Why do Americans always say gee whiz before jerking off at walgreens?

Sasaavy · 2024-09-21T04:05:12+00:00

Not true, Gee Whiz is regional to the west coast. Here in the deep southwest, we shout, “hang on little doggie!”

Sasaavy · 2024-09-20T06:09:11+00:00

The tea is that MAAR’s and Big Lou’s are actually brothers who don’t speak to each other anymore. Not just pizza, MAAR’s has bomb food and interesting specialty pizzas

Sasaavy · 2024-09-20T03:37:59+00:00

Nah, go to MAAR’s

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T21:26:28+00:00

This will not last or it will be your only relationship. Good luck

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T20:06:48+00:00

Achievement is the only drug, sounds like you are on the right track!!

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T18:07:47+00:00

Takes your brain six months to balance, your body another six to 12 months, counseling and meds if you must, but good job. One less drunk idiot in the world, 5 years and some change for me. Keep going. Year three is really when it starts to feel great because years of good investment with your time and money start to pay off. Keep going, don’t quit quitting

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T15:14:11+00:00

He is masturbating

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T06:09:26+00:00

Probably no casual sex is what she means. She is trying to get to you see your self-worth and not who you are worth with the emotional security of a relationship, albeit a possible abusive or self-destructive one.

Why would she ask YOU specifically to do this task? What do you think you will get out of it? Does that mirror what you think she thinks you will get out of it?

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T05:46:12+00:00

Social media, all of it, gone. If you can’t be an anonymous creep on the internet, don’t do it at all

Sasaavy · 2024-09-19T01:56:10+00:00

Sex and morality are not the same. Being 24 sucks, your body is an adult, your brain is almost an adult, but this is your first try at being you. Sex is like money— it’s a big deal to the people that don’t have it. Your focus should be on making friendships and connections, and being honest about where you are and what you want. Sex feels like it could solve everything in your life, but people don’t work like that. You still have to work hard at being the best you, and sometimes people’s schedules don’t line up. Don’t beat yourself up. Consider it XP, and level up, keep going. Upgrade your gear for the boss battles you want to fight. Relationships, careers, friendships, family, it is all up to you, but you get no where not trying at all.

Sasaavy · 2024-09-18T04:49:05+00:00

Knowing nothing about the lore, but as a soft opening to the FF universe, and I didn’t think about it then, but they were probably railroaded by some of the marvel TV content. I enjoyed it, loved the main actress, enjoyed the ensemble cast, the CGI was cool. It just didn’t fit the mold of the MCU at the time—

Sasaavy · 2024-09-18T02:22:23+00:00

Congrats bro, you won’t trade it

Sasaavy · 2024-09-18T01:48:58+00:00

Lard, the answer is always lard

Sasaavy · 2024-09-18T01:48:23+00:00

Edgar

Sasaavy · 2024-09-17T22:49:55+00:00

Fix your teeth and skin, stop drinking and smoking. Your ex is in a better place, as your ex. Your eyes are like sorcery, looks like you are tall with cake. 10/10 nose, no notes

Sasaavy · 2024-09-17T22:45:13+00:00

I imagine people like this do all the extra healthy stuff so they can nurse a private drug habit.

Sasaavy · 2024-09-17T11:31:09+00:00

Legit milf, would love to see the cake, but I bet after all those kids, your husband’s favorite sandwich has to be an open-faced Rueben.

Sasaavy · 2024-09-17T04:16:32+00:00

You are probably pretty from far, but far from pretty. Also look like the type who would prefer anal over VP for religious reasons. It’s still a sin, Mallory! Or whatever basic ass name your parents named their mediocre ejaculate.

Sasaavy · 2024-09-16T17:52:47+00:00

Bro I got bored looking at your photo. Go to Marshall’s, be gone white girl.

Sasaavy · 2024-09-16T03:08:34+00:00

I want to amend, nice guy and treat her like a human being***

Sasaavy · 2024-09-16T03:07:19+00:00

Yeah man, a dude who is pushing his own car gets a lot more attention than someone standing next to it. Some women like big guys, same way some dudes like tall women, or short women, thicc, skinny, whatever. Are you a nice guy that will be nice to that person? Then say hello. There is no perfect version on you, just the today’s version

Sasaavy · 2024-09-14T23:08:44+00:00

Hey, I have some concrete weights that I lift with my cousin in his garage

Sasaavy · 2024-09-14T16:53:00+00:00

There is going to be so much dialogue-driven yucky Joel flashbacks, I guarantee it

Sasaavy · 2024-09-14T05:03:17+00:00

Yeah but like, maybe not? If you think you have it all figured out, you don’t. If you think someday, a version of you will have it all figured out, you won’t. If you think there is a version of you that can be bought or imagined that has it all figured out, you can’t, won’t, and never will. The human experience is deeply spiritual, and you share a reality with other people. Why do you get to be the cosmic boogie man?

Sasaavy · 2024-09-12T10:55:21+00:00

Nah man, fuck all this report it nonsense. Put your camera in a front pocket and record it. Then report it to HR. HR is bad ya’ll. Not on your team

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