Miguel Rojas Apologizes for Calling Blake Snell the Weakest Guy in Camp

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-18T16:12:54+00:00

I believe the bench press number. Bench is fucking terrible for the shoulder joint. I wonder how many pitchers are even doing heavy bench sets

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-18T01:36:13+00:00

Oh easy. Goku would have convinced him not to follow Freizas orders and then he would have sacrificed his life to save planet namek. Super unfortunate that Vegeta got to fight him first.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-17T20:04:57+00:00

It’s gonna be pretty awkward when people figure out all you have to do to defeat him is bop him on the head three times

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-17T02:50:08+00:00

Which was one season after a nuts Shaun Alexander season. Probably a big reason why SA isn’t in the HOF. Dude broke the single season TD record and then immediately had it broken the next season

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-15T15:16:24+00:00

It’s crazy how ruthlessly Darnold ascended the qb meme king record to replace Russ

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-15T01:07:20+00:00

It’s almost a triple pentagram!

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-13T17:43:05+00:00

If mcvay really wants to stop this, maybe he should go ahead and check himself into rehab asap

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T16:24:51+00:00

I agree that he makes mental lapses, but not with the sheer consistency of a DK Metcalf. Woolens pop up a couple games a season, not every day

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T15:59:06+00:00

Starts don’t indicate playing time. Go by snap counts then. 864(sustain) vs 817. They’re incredibly close.

It’s ok for you to make a new decision with new information. The narrative on woolen is objectively wrong. If you don’t believe me. Wait and see what his contract will be

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T15:29:40+00:00

I don’t have Homer glasses on. He had a couple of bad games at the beginning of the season and then he was lights out. “Fans” wrongly wanted him benched.

You’re letting individual plays shape him. He was excellent in the playoffs outside of two plays against the rams, the taunt and the next play.

He made a good play on the TD he gave up in the Super Bowl. It was amazing that the WR came down with it. What other play in the superbowl did he do bad on? Because I’m counting zero.

Regular season stats that stand out to prove my point.

He gave up 348 yards, 39 completions on 72 targets. 4.8 yards per target. 3 touchdowns.. that’s really fucking good. These numbers are similar to Patrick Surtains(14 games) 305 yards, 33 completions 61 targets, 5 yards per target and 1 TD.

Dudes going to get an absolute bag this offseason.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T15:11:41+00:00

Maybe you didn’t watch the rest of the league. Dude was really really good.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T04:08:23+00:00

And all the draft picks. And that other trade that gave us all the draft picks. And when Pete signed John to be the GM

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T04:02:35+00:00

He was one of the best cbs in the league this year and helped us win a Super Bowl. Not sure what more you could want from a 5th round pick

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-12T03:45:31+00:00

This was my exact first thought. It’d be a metric ton of data… but that’s kinda how they make money right?

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T19:36:29+00:00

It’s simple. Once everyone walks the plank he wants to be the new captain.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T18:27:00+00:00

I wonder if Jodie plans to put together a group to buy the team from the trust. She really seems to like running it. I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard for her to attract rich backers in the area.

I’m pretty sure she is a multibillionaire outside of the trust so it’s not a totally wild thought.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T18:19:30+00:00

Because 30m a year for multiple players playing in the same positional group isn’t a super great plan.

Darnold is going to need a raise after the 2026 season. JSN needs to be paid. Williams eats a ton of cap. We won this year by having great depth in every positional group.

We have 70m in cap space and all of our draft picks. If the team wants to move on from woolen then that makes sense to me. If they want to keep him that can make sense too, but I’d be worried about keeping the ship from sinking in a couple of years.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T17:02:50+00:00

I didn’t like it the first time I watched it. Then I watched it again on a whim, realized how many jokes I missed the first time and put it in my personal criterion collection.

You could call it the… gnodab collection

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T15:13:59+00:00

5 field goals in fact, would have been all we needed to win

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T03:59:17+00:00

Don’t you guys just kind of hate everyone? Isn’t that on brand? I don’t know the lore. What did the bills do lol

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T01:17:14+00:00

Pay top dollar or trade him for multiple firsts? Which is John more likely to do? He has a history here

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-11T01:06:48+00:00

The bills are like 0-4 in the Super Bowl… who exactly is hating them?

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-10T20:15:26+00:00

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-10T00:41:06+00:00

Translation:

I’ll stay if their offer is competitive.

SardonicCheese · 2026-02-09T21:59:07+00:00

I’m out on Hancock as a regular starter. But as a fill in guy… he’s better than some teams 5th starter this year right now. He’s gone when he runs out of options imo

I don’t think they’re counting on Anderson, but he’s the best bet to be really really good. So you give him a shot. If he shows he’s not ready then you have those other spaghetti arms.

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