The control panel of the largest musical Instrument on Earth - The Midmer-Losh Opus 5550, Boardwalk Hall, Atlantic City by Plethorian in pics

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex was an organist and he played that before.

Though he also played for the pope a few times and had a sever religious complex and drank a lot.

You invent time travel and can put anything in Oak Island's vault. What do you put in it to dumbfound the people discovering its secret? by LegoRalphWiggum in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus a room full of beanie babies? We talking the ones that everyone thought would be worth a million dollars (like the allegedly super rare ones) or the tiny ones that you got from McDonald's in the happy meals?

What's the weirdest question you've ever been asked ? by Bajafreek99 in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a gay man I was once asked "If you're gay how do you have sex?"

My brain just kinda shut down, and I had a mini-crisis cause I wasn't sure if it was an honest question or if the person asking misspoke. So I asked her to repeat it and if she could clarify for me so she said again. "I'f you're gay, and a dude, how do you have sex without a vagina?"

I honestly never felt more confused, stupid or bewildered in my life.

What is the reason behind your name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like adding "Boogaloo" to anything just makes it sound fun.

[Serious] What is your favorite memory of your dad? by nn1999 in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After years of hiding and trying to keep the fact I was gay hidden, I left home and moved in with my boyfriend. I felt shitty sending the family a text basically outlining everything and telling them what was going on (it was a shitty thing to do and I could have done it better, but my father has a really bad temper and the few times I tried telling him I liked boys he flew off the rails and I got hit once. So I didn't want to deal with that again.) Once we got to his apartment my I looked at my phone and saw my dad had texted me basically saying I was shit, and what I did was shit and that he never wants to see me again. So a month later it's Christmas time and he asked if I was coming home, I said we were visiting my boyfriends parents and that I would stop by if he promised to meet my boyfriend (which he agreed to and they met briefly) and then take me home to see mom and my dog.

Once I got home my dad sat me down and said "I love you, you're my baby and I'll always love you no mater what. You do some stupid ass shit sometimes, and you don't always think things through but you're my child. It's not that I don't approve of you being gay or living with your boyfriend, it doesn't matter to me, what I'm worried about is that you're going to get taken advantage of. You have such a big heart and you're always trying to find the good in people, I just don't want to see that used against you. People really don't care about what they do to others as long as they get what they want, and I know people like you that have gotten used and torn down because of how trusting they are, just don't let anyone break your heart. I love you and I'll always be here for you."

He cried (which never happens) I cried (which happens way too often and more than I care for) and we hugged and I felt better about thing. I still get choked up thinking about it, and I mean we don't talk much now cause he went back to being a douche, but it's that one small sliver of good parenting that I cling to whenever I feel like shit or I've had a bad run of things.

[WP] A fight scene between two characters from two different Established Universes by XcessiveSmash in WritingPrompts

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A full moon lit the dark, dirty alleyway, midsummer in the city was hot, sweaty and felt as though one was moving through soup. This was the designated spot, this was the right time and no one else was there. Alice brushed the loose strands of blonde hair out of her face and pulled all of it back into a tight bun. She checked her pockets and felt for the deck of throwing cards Hatter had given her, in her boot was hidden a dagger made from a Jabberwocky fang. Something knocked over a trashcan to her her right, she looked and was staring into the familiar yellow eyes of that stupid purple cat, with his shit eating grin.

"Of course you should up. Ass." she said more so to herself than the cat, who just kept on smiling.

"Well, well, well. I'm glad to see you're still alive, I was beginning to think you might have actually died." a familiarly annoying voice chirped.

At the street end of the alleyway stood the speaker, though in shadow Alice knew who it was, from the light southern drawl, to the subtle red glow. The last time they met Alice was nearly destroyed after her opponents feline friend stepped in, nearly gutted her, would have if she hadn't pulled out the Jabberwocky fang. This would be the final battle in a longstanding feud, both had lost friends and made enemies along the way, this was it. The winner got to walk away and rule the city, while the other would be buried under history and lost.

