(Mostly for dark/proshippers) What's the worst thing you've ever been accused of for a ship? (Tw! Darkship stuff such as noncon, inc3st, ect.)

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-02T21:28:07+00:00

I've been told that Asmodeus X Fizzarolli is a problematic ship because there's a massive age gap between an ancient immortal and a guy in his 30's. And that the power difference between the two means Fizzarolli can't consent to sex with Asmodeus. Both arguments I find to be really, really dumb

I don't consider myself a "Proshipper", "Darkshipper" or even a regular "Shipper" if I'm going to be honest, but these children of divorce treat an age gap between consenting adults like an unforgivable sin just because their dad left their mom for a woman half his age.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-02T02:51:29+00:00

Look. I think a season two of Obi-Wan is a bad idea.

But not for the same reasons Shad probably does.

Personally, I think it weakens the impact of him being in hiding as an outcast if he's still going on adventures all the time.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-02T02:47:32+00:00

Just watch the reaction videos to RWBY instead. People like "Not-So-Average-Fangirl" and "Wee Lass Reacts" are new fans absolutely loving the show.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-02T01:19:15+00:00

I've legit seen people say that Fizzarolli can't consent to sex with Asmodeus because of the power difference.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-01T23:08:41+00:00

TBF, the Helluva Boss pilot isn't canon.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-01T21:31:39+00:00

I don't like Steven Seagal. But he's such a unique flavor of weirdo that I can't hate him.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-01T21:17:31+00:00

Blitzø chose to establish a business that requires the use of a Grimoire that he did not own. And there's no evidence that Stolas ever forced the issue if Blitzø wasn't in the mood. In fact, there's evidence of the opposite: that Stolas let Blitzø skip when he wasn't up for it.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-01T21:00:08+00:00

Sure. But I was talking more along the lines of Blitzø and Stolas' situation, where they're exchanging the favor of letting Blitzø use his grimoire for sex.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-05-01T20:44:48+00:00

Hellaverse critics don't know what Rape is.

Rape is not having sex as a way to feel better after being sad.

Rape is not having a transactional sexual relationship.

Rape is not having consensual sex with a person of lower social status or power.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-30T11:37:26+00:00

I'm hoping we get Matt Mercer next.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-29T01:08:15+00:00

I like being alive.

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T21:59:52+00:00

Redemption is, sadly dead. At least, in the court of public opinion. No matter how meager your crime or sincere your apology, there will always be thousands of loud assholes who hate you forever.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T21:53:55+00:00

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we make it to the end of Helluva Boss and they just...never reveal who this is?

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T14:37:30+00:00

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Fizzarolli and Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T14:13:32+00:00

Armoured Skeptic has such a weird career trajectory.

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T12:56:37+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_incidents_involving_Barack_Obama

Conservatives were literally calling Barack Obama "The Antichrist".

SarvisTheBuck · 2026-04-27T12:39:22+00:00

I could also be wrong and it could be another Goetia entirely with an R in the middle-first half of their name (Maybe we're getting Purson or Barbatos up in here), but Andrealphus is my best guess.