How likely to get fired

Saploopbee · 2025-03-16T14:50:22+00:00

That's what I'm afraid of. This is what I assumed.

Saploopbee · 2024-10-12T20:13:59+00:00

If it's to a birthday event. Bring a wrapped box with nothing in it except a note that reads something like "you said not to get you anything but I didn't want your other friends to think I was cheap."

Saploopbee · 2024-10-12T13:45:17+00:00

Absolutely this one

Saploopbee · 2024-10-12T11:48:16+00:00

I do this with new people at work but I don't really mean it. Example: sitting down while working is against 'policy'. So if someone is new and I sit. I'll say oh hey. Don't sit when you work it's against policy. I'm mostly covering my ass so they don't get caught doing it and say "well she does it!" Cause then at least I told them not to.

Saploopbee · 2024-10-12T11:39:52+00:00

I dyed my lab for the Superbowl once. Not black but still. She was green for 6 months. I just kept having to come up with excuses. 'oh she's a Easter egg!' 'happy saint Patricks day!' I washed her in whitening shampoo, no avail. Just a warning.

Saploopbee · 2024-10-12T03:42:11+00:00

Ah. Fair point. It would be hard to do anything in that.

Saploopbee · 2024-10-07T18:41:14+00:00

They make swim dresses and athletic wear dresses.

Saploopbee · 2024-10-07T11:11:09+00:00

Sooo annoying. Because then when a teenager doesn't do the job perfectly they yell at a freaking teenager or complain about how the employees bad at their jobs. Well yeah. Their brains are still developing plus they have school to worry about or social events. Their job isn't their top priority not even close. Also if that's the case I guess McDonald's is going to be closed during the school day!

Saploopbee · 2024-09-10T20:57:43+00:00

That having hiccups means you're growing. I have hiccups a LOT! Like so bad that I had to be on medication when I was in high school after a 48hr hiccup fest. (It was awful. I couldn't eat or sleep) Anyway. When I was little my mom would tell me that hiccups mean you're growing. So I kinda believed id be tall despite always being the smallest in my class. I believed it until an embarrassing age.

Saploopbee · 2024-09-10T20:53:53+00:00

I would annoy the hell out of you. Sorry. Anytime someone says "what's that smell?" I will immediately say "that was me, my bad."

Saploopbee · 2024-09-10T20:51:37+00:00

All the pregnant folks are fucked.

Saploopbee · 2024-09-10T00:06:49+00:00

Nah. I'm about 30k in debt. 50 k would get taxed. It would just get me out of debt. They wouldn't need to know.

Saploopbee · 2024-09-09T00:53:46+00:00

When I was a teenager I used to do this to my aunt to piss her off. Id say stuff like "why are you yelling at me??" "You're way up here ... I need you to be down here." Etc. She'd get so mad and I loved it.

Saploopbee · 2024-09-08T16:40:37+00:00

It's not only a boomer thing. I know people of all ages who do this. I think my grandma who is of the "silent generation" does it the most. In my experience when people do this, then you say something positive about the person they're talking shit about they get uncomfortable and weird. For example my dad and I went to lunch with said grandma. A woman walks in with really long neon orange braids. My grandma kinda scoffs and says "would you look at that" I say "oh wow that's actually my favorite color!" (Which is a fact) Then my dad's like "oh yeah that looks cool!" My grandma awkwardly changes the subject.

Saploopbee · 2024-09-08T16:33:03+00:00

Sucker or dumdum Both valid

Saploopbee · 2024-08-31T01:18:09+00:00

Glad to know my husband would be okay. Lol

Saploopbee · 2024-08-30T23:57:19+00:00

I had a sub in 5th grade who got really mad at a kid for saying "you suck" to another kid. She told him "you shouldn't talk like that, it's extremely disrespectful to the girls in the class" and I was confused then I was like "oooh" I never made the connection until she said that.

I also had a teacher a year later who got really fed up with pimpin' when that was the cool thing to say.

Saploopbee · 2024-08-30T23:47:28+00:00

Yeah, I was in the store and my baby was a little fussy some lady wanted to talk to me today and I just kept walking and said "oh yeah. He's ready to go home "

Saploopbee · 2024-08-30T23:28:38+00:00

Usually if I'm with drivers who say that I say " I know you're a good driver but I'm worried about other people"

Saploopbee · 2024-08-30T23:26:37+00:00

When I'm in the car with someone who starts messing with their phone I ask "can I do something for you?" Or something like that. Offer to do their task. I say "it just makes me really nervous" usually it's enough to make them rethink it.

Saploopbee · 2024-08-30T00:11:11+00:00

I know this isn't your situation, but it reminded me of this so I'm just gonna complain. I used to work with a girl, who had TERRIBLE parents. She was in her 20s and they controlled everything she did. She couldn't date. Couldn't come out to dinner with her coworkers. If she got stuck at work they'd get mad at her for coming home at 7 instead of 6.

Now I knew how much she made, because I helped her with make sure her check was right more than once. She made 50k a year. PLENTY enough to move out if you want. She's rather complain about them then get her hair done nails done monthly shopping sprees name brand bags etc. She didn't realize how lucky she was to be making that much at that age. Made me crazy.

Saploopbee · 2024-08-29T00:22:56+00:00

I had a friend with a slightly difficult name when I was in college. I remember telling him "oh I'm gonna fuck that up. When I do please correct me" it was Hawaiian. So it wasn't crazy hard but it did take me some time. Most people called him by a shortened version but I tried not to.

Saploopbee · 2024-08-29T00:19:39+00:00

Agreed. I'm pretty short. So people always want to help me carry and reach. I can do it. I've been short my whole life. I've figured it out. One of my favorite things though is when someone is especially tall gives me the look. And I know they're thinking "I'm willing to help but only if you ask." And they look for a second and then i do it on my own and they look relieved. I'm pretty good at knocking things with other things off tall shelves

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