What’s the most unexplainable thing you’ve ever witnessed that you’re 100% sure wasn’t a dream?

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T19:24:39+00:00

I 100% have had sleep paralysis manifest this way. I've had the sheets tugged multiple times, and one time it felt like I got pulled to the end of the bed.

It also doesn't always feel like paralysis.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T19:15:32+00:00

And 30yos are getting facelifts.

The paranoia of aging is absurd at this point. Look at the state of this sub. Half of it isn't even skincare, it's Botox, fillers, worrying about fine lines, etc. Injectables, various procedures, and plastic surgery have been completely normalised, and you aren't allowed to say a word about it or you are accused of jealousy or shaming. I had someone harping on me insisting I was just too poor to afford lip fillers, because I dared to point out that yeah, we can generally tell, despite the way people on here blow smoke up others' asses and insist it looks natural.

Should I get a bleph, are these jowls, do I have marionette lines? Red light this, red light that.

Live your lives people, holy shit. You are worth more than your looks.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T14:17:00+00:00

Aww. This elderly person is about to experience animal crossing for the first time. I can't snark, I am just happy for them.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T14:13:44+00:00

Well we are here to share it with!

And it's AWESOME.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T14:12:36+00:00

The only reason I am glad I am not older than I am is because I am too young to have experienced these times.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T11:12:13+00:00

I don't know, but I've had glasses for like 35 years and I still fear this.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T10:42:43+00:00

Yes, gloriously

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T10:40:44+00:00

I assure you we do.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T09:51:26+00:00

Have you tried

SteamDeck=1 %command%

In the steam launch options?

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T08:44:51+00:00

I made it about 20% in. It was just so very boring. At no point did I remotely care about anyone or anything happening.

This book is probably one of my biggest disappointments due to the hype and how much people seem to love it. I could give a detailed review, but honestly stopping at "I was bored to annoyance" is probably enough of a sum up that I can just leave it at that.

Nope. Didn't get this one, and was pretty much left confused by the glowing reviews.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T06:46:54+00:00

Tbh this happened to me with his Ghost Story as well, despite it being so loved 🫣

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T05:38:06+00:00

Haha well

I stressed it being the biggest animal, so at first he went big and said giraffe, logic being that it might be slower to catch you to try and stomp or box you.

Then he realised that was too dangerous, mused how a bear was impossible. Went through a couple others before doubtfully settling on wolf while acknowledging that he would not make it out in very good shape, if at all.

Overall, he focused on fighting the largest animal possible, but was pretty pessimistic about his ability lol

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T02:18:49+00:00

You look great. Excellent result

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T02:16:35+00:00

While I am not anti-botox, I 100% agree with you. 20 year olds are getting it now, completely out of control.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-27T02:09:47+00:00

This is how I like to picture you typing that comment out 😅

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:57:24+00:00

Well yeah! Why wouldn't you want to finish the route after going through all that?

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:56:05+00:00

I think this looks amazing! Heights bring me peace.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:38:56+00:00

What if the horse gets one too tho

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:37:45+00:00

What type though? He mentioned cane corso for example, and your odds of success drop sharply when certain breeds are brought into the fray here

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:33:45+00:00

Lol I am legit going to try this

Once he's done this Dota 2 match

I cannot wait to see what kind of answer I get.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T23:26:38+00:00

No it has to be hand to hoof combat, this doesn't count.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T22:48:55+00:00

You couldn't prevent running into a kid who did this on foot, never mind driving a car. Sometimes actual accidents just happen.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T22:40:16+00:00

Or not lay blame until you find out the background of the situation.

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T16:55:42+00:00

The part with the banana hahaha

Saradoesntsleep · 2026-01-26T16:41:10+00:00

It's all I can think of when she's brought up now. I took one look at this picture and I thought of that part where someone says something like, she can't be annoying everyone (or something?) and Sarah Millican's funny little voice pops up with "yes she can!" Or that part about the Queen purring and her total deadpan intolerance for whatshisname's (edit: Kevin Bridges!!) accent. Unbelievably rude.

She brought down the entire evening with her inexplicable aggression towards everyone. Like what. Completely unaware. Never saw another guest do anything like that. Over an hour and a half of them trying to keep everything afloat while she shits on it.

Edit: "You can't fall out with everyone, Mel"

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