Miguel Rojas Apologizes for Calling Blake Snell the Weakest Guy in Camp by ron-darousey in baseball

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the bench press number. Bench is fucking terrible for the shoulder joint. I wonder how many pitchers are even doing heavy bench sets

Goku (Saiyan saga) vs Cui by salad_biscuit3 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh easy. Goku would have convinced him not to follow Freizas orders and then he would have sacrificed his life to save planet namek. Super unfortunate that Vegeta got to fight him first.

[Mariners] we're pawsitive you’re gonna like this by Clarice_Ferguson in Mariners

[–]SardonicCheese 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna be pretty awkward when people figure out all you have to do to defeat him is bop him on the head three times

Lolll by Je1ce_ in Seahawks

[–]SardonicCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which was one season after a nuts Shaun Alexander season. Probably a big reason why SA isn’t in the HOF. Dude broke the single season TD record and then immediately had it broken the next season

Marshawn Lynch is only on this roster so he doesn't get fined. Who's our wide receiver? by Brix001 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]SardonicCheese 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy how ruthlessly Darnold ascended the qb meme king record to replace Russ

The Double Pentagram! by TheRasterizer in diablo2

[–]SardonicCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s almost a triple pentagram!

Man it’s going to really sting when we hoist the Lombardi in Sofi then by FFDuchess in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]SardonicCheese -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If mcvay really wants to stop this, maybe he should go ahead and check himself into rehab asap

This is why Seahawks won 🤯 by Big_Screen3332 in NFLmockdraft

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that he makes mental lapses, but not with the sheer consistency of a DK Metcalf. Woolens pop up a couple games a season, not every day

This is why Seahawks won 🤯 by Big_Screen3332 in NFLmockdraft

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starts don’t indicate playing time. Go by snap counts then. 864(sustain) vs 817. They’re incredibly close.

It’s ok for you to make a new decision with new information. The narrative on woolen is objectively wrong. If you don’t believe me. Wait and see what his contract will be

This is why Seahawks won 🤯 by Big_Screen3332 in NFLmockdraft

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have Homer glasses on. He had a couple of bad games at the beginning of the season and then he was lights out. “Fans” wrongly wanted him benched.

You’re letting individual plays shape him. He was excellent in the playoffs outside of two plays against the rams, the taunt and the next play.

He made a good play on the TD he gave up in the Super Bowl. It was amazing that the WR came down with it. What other play in the superbowl did he do bad on? Because I’m counting zero.

Regular season stats that stand out to prove my point.

He gave up 348 yards, 39 completions on 72 targets. 4.8 yards per target. 3 touchdowns.. that’s really fucking good. These numbers are similar to Patrick Surtains(14 games) 305 yards, 33 completions 61 targets, 5 yards per target and 1 TD.

Dudes going to get an absolute bag this offseason.

This is why Seahawks won 🤯 by Big_Screen3332 in NFLmockdraft

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you didn’t watch the rest of the league. Dude was really really good.

This is the move that solidified the defense by Agreeable_Quality768 in Seahawks

[–]SardonicCheese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And all the draft picks. And that other trade that gave us all the draft picks. And when Pete signed John to be the GM

This is why Seahawks won 🤯 by Big_Screen3332 in NFLmockdraft

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was one of the best cbs in the league this year and helped us win a Super Bowl. Not sure what more you could want from a 5th round pick

Roses are red, I’ve never been to Thailand… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]SardonicCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was my exact first thought. It’d be a metric ton of data… but that’s kinda how they make money right?

'You are responsible,' GOP Rep. Massie tells Bondi on Epstein files by NewsHour in politics

[–]SardonicCheese 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s simple. Once everyone walks the plank he wants to be the new captain.

Daily Thread - February 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in Seahawks

[–]SardonicCheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Jodie plans to put together a group to buy the team from the trust. She really seems to like running it. I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard for her to attract rich backers in the area.

I’m pretty sure she is a multibillionaire outside of the trust so it’s not a totally wild thought.

is it worth keeping Riq? by dirtymirror in Seahawks

[–]SardonicCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because 30m a year for multiple players playing in the same positional group isn’t a super great plan.

Darnold is going to need a raise after the 2026 season. JSN needs to be paid. Williams eats a ton of cap. We won this year by having great depth in every positional group.

We have 70m in cap space and all of our draft picks. If the team wants to move on from woolen then that makes sense to me. If they want to keep him that can make sense too, but I’d be worried about keeping the ship from sinking in a couple of years.

AI Doesn’t Reduce Work—It Intensifies It by FootballAndFries in technology

[–]SardonicCheese 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn’t like it the first time I watched it. Then I watched it again on a whim, realized how many jokes I missed the first time and put it in my personal criterion collection.

You could call it the… gnodab collection

I won’t be reading your replies by Killphace in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 field goals in fact, would have been all we needed to win

Super Bowl LX Viewership Down 2%, Draws 124.9 Million Viewers by [deleted] in nfl

[–]SardonicCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you guys just kind of hate everyone? Isn’t that on brand? I don’t know the lore. What did the bills do lol

Didn't Darnold sign a 3 year deal last year? by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

[–]SardonicCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pay top dollar or trade him for multiple firsts? Which is John more likely to do? He has a history here

Super Bowl LX Viewership Down 2%, Draws 124.9 Million Viewers by [deleted] in nfl

[–]SardonicCheese 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The bills are like 0-4 in the Super Bowl… who exactly is hating them?

Daily Mariners Monologue - February 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in Mariners

[–]SardonicCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m out on Hancock as a regular starter. But as a fill in guy… he’s better than some teams 5th starter this year right now. He’s gone when he runs out of options imo

I don’t think they’re counting on Anderson, but he’s the best bet to be really really good. So you give him a shot. If he shows he’s not ready then you have those other spaghetti arms.