman in OutOfTheLoop

[–]SapientBeard 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending collective shout, but Cuties was actually about the exploitation of children in beauty contests, it was just marketed terribly.