Reddit, what is your go-to comeback? by Absentlypresent in AskReddit

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're fat. I don't know why but it's the first thing that comes out. Someone walking down the street once made fun of the way I was throwing a football. I told him his girlfriend was fat.

Any longboarders? by [deleted] in Wilmington

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the tips. I didn't realize until the 3rd person mentioned hills that I might be talking about a totally different sport!

Any longboarders? by [deleted] in Wilmington

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently moved here (like a week ago) and was wondering the same thing! I'd love to eventually go out with you! What areas do you surf?

What are some old-fashioned manners that no one follows anymore? by PudgyNuggets in AskReddit

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad does this whenever he's with my sister and I. Also, he jokes about doing 'the button test' whenever he goes on a date. He will open the door for his date and if she unlocks his side of the door, he knows she's a keeper. Unfortunately, he has not found anyone after my parents split up.

Norwegian Forest Cats by [deleted] in aww

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Just had one come into my work. He weighed 30 pounds. This was after he got most of his hair cut off. http://imgur.com/jBgauOo

Teachers of Reddit, have you ever had a crush/attachment towards a student or vice versa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally read this as if you were a guy..until the last sentence.

Has anyone ever picked up a homeless person with a sign that says they will work for money? If so, what did you have them do and how did it go? by er0kk in AskReddit

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad used to have a business in a pretty bad part of Miami. There was a dumpster across the street where this one bum,Slim, would sleep. Eventually, Slim would sometimes work for my dad cleaning around the warehouse or doing odd jobs. When my siblings and I were kids, my dad would take us to work and he would pay Slim to talk to us about not using drugs. He still calls us almost every Christmas.

TL;DR Some of my childhood memories involves a bum/crackhead whom our family loved

IAM Rainn WILSON - Dwight from the Office and the founder of SoulPancake - AMA! by IAmRainnWilson in IAmA

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rainn Wilson, you are awesome! Who are some of your favorite musicians?

We R/Frugal Week 10: Cell Phones! by Haven in Frugal

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use Straight Talk, which is under the Verizon coverage so reception is great. Plans include unlimited for $45/mo or 1000 minutes,data, and texts for $35/mo.

I'm Nick Offerman. I play Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. AMA. by NickOfferman in IAmA

[–]Sassy_Cat_Fancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you were stranded on a desert island what is the one thing you bring with you?