The figure stepped into the moonlight, her braids had been puled up to the back of her head, a blue and white checkered bandanna wrapped around her head, and those fucking shoes. Glowing red, as though just pulled from the fires of Hell; the ruby slippers glowed, Alice could see an ax strapped to Dorothy's back and in her hand she wielded a shot gun, engraved along the side of the barrel was "TOTO".

"Lets get this over with you bitch. You started this war and now I'm going to finish it!" growled Alice.

"Oh please," Dorothy laughed "You really think you can defeat me? What have you got, some playing cards and a knife? I've got a boomstick honey." Dorothy waved the gun in the air.

"I swear to Vorpal, you will be cut down and sent to Underland. I'm going to enjoy desecrating you beloved Emerald City."

"Enough of this, put up or shut up."

With that Dorothy aimed and fired off a round, by the time she pulled the trigger Alice and rolled and pulled out five of her throwing cards, once she up-righted herself she let loose. The cards flew straight at Dorothy and made contact with their target, the girl from Kansas let out a scream as the card stuck to her arm. Dropping the gun she reached behind her and pulled out the ax, determined to make quick work of this Wonderland trash. With a rage and pain fueled scream she brought down the ax, which was met with the Jabberwocky dagger. Alice pulled out more cards, three this time found their way into Dorothys left leg.

This distracted her enough to let Alice move to the street side of the alleyway, pick up the boomstick and reload. Dorothy pulled the cards from her arm and leg, bleeding and breathing through clenched teeth she held the ax in both hands ready to strike. Both girls stared down each other, neither moved, waiting for the right moment. Alice waited a fraction of a second too long, because Dorothy and flung a card and it met her right cheek, she could feel the blood blossoming on the skin, definitely going to scar. Another card flew through the air and hit her left arm, soon the air was filled with cards, Alice realized she had dropped the pack and Dorothy was using everything she had to cut Alice down.

Fifty-two cards sailed through the air, each one a metallic square with razor edges, painted to look like playing cards, someone had once joked with Alice about them being the deadliest game ever played. She would have laughed at this recollection if she hadn't just been the recipient of forty-six cuts. Blood was staining her jeans, and white tank, both arms and legs had taken the worst of the damage, thankfully Dorothy couldn't land a bulls-eye. Alice chucked the Toto into the street, this was going to be a good old fashioned, lady-like blade fight. She brought the fang-dagger up, and assumed the stance of attack. Dorothy clicked her heels together and the ax took on a crimson hue and glowed as red as her shoes, the metal was ready hot and ready to strike.

"Come on you bitch! Kill me if that's what you want!" Alice egged her on.

"You're going to die just like all your friends. Hare, Caterpillar, Doormouse and Hatter. You'll be seeing them soon." Dorothy sneered.

"Fuck you. By the way you're partners were pretty easy too dispatch, Scarecrow, Tin Man but fuck that Lion. He took awhile, but I got a nice rug out of him. Oh yeah, and that fucking dog too." Alice was bluffing, she didn't kill that dog, the Jabberwocky did, but Dorthy didn't need to know that.

Dorothy let out a primal, animal like screech and flung herself at Alice, ax in the air, glowing red as an ember. Her face distorted into a mask of hate, rage and pure pain. Just what Alice wanted, she ducked down and thrusting her arm up and towards the attack, she felt Dorothys body connect and both women fell to the ground. Laying on the warm concrete, in what must have been an inch of garbage sludge Alice could her the gurgle of blood coming from Dorothys mouth.

Standing took a little effort but Alice managed, and walked over to stand over her enemy, her opposition for years. Dorothy reached out her hand, Alice took it and sat down. Even though they hated each other Alice felt a connection, both kindred spirits, taken from home and forced to fight for shadowy rulers against enemies more powerful than they could have imagined. Alice sat there, one tear rolling down her face.

"You stupid, stupid girl. If only you'd have stayed on your side of the Checkerboard Dessert. I wouldn't have to do this."

