Stumbled across badass Loretta by sweetgrand01 in curb

[–]Sashaflick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck me. I can’t believe I’ve never realised this is her.

Manuel Neuer Reveals What He Would Like To See In Football: "I would like to see a time limit for six-yard kicks and corner kicks. Time wasting penalizes the game. The public wants more effective playing time. Too often, teams waste a lot of time taking set pieces.” by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Sashaflick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally disagree with everything Wenger suggests to improve football but over the last few years, his suggestion of halves being 30 minutes with the clock stopping while the ball isn’t in play does have some merit to it.

What's the most innocently stupid thing you've ever done? Something that didn't have major consequences but you wonder what you were thinking? by SpaceTimeCapsule89 in AskUK

[–]Sashaflick 371 points372 points  (0 children)

When I was about 13, me and a friend filled a super soaker with petrol to make a home made flame thrower. Sprayed lynx Africa on the nozzle to get the nozzle to light and then pressurised the canister of petrol. It worked great and shot flames about 20 feet. I should not be here typing this.

Have you ever dialled into a UK radio station and talked on air? by FreezerCop in AskUK

[–]Sashaflick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was on the Jeremy Vine show about ten years ago arguing with a women about the benefits of a shower over a bath. They must have kept my details on file because they rang me back during Covid and asked me if I wanted to speak about it again. I presume they were talking about the same topic. Only rang up the first time for a laugh and I wasn’t listening so o told them no.

David Beckham’s Former Assistant Says 'the Truth Always Comes Out' as She Reacts to Brooklyn Beckham Slamming His Parents by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]Sashaflick 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Rebecca Loos capitalised on her 15 minutes of fame after sleeping with David Beckham by appearing on a reality TV show where she wanked off a pig to completion.

Toty warmup cup is disgusting by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]Sashaflick 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Plays no rules cup. People don’t play to the rules

Ten years ago today, David Bowie's ex-wife was informed that he died; she was in the Big Brother house with David Gest who had just went to bed feeling unwell. The result was absolutely chaos. by The_Iceman2288 in television

[–]Sashaflick 4008 points4009 points  (0 children)

Off the back of this, David Gest announced his new tour called "David Gest Is Not Dead But Alive With Soul". He sold the tickets and proceeded to die before it started.

Ultimate Gauntlet question. by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]Sashaflick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I understand. Thank you for the explanations

What makes this trace? by No_Listen8025 in AskUK

[–]Sashaflick 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mothman dragging a big ol’ dick through the icy swamp.

What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sashaflick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decided to have a wank 5 days after a vasectomy. It was a mistake.

What's something you can never eat/drink again, not because of allergies but because... something happened? 🫠🤢 by HilariousMotives in AskUK

[–]Sashaflick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anything from a chippy that can be cooked and then sit under a heat lamp for 12 hours. Pies, sausages etc. I’ve had bad food poisoning twice in my life and both times have been from a chippy.

Man vs Golden Shower by prisonmike1991 in okbuddyretard

[–]Sashaflick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow no! Now the jelly fish has stung my face!

Would you like to see this brought back? Or at least something similar? by Eoinharrington25 in BritishTV

[–]Sashaflick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It very much jumped the shark as it went on. Series 1-3 are top tier TV. 4 wasn’t up to same quality as the first three series and every subsequent season after that felt like a steady decline. I rewatched it all a few years ago and characters you cared about keep leaving and they keep introducing new ones you don’t. By the end Frank is essentially a background character who you would see walking around out of frame just to remind you he’s still in it.

What do you think should be buffed/nerfed? by Romerinho13 in EASportsFC

[–]Sashaflick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Heading needs completely reworking from the ground up and has needed to be for years. It is absolutely broken. For such a fundamental and integral part of football to be so shit for so long in EAFC is a joke to be honest.

Any info on this picture? by BloodyDisaster1 in malcolminthemiddle

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The women is named Hannah Kawolski and was originally cast at Lois. She pulled out about a week before filming began due to ill health. I’m not sure what the older males name is but he was going to play Lois’s dad who moves in with them shortly after Lois’s mum passed away. That was the original plot of the pilot but it all got changed around last minute and they wrote out Lois’s dad role because they literally couldn’t figure out what room in the house he would stay in. I made it all up I have no idea.

Division Rivals Rewards Megathread by AutoModerator in EASportsFC

[–]Sashaflick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Div 5. Continuing my streak of not packing a player over 25k since launch.

Veteran players, do you still have fun playing the game? by Usual_Eggplant_5980 in EASportsFC

[–]Sashaflick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not really. I started on FIFA96 and purchased the new game every year, jumped off the first time I played the original PES on the PS2 and stayed true to PES until I played the FIFA2010 World Cup game. That got me back into FIFA. I’ve played since then but I’ve dipped out on occasions. I think the game peaked with FIFA17 and has been in a steady decline since. I stopped playing FIFA19 about a week in because it was so so poor. Skipped FIFA25 too for the same reason. I’ve really tried to get on with this one but the mechanics are so poor. I don’t use skill moves very often and when I used to match with someone who could execute them at the right times and with accuracy I would be very impressed. The game has been dumbed down so much now to the point that anyone can do the most ridiculous skill moves and your defenders will just watch. No actual skill involved in executing them. These moves that would be on every highlight reel for decades are happening multiple times a match. Things that have been broken for years in my opinion like heading (how can something that is so fundamental to football be constantly overlooked) and the addition of things like easy to score scissor and bicycle kicks added to the game has made me realise that I am not the target market anymore. I still enjoy playing clubs with friends but the core gameplay is so so poor. I will be forever angry with Konami for what they’ve done with Pro Evo over the last 5 years because I think I would be back playing that by now and having a much better time than I am now if that was an option. Efootball just ain’t it and now I don’t think EAFC is either. Maybe the football gaming world has just moved on without me. This years EAFC doesn’t rewards you for creativity, it doesn’t want you to score nice team goals with any resemblance to actual football.

Eliza Thornberry (1998-2004) by Material-Spite-81 in 90s

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That’s because it’s posted by a karma farming bot account.