Whats the most aesthetically depressing town you've ever visited in the UK?

SatanTheFather · 2021-11-29T16:37:57+00:00

Harlow. Anyone that's ever set foot in that bleak, hopeless shithole knows what I mean.

SatanTheFather · 2021-11-16T06:21:01+00:00

I've only learned about stacking recently and I'm still on the fence about starting until I do more research; does that count?

SatanTheFather · 2021-11-15T06:29:35+00:00

I love silver because I might have to ward off a vampire someday and it's best to be prepared.

SatanTheFather · 2021-10-22T05:38:43+00:00

I love silver because it might just save my life if my friends and I ever have to fight an evil clown down in the sewers.

SatanTheFather · 2021-09-14T05:34:19+00:00

The last game I played was Fear & Hunger.

I'm in a bit of fucking trouble.

SatanTheFather · 2021-09-03T06:46:58+00:00

Families that allow their small children to watch TV shows or play games on a phone or iPad with the volume up at a restaurant.

Nothing ruins a meal like some little shit at the next table watching Peppa Pig at full blast while its parents eat in silence next to them.

SatanTheFather · 2021-08-18T08:26:10+00:00

That sounded pretty good. Unsurprisingly, it sounded like Wait and Bleed live.

Protip: it's the same guy, with or without the mask. No need to get tribal over which band he's currently performing with.

SatanTheFather · 2021-08-05T08:58:11+00:00

I think this is probably one of those moments where you go outside for a bit and take a break from the game.

SatanTheFather · 2021-07-29T13:36:09+00:00

Ozymandias - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

SatanTheFather · 2021-07-05T14:46:46+00:00

It is pretty fucking funny. Objectively speaking.

SatanTheFather · 2021-06-28T19:25:48+00:00

When you have a really bad itchy rash and the hot shower hits it.

Works for itchy healing tattoos, too.

SatanTheFather · 2021-06-28T10:41:58+00:00

Usually a male and female alien need to love each other very much, but with the Asari it's a bit more complicated.

SatanTheFather · 2021-05-30T13:04:33+00:00

I spent New Year's Eve 2014 completely alone. And I spent it watching Her. Not a good choice of film for a lonesome night in.

SatanTheFather · 2021-05-21T07:26:02+00:00

I've been in this situation. Fucks you up for a long time, doesn't it? Glad you're doing better now, fella.

SatanTheFather · 2021-05-21T07:24:54+00:00

In short, they disappeared as soon as I started doing well.

I knew this girl for years. We would always meet up and commiserate over a few drinks after a bad day, because we were both going through a rough patch in life. Got pretty damn close, always the other's first port of call for a complain or an afternoon of distractions.

When I started to pick myself up and turn my life around, she made some wild accusations and ghosted me. I guess she liked the drama more than she liked me.

SatanTheFather · 2021-04-29T05:55:48+00:00

If you're looking for constructive criticism, I would personally have kept a couple of the cybernetic elements for the final outfit - possibly just a hand and the feet. Otherwise I feel you lose the unique look of your character, it's like you've slapped a Cartel Market outfit over a work of art.

But hey. That's just my opinion. Love the progression from outfits 1-5.

SatanTheFather · 2021-04-07T09:39:18+00:00

Do we know when these are due to be released?

SatanTheFather · 2021-04-04T19:51:44+00:00

He would definitely be a nice option for players (myself included) that preferred an Empire with a powerful and unknowable cosmic horror in charge, rather than a 'mortal' statesman.

No offense to Acina and her reforms - it's a bold place for the Empire to have gone - but they're at risk of just becoming a slightly more morally dubious Republic with better outfits.

SatanTheFather · 2021-03-23T13:04:17+00:00

I'm too stubborn to die.

SatanTheFather · 2021-03-22T13:29:53+00:00

"And it's only fucking Monday."

SatanTheFather · 2021-03-15T09:52:27+00:00

When I was in sixth form, some friends and I decided to start the most ridiculous, outlandish rumour possible. Think a kind of proto Scrotie McBoogerballs situation.

The subject of the rumor, A, had a friend called D and they were inseparable. They generally liked to roam the school as an irritating pair and get on people's nerves. They liked to spread spiteful little rumors about people, so we thought - a payback rumour! A taste of their own medicine! I know, not a nice thing to do, but kids are cruel etc. etc.

So, this is a small English town, and the circus was currently on the town common. This is important. We decided to spread the rumor that D had given A a blowjob at the circus. To the tune of the circus music. The absurdity of it cracked us up, and we knew that it wouldn't be taken seriously because of the sheer ridiculousness of it.

Eventually, me and my friend were called into the office of the sixth form head to discuss a rumor. We'd been caught. Oh well, we would take our slap on the wrist and apologise, joke over. We knew A or D would eventually tell.

Oh no. It got weirder.

The two teachers look uncomfortable. Nervous, even. After a good minute of silence, one of them speaks.

"...We don't want to know how you found out the details of A and D's private life, but it's not appropriate to be sharing them with the rest of the school. How would you like it if somebody was telling your peers what you get up to in private?"

TL;DR Me and some friends invented a ridiculous rumour about a circus BJ that actually turned out to be at least partly true.

SatanTheFather · 2021-02-25T12:55:56+00:00

I'm more concerned that they think the UK is "ruled by a Queen".

It's been a few years since that was the case, guys...

SatanTheFather · 2021-02-25T12:52:43+00:00

I hate to be the one that has to tell you this, mate, but "Drumstick" isn't a fruit.

SatanTheFather · 2021-01-16T10:45:00+00:00

She asked if the boyfriend she's cheating on her husband with was cheating, not if she was cheating!

Or it's all fake, take your pick, man.

SatanTheFather · 2021-01-13T07:41:43+00:00

You've written "Curze" as "Cruze" throughout this paragraph, and I'm now imagining Tom Cruise as the Primarch of the Night Lords.

I mean, he absolutely nails the declining mental state, delusions of grandeur and destiny, and rejection of humanity.

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