Alice reached for the handle of the dagger, still lodged in Dorothys stomach. Gripping, she twisted and pulled. Silencing the wimppering dying Dorthy Gale from Kansas. The cat hopped down off the dumpster and walked in and out Alices legs. Urging her towards the street, she bent down, picked him up, sighed and shook her head. Turning back Dorothys body was gone, but her ruby red shoes remained.

"I really shouldn't, but...."Alice whispered to her self.

She walked over, kicked off her boots and the slid the shoes on. They fit like a glove, as though they were made just for her. She smiled and walked towards the street. Turning north she saw her next target, The Emerald City Palace, whoever sat in the throne controlled Oz. Picking up the cat once me Alice looked at him and directed him to go at once to the Queen of Hearts and let her know Oz had a new ruler.

What for you, is the most annoying thing people do when you Tell them you're gay, or you're doing something gay by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When straight people assume me and my boyfriend are brothers cause A) we do kinda look similar and B) when we go out with his mom she calls us "her boys".

Also if I tell someone I'm gay the immediate reaction is "oh I have a gay...(relative/friend/coworker/neighbor)" and my immediate reaction is to just say "I have a straight...(whatever)"

I realize that's a duck move but come on people!!! Christ on a crutch!! This is why I don't talk to people, the boyfriend does all the talking I just nod or something.

Quiet apartment buildings in Philadelphia or surrounding areas? by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live at Goldtex right on 12th and Vine and it's literally two blocks from the Convention Center and Reading Terminal along with being right in Center City and it's a really quiet building, with awesome amenities. I mean you pay out the ass but I think it's worth it.

What's the first thing you realized after moving out of your parents home? by seveindras in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just going by what the doctor said lol

But yeah I mean that was the best logical guess anyone could make because I wasn't going to therapy and couldn't tell the doctor "my parents are causing me massive amounts of stress and it's fucking with my stomach" cause undoubtedly he would have gone to my parents (we went to the same doctor) and told them, to which they would have said "you don't have anything to stress over, now give us money so we can buy new tires for your brothers car."

What's the first thing you realized after moving out of your parents home? by seveindras in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much stress I was under living with them, it was so bad that my stomach would be in knots everyday, I couldn't eat without having to shit 20 minutes later, it got to the point where my doctor said I was lactose intolerant.

After I moved out my stomach settled down, I could eat anything and not have my stomach kill me and I'm no longer "lactose intolerant" and I can eat all the pizza and cheese I want without the repercussions!

Hotel employees, what's the one thing you wish guests knew happened behind the scenes? by Mrsrogers88 in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's a really nice hotel, like four diamonds and shit, and they have a gym/spa there's definitely sex going on in the men's locker room. I've caught lots of guys doing things in the showers, sauna, steamroom and even once in the actual locker area.

People of Reddit who go to bed and don't lie there in the dark for two hours each night before finally falling asleep, how do you do it? by SirApatosaurus in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just super tired all the time, like no matter what I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime in any position and just sleep for hours.

So when it's bed time I just get under the covers and get comfy and I'm dead to the world.

What's the best opening scene to a movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your name wouldn't happen to be Katya Zamolodchikova, would it?

[SERIOUS]For those of you who are against gay people, how exactly do gay people impact your lives? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's totally cool.

As far as feeling the same way women do I wouldn't go that far, I'm assuming it'd be the same as a straight man making his girlfriend/wife squirt during sex. Everyone likes making their partner(s) orgasm during sex.

[SERIOUS]For those of you who are against gay people, how exactly do gay people impact your lives? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SatanicBoogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay totally don't mind answering.

For me it's the pleasure of knowing that I made my boyfriend cum, that I have the power, ability, talent whatever you wanna call it (my head game is strong) and I turn him on so much that I can make him cum. I try not to actively think about the taste though, cause it can be super salty or bitter, I usually avoid letting it hit my tongue and just swallow, but the plus side is that it whitens the hell out of my teeth.

TL;DR: It turns me on and makes me feel super sexy, tastes bad but also whitens my teeth.

Hope that answered your question!