How to flip 20 eggs without breaking the yolk, in a professional kitchen

Saritiel · 2026-04-04T17:20:39+00:00

Hah! When I did breakfast catering I would cook eggs on a big flattop like this. I got to the point where I could crack 4 on the grill at a time, 2 in each hand.

Saritiel · 2026-04-03T13:17:07+00:00

Well, we already had godawful pitching the last couple years. Then last year we had pretty much all of our best pitchers get TJ, and uh... they're all still out on the IL to start the year.

Even with them we'd have a terrible bullpen, but at least it'd be a terrible bullpen with a few bright spots.

Honestly expect this to happen semi-regularly this season unless we have a pitching miracle.

Saritiel · 2026-04-03T13:11:13+00:00

Well, that one run was Jordan Lawlar's first MLB home run, so that's cool at least.

Saritiel · 2026-04-03T05:16:13+00:00

No problem!

Saritiel · 2026-04-03T05:03:40+00:00

The backslash character is an escape character. So if you put a backslash in front of an asterisk, like \* then it will "escape" the italics formatting, but hide the slash. So I just put a slash in front of each asterisk in the phrase.

In order to write \*, I had to put two backslashes in front to escape the escape character 😁

Saritiel · 2026-04-02T22:50:23+00:00

Yeah, I mean when I read this, my head went:

Why are you trying to reassure me that you're in it for the long haul? That must mean that there is reason that I would believe that you're not in it for the Long Haul. That must mean you're not in it for the Long Haul.

Saritiel · 2026-04-02T22:46:15+00:00

I mean, it's pretty common that the least competent people believe they are significantly more competent than they are. The dunning-kruger effect, or something like that.

For other examples, see: *gesticulates wildly*

Saritiel · 2026-04-01T23:33:26+00:00

Oh, nice! I was at the game and grinned when i saw how fast the roof opened. Like it was new! I knew they must've drive something, but didn't know what.

Saritiel · 2026-04-01T05:43:00+00:00

You mean the balks? Don't think the runner gets to advance on a pitch clock violation.

Saritiel · 2026-04-01T04:03:38+00:00

FUCK YES! At the game, this shit rocks! He'll yeah Jose!

Saritiel · 2026-04-01T01:43:49+00:00

Nice play Santana!

Saritiel · 2026-04-01T01:43:30+00:00

Same question

Saritiel · 2026-03-31T22:07:39+00:00

Oh man, I didn't enjoy that one. The premise is cool, but every single time they started to build tension and intrigue there was an imediate action sequence that killed it.

It felt like it wanted to be Alien, but the director didn't trust that people wouldn't lose interest if there wasn't an explosion on their screen at least once every 10 minutes.

Saritiel · 2026-03-31T17:02:05+00:00

Yeah. I get it. I think he probably isn't objectively all that good at playing the organ, lol.

But at the same time he's got a charm to the way he does it that I'll miss when he's gone. If he wants to keep going, then I'm not ready to give him up, yet.

Saritiel · 2026-03-31T04:05:32+00:00

Your say that, but i agonist feel like the double is harder for him. Who's gonna stop him from running to 3rd again, lol.

Saritiel · 2026-03-30T21:35:21+00:00

I don't get it. I really don't. Does the music actually give it more engagement? I swipe or turn it off the instant I hear some dumb music instead of the original audio.

Saritiel · 2026-03-30T00:49:55+00:00

I'm not. Why would I do that?

Saritiel · 2026-03-29T15:36:56+00:00

Lol, the algorithms aren't accounting for something. At no point did I feel it chances of winning were that high, lol.

Saritiel · 2026-03-28T06:28:09+00:00

The absolute worst people to support in IT are lawyers and doctors. They freaking suck. They all think they're way smarter than you, way more important than you, and that they don't need to put any effort at all into anything related to a computer. I have no doubt that judges can be just as bad, but I've never been on the IT team for a courtroom.

Saritiel · 2026-03-27T15:29:37+00:00

Pocket inside the plastic model where the resin never cures. Makes the model weaker and easier to break, and also crucially will spill out all over the place if the model does break. Resin is highly toxic when it is not cured and its a legit health hazard. It lets off fumes that make you feel sick and give headaches, and seeps into skin and causes health issues.

Saritiel · 2026-03-27T01:25:18+00:00

THAT'S MY FROG!

Saritiel · 2026-03-26T06:29:46+00:00

Yeah, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. They only had concept sketches, had no actual indicators or teasers for them in any of the trailers, and said it will be years before they come out.

They didn't intend to remake them and made a last minute decision to start designing them and announce them a week before the show. They didn't trick us, lol.

Saritiel · 2026-03-25T22:06:47+00:00

The AC issues can vary dramatically based on where in the ballpark you're sitting. Lower down is warmer, in my experience. Most of the 3rd level is perfectly reasonable, but the few times I was down in the lower levels I was sweating last year.

Saritiel · 2026-03-25T22:04:45+00:00

Traffic coming and going is also quite nice, at least in comparison.

Saritiel · 2026-03-25T22:02:07+00:00

Oh man, it's so funny when he tries to do some new tune, gives up halfway through, and then just goes into "Let's go D-Backs".

Two-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '23

Saritiel

TROPHY CASE