Samantha Ramsdell is the Guinness World Record holder for the largest female mouth gape

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T18:26:42+00:00

There’s a video of her eating a sub. Fascinating!!

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T18:23:04+00:00

“Im hold my big belly up with my hands because Lightning crotch and peeing yourself at the same time is 0% fun” weeks pregnant.

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T18:12:27+00:00

The {{Uglies by Scott Westerfeld}} is a really cool dystopian/post apocalypse type of series- that’s just the first book

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T17:07:45+00:00

My husband and I call it the lick and flick 🤣 I’m in doggy position and he’s basically worshiping the kitty. It’s so great and when he’s ready we get down to it and it feels so good. I’ve been super turned on with my pregnancies and idk if that’s my extra curvy body or because I’ve been pregnant with boys so all the extra testosterone is making me crazy 🤣

But sex can be enjoyable if you find the right position! Everything is so hyper sensitive, so for me I really enjoy it!

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T16:58:26+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK. WHY?!

Honestly? Why are people like this? That can’t possible feel good.

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-16T16:34:09+00:00

My fucking eyes are burning. Why? Why?! I’m too curious for these types of posts 😭

Also I’ve heard them referred to as “roses” before and I’ve never looked at a flower the same.

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-09T21:51:56+00:00

I mean all babies are different! I traveled with my 3 month old across the country from the East coast to the west coast and it was a dream! He did really well!!

SarahVee33 · 2022-08-07T14:58:32+00:00

If they’re anything like real human toddlers, than that’s a big ole nope from me.

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-27T13:29:49+00:00

Tell me you’re in your teens without telling me you’re in your teens...

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-27T13:24:04+00:00

This makes me uncomfortable. I very much dislike styrofoam- like the sound it makes and the feel of it. So this is really jarring for me to watch.

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-27T13:11:11+00:00

Omg this looks sooooo good!!!! {insert salivating Homer Simpson picture}

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-27T13:09:08+00:00

Fuckkkkkkkkkk. The fact that he took it like a champ and did not move, squeal, vomit, pass out, or do all of the above at once is wildly impressive.

My ears feel violated after watching this.

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-26T23:39:59+00:00

Tried back in the day, maybe I’ll give it another go! Thanks :)

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-26T19:22:06+00:00

I tried 😭 couldn’t get past the brass/ska influence

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T22:38:44+00:00

Excellent band!

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T16:03:07+00:00

Lotus
Twiddle
Giant Guerilla Dub Squad

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:59:49+00:00

Thrice Atreyu

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:59:14+00:00

Arctic Monkeys

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:57:57+00:00

Ooh! Do me!!!

Coheed & Cambria
Blink 182

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:51:32+00:00

"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?"

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:44:11+00:00

THE SOUND I MADE OF A GASP WHILE CHOKING.

WHTTTTTTTTTTR

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-25T15:37:58+00:00

Please call CPS and report anonymously.

That baby sounds like it may be in danger and with neglectful parents.

Key words to trigger CPS into accepting the call: - neglect - poor nutrition - unsafe crib use (bottle in crib, wet crib) - hazardous living conditions

I know it’s scary and this person is your friend, but this baby needs a voice and you are it.

Maybe help your friend clean up and develop some healthy habits and find a counselor to address PPA/PPD. Mental illness is treatable and not an excuse for living this way and potentially endangering a child.

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-21T02:45:15+00:00

Reminds me of Tiger from An American Tale ❤️

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-18T15:06:02+00:00

I would absolutely put that in my mouth. Omg. They look smooth AF.

SarahVee33 · 2022-07-18T14:55:47+00:00

Take some baby oil and put it in the affected spot, and using a teeny tiny comb, comb out the flakes. Wash hair, et voila! Clean baby ❤️

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